Hah! That's hillarious..
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Man's dearest possession is life, and since it is given to him to live but once.He must so live that dying he can say, all my life and all my strength have been given to the greatest cause in the world, the liberation of mankind
Ostrovski
Muriel Spark:
If I had my life to live over again I should form the habit of nightly composing myself to thoughts of death. I would practice, as it were, the remembrance of death. There is no other practice which so intensifies life. Death, when it approaches, ought not to take one by surprise. It should be part of the full expectancy of life. Without an ever-present sense of death life is insipid. You might as well live on the whites of eggs.
Hah! That's hillarious..
<span style=\'font-family:Arial\'>11:18 am, Greenwich Mean Time, December 21, 2012 AD.
"If you're talking about Xvall, I think it is some date when the world is supposed to get sucked into some blackhole or some crazy shit like that." - Fist of Blood
"Einstein was a sick pervert, E=mC2 MY ARSE! pROVE IT U RED SWINE" - Bugalu Shrimp</span>
urm, no. It doesn't work like that.
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That's hilarious! Good one Peaccenicked!
Equally great is:
Landover Baptist Church
"If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation, are people who want crops without ploughing the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning; they want the ocean without the roar of
That site cannot be for real. Read the womens section and the stuff about the bible having all X-rated material removed. That cannot be serious.
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Have you seen the abreviations?
Very inventive
Of course the one FOH said isn't real.. I can tell..
<span style=\'font-family:Arial\'>11:18 am, Greenwich Mean Time, December 21, 2012 AD.
"If you're talking about Xvall, I think it is some date when the world is supposed to get sucked into some blackhole or some crazy shit like that." - Fist of Blood
"Einstein was a sick pervert, E=mC2 MY ARSE! pROVE IT U RED SWINE" - Bugalu Shrimp</span>
There's http://www.somethingawful.com/edbaker as well that I personally think is a joke. Although if I'm wrong I am going to hibernate.
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But the Starbucks poster is sick
Man's dearest possession is life, and since it is given to him to live but once.He must so live that dying he can say, all my life and all my strength have been given to the greatest cause in the world, the liberation of mankind
Ostrovski
Muriel Spark:
If I had my life to live over again I should form the habit of nightly composing myself to thoughts of death. I would practice, as it were, the remembrance of death. There is no other practice which so intensifies life. Death, when it approaches, ought not to take one by surprise. It should be part of the full expectancy of life. Without an ever-present sense of death life is insipid. You might as well live on the whites of eggs.
Yea I didn't get why Pastor Taylor put that up on his website myself.
I just love this banner from the site FOH mentioned:
(Edited by RedCeltic at 12:46 am on July 4, 2002)
In Solidarity,
RC
OK: Check it out! I've found a great list of humorous websites that parody Christians.
Yes that's right... Betty Bowers, Landover Baptist, Jesus Hates Smut: are all parodies. Geared to fuck with you.
Here's the most compleate list of wacky xtian stuff I can make...
The Dancing Jesus
Landover Baptist
Lordco
Betty Bowers
Jesus Hates Smut
Jesus Dressup
Church of the Gerbil
McChurch
winking Jesus
God Hates Fundies
Jesus.com
This last one "Jesus.com" is great! Some guy in Washington DC metro area who looks like Jesus created the ultimate personal ad
(Edited by RedCeltic at 2:10 am on July 4, 2002)
In Solidarity,
RC
jesus seeking loving woman
lmao
Man's dearest possession is life, and since it is given to him to live but once.He must so live that dying he can say, all my life and all my strength have been given to the greatest cause in the world, the liberation of mankind
Ostrovski
Muriel Spark:
If I had my life to live over again I should form the habit of nightly composing myself to thoughts of death. I would practice, as it were, the remembrance of death. There is no other practice which so intensifies life. Death, when it approaches, ought not to take one by surprise. It should be part of the full expectancy of life. Without an ever-present sense of death life is insipid. You might as well live on the whites of eggs.
http://www.ses.edu/journal/issue2_1/2_1tunnicliffe.htm
tie yourself securely to something........eh Eh!
