Boko Haram is cartoonishly fucked up, dude. The spokesman basically said that he was going to sell the girls as slaves, because Allah said that it was cool.
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Boko Haram is cartoonishly fucked up, dude. The spokesman basically said that he was going to sell the girls as slaves, because Allah said that it was cool.
"Win, lose or draw...long as you squabble and you get down, that's gangsta."
I'm not sure if it's correct but apparently he also says the earth is flat because the Qur'an says it is flat.
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I love how mainstream westerners didn't give a fuck until they saw it on twitter. Kony, part II.
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I can't believe that almost exclusively feminist pages are reporting about that. And I can't believe either that Mohammed cartoons stir bigger uproar among the Islamic world than this. World's more than fucked up.
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Uh, why are you singling out the "Islamic world" and why are you suddenly talking about the racist Muhammad cartoons? You sound like the Islamophobes who complain about how Muslims don't condemn terrorism.
because obviously this is happening out of some religious motivation. And no, I'm not saying that Islam wants people to do that, I just find it irritating that people take it to the streets rather because of cartoons than because of child abduction.
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Have you ever stopped to ponder who might be controlling the lens?
"Only a fool lets somebody else tell him who his enemy is." - A. Shakur
"There is nothing here, no oil, no strategic location. We will recommend to our government not to intervene as the risks are high and all that is here are humans."
- Rwanda, 1994
It is cartoonish. Usefully so. A Pretext for "humanitarian intervention", Africom expansion and the militarized quest for resources, among them one of the worlds largest oil supplies.
"Only a fool lets somebody else tell him who his enemy is." - A. Shakur
"There is nothing here, no oil, no strategic location. We will recommend to our government not to intervene as the risks are high and all that is here are humans."
- Rwanda, 1994
Sure, sure it is.
Except the Boko Haram is located at the opposite ends of Nigeria, away from oil, and the niger delta has had rebels for far longer than the Boko Haram has been active without foreign intervention. Also, the oil is already in British-Dutch and American and French and Italian hands. What the hell is an intervention needed for?
Not everything is a conspiracy you know.
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Oh, here we go. It's somehow reactionary to criticize Islam I guess. Even though anywhere Muslims have political power or guns, they end up treating women, gays, and non Muslims like complete shit. Quit defending systematic violence.
In before you accuse me of being "Islamaphobic." I guess you can call me "Christianophobic" too though since I also condemn Christians when they do their insane reactionary bullshit such as in Uganda and the evangelist hate groups in the US.
It's funny because I am usually defending Muslims from racist comments in real life. Only when I get on the internet do I find myself calling out people who are trying to make excuses for Muslim violence. Why can we not condemn people who support violence without being accused of Islamaphobia? You have been brainwashed if you think that Islam should be immune to criticism.
I am openly Islamophobic. Many great intelligent and humanitarian people like Malcolm X, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, and Ibn al-Haytham have been Muslims, but if Islam can drive people to commit horrific atrocities like this and 9/11, then it scares the living shit out of me and I have no qualms about saying the world would be better off today without it. I could say that about most religions, but in today's world Islam is by far the most devastating, next to Christianity and Hinduism, the latter of which everyone likes to let slide because Gandhi was Hindu and forget about the arranged child marriages.
They're not. African press and places with actual relationships to groups/people in Nigeria and the surrounding region were reporting this from as soon as it happened. It is certainly true that large Western press organisations didn't pick up on it much straight away (and of course would have been producing ten page spreads had just one white girl been abducted in the US or UK) but from what I can see they are now emphasising the myth that 'NOONE IS REPORTING ON IT!!!' to make their own reporting seem groundbreaking in comparison and to perpetuate this idea that Africans are incapable of reporting on things that happen in Africa.
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If you don't say that Islam wants people to do that, why do you single out the Islamic world? Why don't you complain about people in general not protesting? And why do you complain that people protested about racist cartoons?
Muslims don't need to show people in the West how much they condemn flying planes into buildings or kidnapping school children and selling them into slavery. If you think they support those things then the problem lies with you, not with them.
Oh here we go again, pointing out Islamophobic BS apparently equals saying don't ever criticize Islam.
You Islamophobic motherfucker.
I don't accuse you, I know you are you dipshit.
When you start saying that "anywhere Christians have political power or guns, they end up treating women, gays, and non Christians like complete shit." I might. Seriously though, there isn't a problem with Christianphobia in the world (well tbh Christians are persecuted in some places), there is with Islamophobia. If the past decade hasn't made this clear to your bigoted ass then you can't be convinced.
Nobody has a problem with criticism of religion, but when you start talking about Muslims not doing this, or Muslims doing that, or Muslims being worse than other people, then it suddenly turns into racism.
Sure you are, and you have a Muslim friend too, so that means you can't be Islamophobic, right?
Who the fuck is excusing "Muslim violence"?
Because you single out Muslims as if they're a special case, a worse kind of people.
"Boohoo nobody can criticize Islam anymore, it's political correctness gone mad I tell ya, just look at the media today! The love and praise of Islam and Muslims is sickening! If only I had a place, any place, where I could spread the word about how bad Islam is. Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris...somebody..anybody help me!"![]()
I love how you've basically made me into a caricature of the stereotypical racist conservatives on television and shit.
Also, you cannot be racist against a fucking world religion. Am I the dipshit? Because last I checked, the MAJORITY of Muslims are not Arab. In fact, Muslims comprise all sorts of ethnicities. I guess you didn't know that, I suggest educating yourself though before making a fool of yourself on an internet forum accusing me of being racist towards a world religion.
I didn't "single out" Muslims. If this militant group of reactionary savages was a Christian group, I would be railing on against Christian violence. But guess what? People on this site know about Christian hate groups. But you can't criticize those innocent Muslims who treat women, gays, and non Muslims terribly.
Also, I never even mentioned Muslims in the West. Again, Muslims in the West are the ones who generally need to be defended from racists because there IS racism against Arabs. Even if an Arab is not Muslim, there is racism because they are Arab and it's associated with bad things. You understand?
But nah, just keep calling me racist towards a world religion and continue making excuses for violent acts committed towards women and other minority groups by Muslim radicals![]()
The leader of BH is hilarious.
Yeah, so were Idi Amin and Mobutu Sese Soko. They play the buffoon on the world stage so people will just laugh while they're chopping people's hands off.
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BH is more about rape than chopping off hands.![]()
I'm not amused and neither are the women of Nigeria.
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Like you care about Nigeria. The women of Nigeria need to organize or else this will keep happening. No matter if it is Boko Haram (with their leader of lols) or Christian militias, or "the government" of Nigeria.