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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/3611666.stm

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    how do they know? i mean really how do they know its sexual frustration? fucking weird, i would say it copied its keeper if anything
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    How does she get the cigarettes? Does the zookeeper give her cigarettes? Or her "habit" just taking them from vistors?
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    ROLF how stupid is that
    You can call me an idiot as much as you want, but we both know I am not. I&#39;ve out-debated countless commie pukes in my years here, and you would be well advised to shut your mouth less you be out-done by my logic as so many others have.

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    Its not like she can buy them herself...she is far from legal age too.
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    She has turned from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew", said Liu Bing, director of Zhengzhou zoo, Henan province.

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    Mr Liu said Feili&#39;s partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands".

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    "Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage - she tried to get the butt with a stick."

    that&#39;s unkind.

    P.S. As regards to this topic, i have seen a documentary about monkeys sharing stuff and has a conception of fairness.

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    X saw Y is frustrated to get the nuts but can&#39;t. X throws Y the stone through the hole.
    Y successfully gets 6 nuts using the stone that X gave him.
    Y gives X 3 nuts throught the hole. Fair Share~~~~~

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    Talk about monkey magic&#33;

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    Nutty.

    I think this is the key to the article:

    Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists.
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    lol, Cthenthar&#39;s a funny gal.
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    How can this Monkey afford to smoke? Me and the missus barely can&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Wonder what brand she smokes? I got it, Monkey smokes Camel&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
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    Originally posted by The Arcadian Dream@Nov 9 2004, 04:22 AM
    lol, Cthenthar&#39;s a funny gal.
    Gal? <_<
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