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  1. 24th March 2005, 19:34 #1
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    http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

    I don't know what to say really... accept that this is a real website.

    And while you're there be sure to check out the "mall mission".
    The highway is alive tonight
    But nobody's kiddin' nobody about where it goes
    I'm sittin' down here in the campfire light
    Searchin' for the ghost of Tom Joad

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  2. 24th March 2005, 19:39 #2
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    The "z" is for "zealousness," &#39;cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm. I read in the Bible that He said: "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent"... Let&#39;s do that&#33;
    Wow, just wow.

    And their complaining about Islamic fanatics? Training kids into Zealots? Wtf?
  3. 24th March 2005, 19:43 #3
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    Oh I love this:

    Spiritual Safety Tip

    What should you do if you find an Atheist?

    Atheists such as Mr. Gruff think that got all figured out...

    ...but then why are they always so sad?

    If you find a atheist in the neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY&#33;

    You maybe be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM&#33;

    Atheists often are grumpy and bitter and lash out at children or they might trick you into neglecting God&#39;s Word.

    Very advanced witnesses techniques are needed for these grouches. Let adults handle them..


    The "Creation Science Fun Facts" were even worse....
  4. 24th March 2005, 19:46 #4
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    it&#39;s funny how some nuts are training our young to be really stupid and not accept any voice outside their own.

    Here&#39;s another thing from that website:

    FaithMobs
    FaithMobs are a type of decentralized, guerrilla prayer group designed to jar the unsaved (or lukewarm Christians) out of their Worldly mindset and raise their awareness of the Truth using unexpected or incongruent actions1.

    FaithMobs also have Mall Missionary applications, and I have often employed them successfully in breaking shoppers and mall employees out of their Secular Consumeristic stupor, for instance by having many random people go up to merchants in clothing or housewares stores and asking where they keep their Bibles. FaithMobbing can be used in any setting where people are engaged in activities that distract them from God; this includes not only stores, but also workplaces, government buildings, public transportation, and Secular entertainment events.

    A typical FaithMob would work like this: Organizers would e-mail or hand out fliers to church members with instructions on where and when to show up and what action to take, and ask them to forward the message to as many friends as they can. All people involved arrive separately at the location and are not to communicate with each other while there. At the appointed time or signal, the action would take place. After it is done, everyone will disperse quietly and calmly as if nothing had just happened.

    Some ideas for FaithMobs to do include:

    Saying a short, audible prayer.
    Silently praying for the unsaved around you. They will be surprised when God blesses them.
    Yelling "Hallelujah&#33;", either in unison or at random, spontaneous intervals.
    Looking up into the sky, smiling and pointing.
    Turning to the nearest non-FaithMobber and saying "Jesus loves you."
    Humming "What A Friend We Have In Jesus" in unison while going about your business.
    During a Secular movie, have everyone&#39;s cell phone ring, all using the same Christian ringtone.
    Riding up escalators with arms outstretched and face joyfully raised skyward as if ascending into Heaven.
    Because they only last a short time and are organized covertly, FaithMobs are a great way to quickly reach the unsaved before Secularists can stop you.
    They&#39;re just ripping off of us eh?
    The highway is alive tonight
    But nobody&#39;s kiddin&#39; nobody about where it goes
    I&#39;m sittin&#39; down here in the campfire light
    Searchin&#39; for the ghost of Tom Joad

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  5. 24th March 2005, 19:51 #5
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    Oh no&#33;



    WTF They are brainwashing these kids&#33;



    Really&#33; This is jaw dropping idiocy&#33;
  6. 24th March 2005, 19:58 #6
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    My grandmom&#39;s sister changed her name from Denise to Miracle Victress Destiny. She&#39;s a really dumb christian. And she probably thoght I was going to hell because I listened to rock and roll and played pokemon, all of which are evil... right. Her arguement "That&#39;s not Real"... I didn&#39;t even bother trying to argue with her, because she was living with my family during a feud between her and her brother which we don&#39;t really need to go in to. But basically she left my family more dirt poor than we were before. But she diddn&#39;t believe in Dinosaurs and actually believed that fossils weren&#39;t real. It shows how a christian run government will allways slow scientific progress.

