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    Anyone want to have a battle rap for fun?
    Tupac-Amaru?
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    i might have a go later...
    "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" -- Kurt Cobain

    "God is gay" -- Kurt Cobain

    "Rather be dead than cool" -- Kurt Cobain

    "If you're so special why aren't you dead?" -- Kelley Deal

    "I need something good to die for, To make it meaningful to live" -- Queens Of The Stone Age

    "I wish I was like you, Easily amused" -- Kurt Cobain

    "He who f***s nuns will later join the church" -- The Clash

    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you" -- Kurt Cobain

    "The world has turned and left me here" -- Weezer

    "Close your eyes and see the skies are falling" -- Queens Of The Stone Age
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    fuck that last one.
    rebels assemble get ready to roll, everyone go,
    fight to tha last death, breath, n enemies soul~
    i will never be told, silenced, or shush'd,
    i am tha proof, tha truth, the violence of youth~
    what im tryin to do, isnt destroy'n tha earth,
    but we will, unless, our voices are heard~
    flip tha coin in the dirt, take your chances, advance this,
    tragic mishap n put it in our hands then~
    pass it to tha kids of tha future, inducers,
    take it away from those who dont have a clue~(derrr)
    news flash, terrorist cruize fast,
    puff'n buddah sacs wit a stash, like "Whos dat?"
    terrorist networks imburse in tha worse,
    perilous occurances on tha face of tha Earth~
    im jading these words to keep em a jem,
    fight to tha death...and leave em for dead~
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    your so fucking lame
    cause your a fake and your hair is red
    Wow... that sucked.
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    for all you peeps on here fronting like a commie
    i got more beef with you than a sandwich of salamie
    bombing rhymes at me is like a suicide martyr
    your ego's more inflated than the dollar under carter
    thats just for starters for all you screaming revolution
    thinking overthrow of the system is the only solution
    cut that pollution cause we all can make a change
    why don't you target corps exploiting for the stock exchange
    or the defense budget, cutting into health care
    we can give weapons to Turkey but can't afford welfare
    and what the fuck is going on, we got coups in Haiti
    rebels armed by drug money now tell me that ain't fucking shady
    like embargos in cuba and sanctions in Iraq
    the plan for the future is the plan for attack
    Like crack up from Columbia and for years we've been down
    but soon we'll show our teeth cause theres oil in their ground
    there's not much they won't do for oil derrick drilling
    for the black gold resource they'll literally make a killing
    and I'm not playing about this message I'm relaying
    they're in it for control is the subject I'm conveying
    I may be anarchistic but I'm for it by reform
    you can fight within the system and still never conform
    this is just the begining of the rights that have turned wrong
    but we can fight them here and now, thats the purpose of this song
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    Who is this for!!! :P
    Traversed Terrains, on a Murders Purpose, Unearthed as Chains
    of a Servant Served as a Burgeoning Banquet of Purse and Pain
    The Turfs the Same, Piled with Shackles, and Wild as Cackles
    of Snapping Lassos Cracks that React as Loud as a Tackle
    Exiled from Rational, Lived a Life of, Live and Die
    How Unnatural that a Bible Strapping Pastor Could Kill His Wife
    Forbidden I, Tempted Fate, Confessed Her Lamented Rape
    yet Kept the Memories Fresh as I Stressed Our Extended 'Date'
    My Best Friend was Hate, But More I Met With, Pain and Anguish
    Felt Like My Brain, Face, and Skull - All Became a Sandwich
    My Veins Expanded, Pulsating, as I Sustained the Damage
    Now In Flames, It was the Pastor, Who Was Ashamed yet Savage
    As the Way He Managed, Iron Fist, So I Claimed His Baggage
    Tired of Wasting Rabbits, It Was I, Who Got Basted AND Whipped
    Yet as a Rascist Man, His Final Choice, Was To Face This Advent
    As I Took Away His Holy Grace and Had It Replaced With Damnedness
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    my original ones were weak..
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    Hmm....Mine's gonna be more like poetry....a lot like The Streets...Mine's a straight up ***** about bush. O, and if it sucks (which it probably will) bear in mind I don't really listen to much rap and my only real rap album is Yo! Bum Rush The Show by Public Enemy.

