Chiak, your competitive attitude and arrogance sickens me.
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A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One United States Marine is better than ten Iraqis!"
The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqis!"
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again "One United States Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!"
The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"
Chiak, your competitive attitude and arrogance sickens me.
that joke sucks...like your dad when he went to prision.
here's a hype joke:
I WENT TO Chiak47 MOM'S HOUSE LAST NIGHT AND ASKED HER WHAT'S FOR DINNER....SHE SPREAD HER LEGS AND SAID "CRABS"
or one more
I WENT TO Chiak47 MOM'S HOUSE LAST NIGHT AND ASKED HER WHAT'S FOR DINNER....SHE PUT HER FOOT ON THE TABLE AND SAID "CORN".
"I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and voilence and enjoy it to the full" - Leon Trotsky
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" - Gandhi
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Welcome to the real world. Competition is everywhere and all aspects of life, even in communist societies.
Peace is just like war. You get it when both sides want it.
*yawn*
As much as I would love to sit and play highschool- I must now ignore lostbrain.
Thanks,
Halliburton
your breaking my heart *sniff sniff*
"I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and voilence and enjoy it to the full" - Leon Trotsky
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" - Gandhi
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Kelvin,
Those days when the May Day parades went though Moscow proper were sure competitive.
Ohh wait was the USSR commie?Or are the REDS distancing themselves from USSR like they do from red china?
Thanks,
GM
this is getting immature, so i'll stop....after this.
Here's a picture of Chiak47
i saw this picture and thought of you first..
"I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and voilence and enjoy it to the full" - Leon Trotsky
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" - Gandhi
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HOLY SHIT...
My wife and I...Is she not cute?
LOL
actually that is more like your wife/sister/mom.
your inbreeding family doesn't trust stangers, so your mom plays all 3 roles for you.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
"I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and voilence and enjoy it to the full" - Leon Trotsky
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" - Gandhi
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Red,
X
Thanks,
Yep nice
Lostsoul, those weren't nice things to say about Chiak's mom. And what the hell are you doing posting my picture??!!! Where did you get it????
Chiak, that's an all time favorite joke of mine. I first heard it like 7 yrs ago. It's the type of jike where you say either it's really good or it's really bad. Everyone that heard it at the same time I did thought it was awefull and I loved it.
Hey, your wife woudn't happen to have an identical twin would she? She's smoking dude!!!!
2, 3, MANY VIETNAMS!
Anti,
My mom does not mind-she's dead.
My wife IS hot..In a commie country would she would be one for all?
AS for the joke....I just heard it.But I also heard it was told in WW2 and up so it's a oldie but a goodie
Thanks,
Who's the bleeding heart now?
roflmao , good one Chiak.
"DeadArab.com" - Ah, yes, that sounds very democratic! Oh wait, that's not the word, what is it again? Oh yes, RACIST.
... This whole topic is getting very stupid...
Oh, what's that? I just gotta go... I think I left something in the oven. Wouldn't want to get those commie cookies burned. Their my favorite!
If you don\'t want to play by the rules - make new!
A little poison now and then: that maketh pleasant dreams. And much poison at last for a pleasant death
- from Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche's 'Thus Spake Zarathustra'