    I am actually becoming skeptical as to whether or not this website is real... it&#39;s so rediculous.
    The highway is alive tonight
    But nobody&#39;s kiddin&#39; nobody about where it goes
    I&#39;m sittin&#39; down here in the campfire light
    Searchin&#39; for the ghost of Tom Joad

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  7. 24th March 2005, 19:58 #7
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    http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
  8. 24th March 2005, 20:02 #8
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    I met a girl once who was extremely right wing regliously Christain; when I found that out; I never talked to her again; probably since I fell over laughing when she tried to defend creationism. She even became a common problem in her biology class when it came to thing creationist related.
  9. 24th March 2005, 20:14 #9
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    Oh gosh, this is insane:

    Creationist Science Fun Facts

    "Hey Professor&#33; Haven&#39;t dinosaurs been extinct for millions of years?"

    "Wrong Little Buddy, Dinosaurs still walk on land and swim in the seas&#33; And the earth is less than 10,000 years old&#33;

    "Professor, what are fossils and where did they come from?"

    "Fossils are the buried remains of the wicked men and animals that perished 4,000 years ago&#33;"


    "My Freind Bombay the bombadier beetle can shoot boiling hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?"

    "God gave your freind that ability for defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of Evolutionism&#33;"


    This isn&#39;t even funny
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    While waiting for Johnny&#39;s Land Rovers to pick us up outside Kinshasha International Airport, Stubbingwicke expressed his hope to add an Apatosaurus scale to his haberdashed trophies, but we explained to him that our mission was limited to photographic shooting only.

    Hillarious&#33;&#33;&#33; Yeah, all those skeletons out there that are buried were just planted there by evil atheist scientists&#33;&#33;&#33; What a bunch of stupidity&#33;&#33;&#33;

    "Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence?
    Oh my God&#33; (no pun intended) These people are crazy. If this site is for real, it&#39;s scary.
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    Use a very hard sell, appealing to their desire for release from the slavery of Consumerism, and they can be easily snapped. The closer to December 25, the more likely they will be to completely abandon their Secular Consumer lifestyle on the spot. If you are targeting these lost souls, be sure to bring a van so that you can take them back to your Church for counseling and emergency baptisms.
    Emergency baptisms&#33;?&#33; What the hell&#33;?&#33;
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  12. 24th March 2005, 20:22 #12
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    Yeah; look at this...




    http://objective.jesussave.us/kangaroo.html
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    Either they arent real bible-bashers and are just mocking the happy-clappy brigade, or they are seriously in need of brains&#33; These people surely cannot beleive what they write, surely?
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    "Fossils are the buried remains of the wicked men and animals that perished 4,000 years ago&#33;"
    So basically they are saying, since according to X-ian dogma only sentient creatures have souls and God lets the non-sentient do as they please, we can only conclude...

    [Sarcasm]It isn&#39;t just homosexuals... God hates dinosaurs too&#33; They where his first set of sentient creatures but it turns out they weren’t good enough, so he murdered them all. Praise be to God&#33; Yeah genocide&#33;
    God must have loved the Nazis... but why didn&#39;t he save them? God works in mysterious and apparently counterproductive ways.    [/Sarcasm]
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    The word kangaroo means "I don&#39;t know" in Aboriginese. The story goes that when the first modern Europeans arrived in Australia, they saw a large hopping animal and asked one of the natives what it was called. "Kangaroo [I don&#39;t know]," he responded. It is understandable that he couldn&#39;t name the animal since his people had lost all knowledge of their Biblical heritage and thus would not have known the name given to the animal by Adam (Gen 2:19). Obviously, the peoples of the Middle East would not have called these animals by the name "kangaroo", and so the naive assertion of Biblical skeptics that since the word "kangaroo" is absent from the ancient Middle East so too must the kangaroo be, is patently absurd.
    This is getting wierder and wierder. I don&#39;t like this site. I&#39;m going to have nightmares about crazy christians coming after me. The Aboriginese lost all knowledge of their Biblical heritage? Yup, sounds like discrimination and fanaticism to me. Much like the justification used in the treatment of my Native peoples; we weren&#39;t christians, so we were savages. This is making me sick. It&#39;s scaring me to think of how many people are going to actually fall for this garbage.
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    Alright, note the hillarious antitriclavinism.
    Maybe it&#39;s not obvious if you weren&#39;t raised within a Christian tradition, but I&#39;m pretty sure this is satirical, albeit thankfully more subtle than typical.


    Oh, and the Creation Science fun-facts.
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    Yeah, I&#39;ve seen this page before, it&#39;s pretty damned funny&#33;

    (ps, of course it isn&#39;t real. <_<)
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    Lmao.
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    All I&#39;m getting is a webpage for some crappy webhosting service.
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    same here - which of course is a plus
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