    You're calling us commies and you're calling us freaks
    You're calling us stupid and you're calling us weak
    Well we'd rather be weak than be a psycho with a gun
    Grap your fucking pistols shoot Iraqies for fun
    The whole fucking world is coming to an end
    And when you're done you fuckers know that it ain't never gonna mend
    Now I ain't just *****in' bout one motherfucker
    I'm *****in' 'bout everyone who hates all cocksuckers
    See just because you're homosexual doesn't make you a threat
    They won't destroy the world but you will I bet
    And most of all you wage wars like it ain't nothing
    But the truth is people don't just fight - they're fucking dying
    And when Public Enemy go pointin' it out
    You tone them down
    Turn them off
    But they're right I don't doubt
    And you still believe in the American dream
    Well wake up, smell the coffee see reality
    But you're too fucking dumb or it would seem

    Err....yea....first rap I ever wrote really...Sorry I didn't really finish it but I'm new to this so gimme a break.
    "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" -- Kurt Cobain

    "God is gay" -- Kurt Cobain

    "Rather be dead than cool" -- Kurt Cobain

    "If you're so special why aren't you dead?" -- Kelley Deal

    "I need something good to die for, To make it meaningful to live" -- Queens Of The Stone Age

    "I wish I was like you, Easily amused" -- Kurt Cobain

    "He who f***s nuns will later join the church" -- The Clash

    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you" -- Kurt Cobain

    "The world has turned and left me here" -- Weezer

    "Close your eyes and see the skies are falling" -- Queens Of The Stone Age
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    Crossfire, misfired and I'm the freaking ricochet
    you're confused like a protestant joining the IRA
    I would say you can sort of quasi pseudo kick it
    but I shoot off at the mouth like a lyrical ballistic
    I'm capping MCs like snow in mountains of Siberia
    I'll overcome you son like the FLN of Algeria
    Because I can flow like Citibank's cocaine money
    I'll beat you in a street fight like my name was Chun Li
    no need for weapons of the workers like a sickle and a hammer
    it's my words I'll use to hurt ya, and it's your style I will enmor
    you're caught up in my crossfire like kids in Palestine
    but with no retalliation though, your attempts are asinine
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    3 blind mice
    3 blind mice
    see how they run
    see how they run
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    aw, i think Wiesty feels left out, poor Wiesty.
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    Yea, well, I'm on NoiseUnited's side now! (do you have the breasts of Chun Li too?)
    "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" -- Kurt Cobain

    "God is gay" -- Kurt Cobain

    "Rather be dead than cool" -- Kurt Cobain

    "If you're so special why aren't you dead?" -- Kelley Deal

    "I need something good to die for, To make it meaningful to live" -- Queens Of The Stone Age

    "I wish I was like you, Easily amused" -- Kurt Cobain

    "He who f***s nuns will later join the church" -- The Clash

    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you" -- Kurt Cobain

    "The world has turned and left me here" -- Weezer

    "Close your eyes and see the skies are falling" -- Queens Of The Stone Age
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    You shoulda never stepped up, I'm a veteran
    Weak punches like the heart, of David Letterman
    And just cause you breathin, its a vendetta man
    Leave you cryin......like a Beretta rang
    Now thats a funny joke, you a femcee?
    If you ever try and come against me
    It's the hip-hop version of Monica Lewinsky
    Your played out, like I'll Pee on you and R Kelly
    And you'll never get sick, like AIDS infected magic
    Outcome predetermined, some consider tragic
    Might as well not show and white flag it
    Otherwise its WW3 and I'll leave you with the maggots
    Breeze through a battle never a second thought
    I can already aticipate the product you brought
    Ghost written like lil Kim but you had it bought
    Like P Diddy, your wack, go home, it would be better if you never fought...
    Noiseunited aint packing heat, he's being obliterated
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    the streets are rad

