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    Default The Nine Satanic Statements

    1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
    2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
    3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
    4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
    5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
    6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
    7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
    8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
    9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
    What are the leftist opinions of The Nine Satanic Statements?
    I personally disagree with satanic philosophy, and I am not a satanist despite my avatar being that of a Baphomet.
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    I find it very disturbing... Disagree is a fine description.

    I would also say the "leftist" opinion would be an almost direct contridiction to these:

    4. The major point of the left is to help everyone not be an a**
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    These are way too abstract - meaning, not elaborated in the context of social criticism - to pronounce any easy judgement.

    For instance, point no 1 is perfectly fine with me in a very specific context. Point 2 as well. And if I might add, point 9 directly undermines and pretense of philosophical and/or spiritual opposition to mainstream religious moral ideology.
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    I've never fully understood the satanic religion. Do they accept the legitimacy of Abrahamic religions but focus their attention on the fallen angel? Or is satanism something that can be separated from Abrahamic religions? I always thought that the worship of Satan nessecitates the existence of God and probably the Abrahamic mythos as well.
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    4 sounds like angsty-teen shit.
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    Sick.
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    4 sounds like angsty-teen shit.
    It all sounds like angsty-teen shit.

    Shaytan is bad mmmmkay, we shouldn't really be trying to court the king of the underworld, mmkay, especially in his angsty Goth teen form, his power level exceeds 9,000 at the point, that's bad, mmmkay.
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    satan is cool, these are pretty lame though.
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    I've never fully understood the satanic religion. Do they accept the legitimacy of Abrahamic religions but focus their attention on the fallen angel? Or is satanism something that can be separated from Abrahamic religions? I always thought that the worship of Satan nessecitates the existence of God and probably the Abrahamic mythos as well.
    Of the satanists I've met and readings on the church of Satan's website, they see satanism as a philosophy rather than a religion. They see their philosophy as one that benefits the self sand therefore you can hold whatever political or religious view you want, so potentially you could be a Christian Satanist if Christianity suits your needs. Most satanists view Satan or the fallen angel as a symbol of their own egotistical interpretation. Satanists can be separated from the abrahamic faiths but some are just atheists who could care less about religion and others are antitheists. You don't need to believe in god, gods, or Satan to be a satanist because that would be your choice to believe in god, gods, or lack of god and Satan. There are also satanic leftists.
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    satan is cool, these are pretty lame though.
    Idunno, in a lot of forms he seems pretty lame, neurotic, whiney and weak. A mysterious desert Deity seems was more badass given the records.
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    Who would win in a fight though?

    Satan or Thor?

    I think Thor would win.
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    Who would win in a fight though?

    Satan or Thor?

    I think Thor would win.
    Thor ithout a doubt. Let's keep more serious debate and discussion though.
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    Apparently every time I've had to deal with an edgy internet tough-guy I've actually been dealing with a manifestation of the prince of darkness. Who knew?
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    These statements suppose that there is a satan in the first place. Any materialist would disagree.

    If you can show us that satan exists, maybe we can interview him as to the truth of these statements. Until then, no.
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    These statements suppose that there is a satan in the first place. Any materialist would disagree.
    not really, 'cos LaVey's concept of Satan here is not a supernatural being but a "symbol" for lack of a better word. which is why he is repeatedly saying "represents".

    the worship of Satan in this case is an elevation of qualities deemed admirable by LaVey & co.
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    Laveyan Satanism is just Right-Wing Libertarianism with Pentagrams. Personally I find Occultism and Luciferianism more interesting, but I don't seriously believe in any of that stuff. Both Satan and God are Bourgeoisie abstractions.
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    IIRC the inspiration LaVey took for his positions came from a hodgepodge of sources including Ayn Rand, "Ragnar Redbeard" and a few others.
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    Walter O'dim is way cooler than satan
    "whatever they might make would never be the same as that world of dark streets and bright dreams"

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    The philosophy of Satanism can hardly be judged on the 9SS alone. Anyone who tries to claim a political bend to Satanism is talking out their ass. It is stated in The Satanic Bible, in no uncertain terms, that a person's decision to affiliate with any political party (or none at all) is exactly that: the decision of the person. It is also an atheistic philosophy so those who try and equate it with devil-worship (inverted Christianity) are, once again, talking out their ass.

    Edit: wanted to address a few things said in this thread directly:

    Originally Posted by RedSunrise
    4. The major point of the left is to help everyone not be an a**
    Let's revisit what it says, "Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!" What about not wanting to show love, respect, kindness etc for someone who would completely treat them like shit makes a person an ass?

    Originally Posted by LinksRadikal
    These are way too abstract - meaning, not elaborated in the context of social criticism - to pronounce any easy judgement.
    For instance, point no 1 is perfectly fine with me in a very specific context. Point 2 as well. And if I might add, point 9 directly undermines and pretense of philosophical and/or spiritual opposition to mainstream religious moral ideology.
    They are only abstract when taken, like the OP, in abstract. The Nine Satanic Statements appear at the beginning of the Satanic Bible wherein these statements are elaborated on.

    1. "Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!"
    One of the central concepts of Christianity is to deny our human nature, deny ourselves; pleasure is often seen as a bad thing and we are expected to abstain from "sin" (gratification) in order to get in god's good graces and get into heaven. The Satanist spits upon this concept for the life-denying ethic that it is.

    9. "Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!"
    This one is more tongue-in-cheek than anything. But this is also playing off the scare-tactic used by churches (starting in the 1600's and continuing today) where Satan is used to, literally, scare people into pews.

    Originally Posted by Sea
    These statements suppose that there is a satan in the first place. Any materialist would disagree.
    Only to the ignorant. Satanism is an atheist/materialist philosophy. "Satan" here is merely an archetype not an actual being or entity deserving or worship or praise.
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    I'm not a fan of LaVeyan Satanism for many reasons, primarily because it's a self-aggrandizing use of negatively received superstitious symbols that serves as the vehicle of a vacuous program of subordinate self-aggrandizement in the guise of Nietzschean independence of thought.
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