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    "Anarcho-Synicalists

    These are boring people. Their hobbies include; talking about their anarchist organization's structure document, reading books about the IWW's structure documents, having inappropriate sexual dreams about future structure documents, and (once a year or so) organizing a union picket (maybe). They saw Newsies when they were little, and took it as absolute fact. They eat meat and drink dark beer, like the proles do."

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    Three word chant! Three word chant!
    "We have seen: a social revolution possesses a total point of view because – even if it is confined to only one factory district – it represents a protest by man against a dehumanized life" - Marx

    "But to push ahead to the victory of socialism we need a strong, activist, educated proletariat, and masses whose power lies in intellectual culture as well as numbers." - Luxemburg

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    wow, thats so painfully non-funny, and trust me, i love shitting on anarchists
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    Well, I thought it was funny. Specifically the anarcho-syndicalism description. I know people just like that.
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    it's hilarious and true. syndicialists are exactly like that.
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    How did Cracked find out about my stash of future structure documents?! *hides those better under my mattress*

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    "Anarcho-Synicalists

    These are boring people. Their hobbies include; talking about their anarchist organization's structure document, reading books about the IWW's structure documents, having inappropriate sexual dreams about future structure documents, and (once a year or so) organizing a union picket (maybe). They saw Newsies when they were little, and took it as absolute fact. They eat meat and drink dark beer, like the proles do."

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    True for of anarcho-syndicalists but the chart thing in the is way inaccurate for me. Probably because I'm also an eco-socialist and because it doesn't take into account the green syndicalist movement. But yeah, this is accurate for a lot of other syndicalists.
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    How did Cracked find out about my stash of future structure documents?! *hides those better under my mattress*

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    i think we should have a meeting about this
    "whatever they might make would never be the same as that world of dark streets and bright dreams"

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    Personally, I find what they wrote about Mexican anarchists funnier.

    Mexican Anarchists

    They (allegedly) stole Trotsky's ashes, baked them into cookies, and mailed them to anarchists all over the world.



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    GREECE!

    Also, GO PACKERS!

    Also, TOTAL ANARCHIST TRIUMPH!
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    ?
    "whatever they might make would never be the same as that world of dark streets and bright dreams"

    http://youtu.be/g-PwIDYbDqI
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    Anarcho-Capitalists

    They only exist on the internet, disregard them.

    that's a funny conclusion
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    the 'removing cell phone battery' bit was a good dig

    lurk @news more.
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    lurk @news more.

    ugh
    "whatever they might make would never be the same as that world of dark streets and bright dreams"

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    I want Trotsky cookies made from real Trotskys.
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