    ohh eh oh ah ah
    badda badda
    bing bang
    bing bang bong
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    Los gringos son tontos
    No conoczen el dolor
    Paran ablando por favor
    Ustedes odian el gobierno

    and them my mind runs out of ideas.
    Socialism for a better future.
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    Bought? no, kidnapped like Hezbollah
    but I don't have a master, in fact fuck the Ayatollah
    though I may not be sick, but I'm iller than Yuschenko
    your words are reaching noone like a flyer from a pinko
    and yes I swing a flag but the color is black
    and like MIA's in Nam I'm not sure you'll come back
    you'll have to endure the torture, agony of defeat
    no I don't have breasts, but lighting fast feet
    with a spinning star formation, you know I will kick it
    direct hit to your chest to split open your brisket
    in a slow motion fashion just so you don't miss it
    humiliation so bad, i'm not surprised you'd have you wrist slit
    though not a bad idea possiblly the only escape
    cause like Dahmer in the slammer, you'll be facing anal rape
    with a broom stick handle, my words rip you up inside
    like Hutus to the Tutsis, you'll be facing genocide
    I ain't packing heat, but I suggest your bring balm
    cause my mouth fires words that will burn like napalm

    this is pretty fun
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    napalm ricochets of my chest, this rhyme proves that i'm the best,
    you have a disease like agent orange killing everything around you,
    i throw firesticks surrounding your crew, Massacaring you like the zealots,
    your face is mashed like Bush who can't eat pretzels,
    you already admiited that you wack, your best band is probably zack attack from saved by the bell,
    cause you sound like a retarted son just like Screech,
    i'm not missing in action, i'm on the frontline,
    firing napalm, cause apocalypse is near son,
    as i spit nuclear from the sun.
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    what was that? you dare compare me to Bush
    you fucked up worse than the army fighting in the Hindu Kush
    I'm about to blow the scene like a batch semtex
    because my freestyle for you is my last respects
    compare yourself to a zealot because you seem like a Judas
    ricochet napalm? you'll look like a protesting buddhist
    you won't be safe like citizens under the Sandinista
    in this place you'll hide your face and claim you're a Zapatista
    but not from a plantation and not for indigenous liberation
    probablly buy from corportations supported by the World Trade Organization
    apocalypse is near? no the apocalypse is now
    and I'm about to cut you down, like that decapitated cow
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    Lol, how can napalm ricochet of your chest?
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    You're so fucking dumb, don't even try to talk
    If you do I swear I'll paint your face all over the sidewalk
    Think you're fucking hard when your friends are all hoes
    I give you hospital bills with a big figure followed by 6 zeroes
    And when you think I'm fucking done
    You wanna go
    Have a try
    Get out your fucking gun
    I'll grab it off you, pistol whip you like a dog
    I'll bust your last brain cell, and you'll never get a slog
    At me, see I'm above you, superior
    And you're my motherfucking inferior
    And then when you're out of the hospital thinking your fine
    I'll get my posse to break you gonna whup your behind
    "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" -- Kurt Cobain

    "God is gay" -- Kurt Cobain

    "Rather be dead than cool" -- Kurt Cobain

    "If you're so special why aren't you dead?" -- Kelley Deal

    "I need something good to die for, To make it meaningful to live" -- Queens Of The Stone Age

    "I wish I was like you, Easily amused" -- Kurt Cobain

    "He who f***s nuns will later join the church" -- The Clash

    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you" -- Kurt Cobain

    "The world has turned and left me here" -- Weezer

    "Close your eyes and see the skies are falling" -- Queens Of The Stone Age

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