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    1) ALL communists are stupid.

    Communists don't understand anything. No matter how many times you explain something to them they will never understand it. No matter how smart they seem there not smarter than capitalists. all capitalists are naturaly more inteligent than communists.

    2)poverty is caused by communism

    The reson why most countries are poor is because of communism. even though most poor countris are capitalist, communism is to blame.

    3)ALL communists are Stalinist.

    all communists believe that human life is worth nothing and that the millions of people that where killed by stalin diserved to die. Even if they tell you that they hate stalin just ignore that they ever said that. Stalin was a communist so communists must be stalinist (capitalist logic).

    4) All communists are failiers in life

    The reson why communists are communists is because they can't find a job and they are mad at the world. They failed at everything and have no one to blaim for it so they blaim the capitalist system. Don't forget that the idea of communism was writen by Karl Marx, a man who was poor and wasted his life.

    5) ALL communists hate America.

    allot of communists say that they hate capitalism not america but they are lieing. even if allot of communists are americans they hate everything that is american, everything from Jay leno to the M16.

    6) Communism dosn't work

    Communism failed in the U.S.S.R so therfor it will fail everywhere else. also allot of communist revolutions failed in south america because communism dosn't work, not because america kept shooting it down using embargos, assasinations and coups.

    7)Karl Marx was an idiot.

    Karl Marx Didn't understand capitalism. He wrote 4 books about capitalism but he didn't know what the fuck he was saying. Das Kapital is filled with giberish and nobody can make sence of it.

    6) ALL communists have bad breath and stink.

    Communists never wash and have bad hygeen. They smell like shit. Its possible to smell a communist from 1km away and it's not a regular BO smell it's extremly bad BO and it will bring tears to your eyes.


    I could go on like this but i think i made my point.

    Its so easy to make threads like this using no facts at all and just talk out of my ass like CI dose all the time. please CI when your making an argument you should use facts to back up you arguments otherwise it just looks like the shit i just wrote.
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    LOL. Yep, funny thing is their propoganda really is that simple, the lefts criticism is a lot more detailed and logical.

    You could have added one like "if you believe in one aspect of communism, then you're a communist and your whole philosophy is debunked ", in reference to the labeling of "communist" to democrats from rightists.

    Even though the republican system is really a lot like authoritarian communism social wise (death penalty, outlawing things they dont like, etc..)
    "The bible is probably the most genocidal book ever written!" -Noam Chomsky

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    Don't forget:

    "Every bullshit statement made by a capitalist is axiomatic. Every valid point made by a leftist is a bullshit statement, somehow."

    AND

    "The Free Market theory, though it has been proven to fail at least as often as Marxist theory, will eventually solve everything. We will never admit that laissez-faire capitalism has any problems, though most Marxists readily admit Marx's errors. After all, people are selfish, right? Socialists deny "human nature," right?"

    AND

    "Reagan and Bush are smart men. Marx and Engels were dumb."
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    LMAO!!!

    Let's not forget, Che Guevara, everyone's posterboy for leftist heroism, didn't take a bath every night when he was fighting a guerrilla war, leading him to have anti-social body odor. Unless you're into that kinda thing. On the other hand, he did, apparently, brush his teeth regularly.
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    Communists drive stupid cars. They either keep their old ones running for forty years or they make plastic trebbies that float when the Danube floods. Good thing they float since their owners frequently use them as homes as well as cars.

    Chinese communists ride bikes everywhere. So how come they don't win bike races, huh?

    Soviet women haven't mastered the art of applying natural blonde highlights, they go for the allover gold or platinum look. Plus the only lipstick they own (I guess they all share it) is shocking pink, to match their shocking pink nailpolish. If they've heard of lipstick that is.
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    thats fuckin hilarious
    "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist." -- Hélder Pessoa Câmara
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    What about, "Communists want to hump your children"?

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    Everyone who has ever disagreed with you is a communist. Langston Hughes? Communist! And all of Hillary Clinton's friends are Marxists. (If only!) Also, because we were/are at war with al Qaeda, al Qaeda is communist. Don't believe me? As David Horowitz.

    And remember kids, all communists want all businesses to fail. It is their goal in life to destroy all economies.

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    And let's not forget!
    No matter what wars we get into, regardless of the amount of 'collateral damage' inflicted. It is in the best interests of the American people. Even though they didn't vote for the war, and 90% of them are against it; It is in their best interests!
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    90% are against it? Where did you get that figure?

    Actually the last poll I saw the vast majority of the people were for it.
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    I doubt its 90%.

    If you look at the facts of a war, and lets say we have presidential-style debates before of whether or not we want to invade, with both sides (pro and anti war) contributing, you know the number of non-interventionists (per situation) would rise.

    I shall use the George Bernard Shaw's analogy of nazism and apply it to interventionism.

    George Bernard Shaw used three concepts to describe the positions of individuals in Nazi Germany: intelligence, decency, and Naziism. He argued that if a person was intelligent, and a Nazi, he was not decent. If he was decent and a Nazi, he was not intelligent. And if he was decent and intelligent, he was not a Nazi.

    Now replace "nazi" with interventionist.

    I am not talking about places where its needed such as Afghanistan, WWII, .... i cannot think of any others. I am talking about smaller covert operations (CIA coups, bombing small islands, etc), and military operations on territories no threat to us (korea, vietnam, etc).

    For the vast majority of the military and CIA operations, the american people do not benefit in any way whatsoever. And if they could be properly educated before an invasion takes place, most would indeed be against them. That is why a high number of them are covert, is it not?

    (Edited by Nateddi at 7:55 am on Aug. 7, 2002)
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    I'm setting an example, this isn't for the current war. It would be more like something for Vietnam.
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