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    I feel we where missing something like this. Without the attachment to politics that the liberals thread has. Here I'll get us started.

    "Precious is such a bullshit movie! How could that much bad stuff happen to one person!"

    Yes, people in the world have suffered much more than you, you closed-minded prick!
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    "Christians are being persecuted in America."
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    "...Experience declares that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the governments of Europe, and to the general prey of the rich on the poor."- Thomas Jefferson

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    Getting a little to political, but something is something
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    "Hilary Clinton is a communist."

    Uh, no.
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    The super wealthy make jobs
    "But here steps in Satan, the eternal rebel, the first free-thinker and emancipator of worlds. He makes man ashamed of his bestial ignorance and obedience; he emancipates him, stamps upon his brow the seal of liberty and humanity, in urging him to disobey and eat of the fruit of knowledge." ~Mikhail Bakunin
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    1. That's just your opinion.
    2. I am entitled to their opinion.
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    Every time someone tried to tell me the following as if they're big fucking news:

    Tomatoes are a fruit
    The universe is expanding
    "OMG DID YOU KNOW BAMBOO IS A GRASS!!?!!?!"
    It takes the same amount of force to bite off a pinky as it does to bite through a carrot


    FUCK YOU FUCK THAT I ALREADY KNOW

    also a lot of people are kissing the point of the thread I think- its for non-political dumb shit.
    "I'm not interested in indulging whims from members of your faction."
    Seeing as this is seen as acceptable by an admin, from here on out when I have a disagreement with someone I will be asking them to reference this. If you want an explanation of my views, too bad.
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    + YouTube Video
    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.


    that's not the stupidest shit i've heard, but this thread reminded me of this bit.
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    Every time someone tried to tell me the following as if they're big fucking news:

    Tomatoes are a fruit
    The universe is expanding
    "OMG DID YOU KNOW BAMBOO IS A GRASS!!?!!?!"
    It takes the same amount of force to bite off a pinky as it does to bite through a carrot


    FUCK YOU FUCK THAT I ALREADY KNOW

    also a lot of people are kissing the point of the thread I think- its for non-political dumb shit.
    universe one is the only one i knew already
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    "Christians are being persecuted in America."
    Literally every single fucking day when I lived with ex-inlaws.

    Here's one from that little house of morons.

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    "But here steps in Satan, the eternal rebel, the first free-thinker and emancipator of worlds. He makes man ashamed of his bestial ignorance and obedience; he emancipates him, stamps upon his brow the seal of liberty and humanity, in urging him to disobey and eat of the fruit of knowledge." ~Mikhail Bakunin
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    Can you drive to Iceland?
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    "You only use 10% of your brain"
    "But here steps in Satan, the eternal rebel, the first free-thinker and emancipator of worlds. He makes man ashamed of his bestial ignorance and obedience; he emancipates him, stamps upon his brow the seal of liberty and humanity, in urging him to disobey and eat of the fruit of knowledge." ~Mikhail Bakunin
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    I feel we where missing something like this. Without the attachment to politics that the liberals thread has. Here I'll get us started.

    "Precious is such a bullshit movie! How could that much bad stuff happen to one person!"

    Yes, people in the world have suffered much more than you, you closed-minded prick!
    Well, to be fair, the book that Precious is based off of is sort of an anthology of true stories about horrible shit happening to different people, all of said terrible shit being dumped onto one person for the sake of a movie, so I can see how it could come off as too extreme for some people to be able to sympathize with.



    "You don't have the right to not bet "harassed", the government already regulates our lives too much as it is""

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    "You only use 10% of your brain"
    I fucking hate that one! Then when you tell them the rest is used for breathing and shit, they get all defensive.
    "Well yeah, but I mean like... actually use it. For thinking, you know!"
    Lets shut the rest off and see how fast you suffocate to death because you're not 'actually using it'.
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    Well, to be fair, the book that Precious is based off of is sort of an anthology of true stories about horrible shit happening to different people, all of said terrible shit being dumped onto one person for the sake of a movie, so I can see how it could come off as too extreme for some people to be able to sympathize with.



    "You don't have the right to not bet "harassed", the government already regulates our lives too much as it is""

    - libertarians on the Woman Walks through NYC for 10 hours video
    I like the quote in this context, but I don't know if it's to political.

    About the movie, don't say that.
    Millions of people unfortunately suffer like that, anyone who is pompous enough to call bullshit on a merritt of to much suffering deserves no accommodation.
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