I just got an email from God, and he said Pat Robertson is full of shit.
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The balls of this guy!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070103/ap_on_...on_prediction_9
Pat Robertson predicts 'mass killing' Wed Jan 3, 5:32 AM ET
In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.
"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election. Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.
In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.
Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.
"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
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I just got an email from God, and he said Pat Robertson is full of shit.
Any way why do a significant number of Americans take him seriously ? I mean he is a teleevangelist right ? Will the TV station that hosts his show will continue it if nobody bothers him ?
It is possible to build gigantic factories according to a ready-made Western pattern by bureaucratic command – although, to be sure, at triple the normal cost. But the farther you go, the more the economy runs into the problem of quality, which slips out of the hands of a bureaucracy like a shadow. The Soviet products are as though branded with the gray label of indifference. Under a nationalized economy, quality demands a democracy of producers and consumers, freedom of criticism and initiative – conditions incompatible with a totalitarian regime of fear, lies and flattery.
-Trotsky
Marx & Engels ! Lenin ! Trotsky
Yeah that makes sense. With America's foreign policy right now it doesent take a personal communication with god to figure out that theyre going to get what's coming to them.
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If I had the chance to, I would so gladly shoot him in the head along with the bastard Jerry Falwell. He's the one who blamed the WTC attacks on...wait a second, the phone is ringing, be right back.
Edit: That was just God on the phone, it ends up there will be an enormous terrorist attack on the U.S. in late 2007, gosh don't I feel like an idiot now.
You seem neat, but...
They divide us by our color, they divide us by our tongue,
They divide us men and women, they divide us old and young,
But they'll tremble at our voices when they hear these verses sung,
For the Union makes us strong!
this reminds me of the time pat robertson said god told him that a hurricane would not hit his town, then it went right through and pwned the whole city.
Pat Robertson: "FEAR FEAR FEAR CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME GOD GOD GOD!!! Minitrue mark doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise."
Only in America, home of Supply-Side Jesus ™
"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you.
Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hatemongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
No, because he owns the TV station.
Is God a Nigerian with a suspicious bank account?
Not this shit again!
If it was not for the fact that this wanker has so much political power and such a huge support base in American society, I would simply ignore this lunatic.
God just told me that he's abdicating and now I'm in charge.
As of 5:30pm next Thursday I will not exist.
Economic Left/Right: -8.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.05
And unnatural, irrational, sinful, wicked, unjust, devilish and tyrannical it is, for any man whatsoever - spiritual or temporal, clergyman or layman - to appropriate and assume unto himself a power, authority and jurisdiction to rule, govern, or reign over any sort of men in the world without their free consent...
John Lilburne, 1647
I'm not anti-intellectual, I'm just not an intellectual.
Capitalism will eat itself.
It'd be suspicious that God chose the aunty christ succeed him.
Pat Robertson represents the most reactionary wing of the American bourgoirse, tainted with an absurd Christian ideology, in times of crisis the ruling class comes to lean on absurd nutcases such as Robertson to keep themselves in power.
In what relations do the Communists stand to the proletarians as a whole? The Communists do not form a separate party opposed to other working class parties. They have no interests separate and apart from those of the proletariat as a whole. They do not set up any sectarian principles of their own, by which to shape and mould the proletarian movement.
-Karl Marx
It is only by strengthening ourselves ideologically, inculcating in ourselves the values and ideals of the struggle and building up the ranks of the revolutionary party that we will make it.
- Ta Power
Y am i suprised?
Cofia Dic Penderyn a Merched Beca...
"Get up, stand up; stand up for your rights"
"The revolution wont be no re-reun brothers, the revolution will be live" G.S.H
"fascists on di blok haffi fite dem bak" LKJ
Let's keep the fortune telling and prophecies to Chit Chat in the future.
Oh no, Pat Robertson has been talking to God again!Let us know when the world is going to end Pat, so we can repent our sins and go to heaven with the true believes, such as yourself, Jerry Falwell and of course, George Bush.
It's not just Pat Robertson.
There's also this John Hagee guy. He's really annoying.
We actually get TBN-Europe here in Pakistan.
But you ought to hear some Muslim preachers too.
When they talk about the End of Times, they're the same shit. Muslims believe that Jesus is supposed to come back too. But they think when he'll return, he'll break the cross and tell all the Christians that ISLAM was the true faith.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
These guys are too funny.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, this fact is recognized---that the human race has been treated harshly, but it has progressed."
(Victor Hugo, in "Les Miserables")
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I hate this guy so fucking much The most annoying person. When the revolution comes we are gonna put him in a tree and throw frozen water ballons at his dumbass.
Israel sucks ass
Please excuse my spelling, I suck ass at spelling. Sorry.
Believe it or not, you can read it.
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You know, I feel sad for Robertson in a way. He used to be just a regular preacher making millions of dollars and generally being an unrelenting tool, and then God started talking to him, telling him to say things that weren't actually going to happen, just so everyone would think he was some senile, paranoid coot. Obviously, God wants Robertson to learn humility.
My political compass:
Economic Left/Right: -9.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.85
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -- Douglas Adams
Or god has a sense of humour.
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