Sick of all that junkmail you always get? Here's an idea. Wait until you have two, then take all the contents out of one and put it into the freepost envelope the other has, and the same the other way around. So you'll have two bulky packages, and all the charge goes to the company. If they continue sending their shite, send them 33 pence in pennies (or 33 cents in cents or whatever currency you use) and if they phone you (they'll have your details from the freepost envelope's contents) claim it was an accident, and you meant to send the 33 whatevers to another person, and demand them back! More charges for them! Or contact the BNP for a freepost envelope for donations. Fill it was communist or socialist leaflets! Or hell, donate to their cause... give them a few pounds... in pennies.
Be creative. Do this as much as you can. Piss them about, take up their time. If we all do this, we get a laugh, piss them off and dent their profits at the same time. Encourage all your friends to do this. The most they can do is stop sending you junkmail, and that's great.
Anyway, I'm off to post the two bulky packages full of wood chippings, bye.
r maybe a dumpstering break
