What does the bible actually say about how they got all the animals on the ark?
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What does the bible actually say about how they got all the animals on the ark?
"jesus horses"
WTF where did you find that, is that what some relgionous people beleive or is that just a joke.
Against brute force and injustice the People will have the last word, that of Victory. Che Guevara
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. V from V for Vandetta
Hahaha, it's a joke. My friend sent it to me. According to the Bible, the animals were all given magical instructions from god, and were all able to magically migrate accross oceans and continents to the ark, and then lined up two by two and entered the ark in an orderly fashion (seriously).
noah fit 2 of every single animal in existance (which wouldve bin alot more back then) onto a boat...
God shrunk the animals.
Duh.
'heavens above, how awful it is to live outside the law - one is always expecting what one rightly deserves.'
petronius, the satyricon
I thought dinosaurs (and their fossils) were just a big scam by Satan to test our faith?
They used to make us sing about animals going into the ark when I was a child. URGH it genuinely frustrates me that I was force-fed that shit.
What are peoples' opinions on the 'Noah's Ark' they supposedly found on Mt. Ararat?
Click.
This is meant to be the ark. Anyone know what it really is?
“People think they have taken quite an extraordinarily bold step forward when they have rid themselves of belief in hereditary monarchy and swear by the democratic republic. In reality, however, the state is nothing but a machine for the oppression of one class by another, and indeed in the democratic republic no less than in the monarchy.”
- Friedrich Engels
Some earth?
rock formation
all those animals must've been pretty peaceful for the carnivores not to rip the fuck outta everything else.
I'm assuming God put them under a love spell, like what Cthenthar has done to me
According to the geological community, it's just a natural rock formation, and a classic example of pareidolia.
No, there were "behemoths" mentioned early in the Bible. Dinosaurs and humans obviously coexisted, until the flood, which is when the dinosaurs all died and the floodwater + mud made their fossils.
This is also when unicorns became extinct.
'heavens above, how awful it is to live outside the law - one is always expecting what one rightly deserves.'
petronius, the satyricon
sorry to put a hole in your lovely little pic/theory, but all the continents used to be joined together and so the animals all just walked to the ark.
:P
Christians don't believe this.Originally posted by Okocim@Sep 1 2006, 07:40 AM
sorry to put a hole in your lovely little pic/theory, but all the continents used to be joined together and so the animals all just walked to the ark.
:P
Pangea (the super continent) existed 200-300 million years ago.
Christians only believe the world is 4000-6000 years old.
They're silly.
Obviously, I was asking if anyone knew specifically what caused the rock formation/what type it was.
“People think they have taken quite an extraordinarily bold step forward when they have rid themselves of belief in hereditary monarchy and swear by the democratic republic. In reality, however, the state is nothing but a machine for the oppression of one class by another, and indeed in the democratic republic no less than in the monarchy.”
- Friedrich Engels
Except the dragons and unicorns.
You can't learn to swim in a library.
Not only do Christians not believe that, but the human species has only existed for about 100 thousand years. That's 300 million years after the existence of Pangea.