Man's dearest possession is life, and since it is given to him to live but once.He must so live that dying he can say, all my life and all my strength have been given to the greatest cause in the world, the liberation of mankind
Ostrovski
Muriel Spark:
If I had my life to live over again I should form the habit of nightly composing myself to thoughts of death. I would practice, as it were, the remembrance of death. There is no other practice which so intensifies life. Death, when it approaches, ought not to take one by surprise. It should be part of the full expectancy of life. Without an ever-present sense of death life is insipid. You might as well live on the whites of eggs.
Looks like? I don't get that because how is anyone going to look like Jesus when no one knew what he looked like anyway?
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Here is a few ideas
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com
Man's dearest possession is life, and since it is given to him to live but once.He must so live that dying he can say, all my life and all my strength have been given to the greatest cause in the world, the liberation of mankind
Ostrovski
Muriel Spark:
If I had my life to live over again I should form the habit of nightly composing myself to thoughts of death. I would practice, as it were, the remembrance of death. There is no other practice which so intensifies life. Death, when it approaches, ought not to take one by surprise. It should be part of the full expectancy of life. Without an ever-present sense of death life is insipid. You might as well live on the whites of eggs.
Jesus can kiss my ass. Oops.
<span style=\'colorurple\'>To be of the Left is to put the individual above the social fictions he creates.</span>
<span style=\'color:red\'>"I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool."</span>
-Kurt Vonnegut
<span style=\'color:red\'>"The hand-mill gives you society with the feudal lord; the steam-mill society with the industrial capitalist.”</span>-Karl Marx
here is an ''off the wall'' atheist web page
http://www.telemark.net/as/artist.dbm?artistid=3
Man's dearest possession is life, and since it is given to him to live but once.He must so live that dying he can say, all my life and all my strength have been given to the greatest cause in the world, the liberation of mankind
Ostrovski
Muriel Spark:
If I had my life to live over again I should form the habit of nightly composing myself to thoughts of death. I would practice, as it were, the remembrance of death. There is no other practice which so intensifies life. Death, when it approaches, ought not to take one by surprise. It should be part of the full expectancy of life. Without an ever-present sense of death life is insipid. You might as well live on the whites of eggs.
The latest from Betty Bowers
Dear Friends in Faith and Fashion:
The stock market is crashing, the Middle East is imploding and high-profile kidnappings are exceeding available time-slots for Movies of the Week! Isn't it wonderful?
As True Christians, we know that the more calamities that occur, the more people who die gruesome deaths, the more sorrow that is inflicted on those who seem to have already borne more grief than they could possibly endure, only brings a bigger, more satisfied smile to the ruddy faces of Fundamentalist Christians everywhere. For, truly, their rupture is our Rapture! Each frightening thing that happens to people we wouldn't socialize with anyway is only one more sign that the Lord is getting ready to make happen what He's been itching to do since the Great Flood – destroy the World. And He's not about to let George W. Bush beat Him to it!
Since we are living in these turbulent End Times, what is a sensible True Christian to do? Well, if you are the leader of the Free-Fall World, you take a month-long vacation, of course! Mr. Bush learned his lesson last year. If he hadn't frittered away a leisurely four weeks in August 2001 playing ranchhand, he might have squandered time responding to warnings about highjackers! If his native inattentiveness had been held in check, the most certain sign of the coming Apocalypse might never have been allowed to occur on September 11! Need you ask why we True Christians love the man?
To ensure that the president does nothing to impede the Lord's plan to spin the World into chaos, his True Christian handlers thought that it was once again an opportune time to run off to his family's legendary long-loved, three-year-old ranch to shoot rabbit and pop cans
Man's dearest possession is life, and since it is given to him to live but once.He must so live that dying he can say, all my life and all my strength have been given to the greatest cause in the world, the liberation of mankind
Ostrovski
Muriel Spark:
If I had my life to live over again I should form the habit of nightly composing myself to thoughts of death. I would practice, as it were, the remembrance of death. There is no other practice which so intensifies life. Death, when it approaches, ought not to take one by surprise. It should be part of the full expectancy of life. Without an ever-present sense of death life is insipid. You might as well live on the whites of eggs.
