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    Default Revleft dating advice.

    Judging by this thread:
    http://www.revleft.com/vb/dating-thr...198/index.html

    it seems several comrades have a confused/befuddled approach to this whole errr. um.. "affair".

    Several questions are recurring such as:

    I am attracted to a right-wing nut. What do I do?
    Why can't my first meetings over coffee progress beyond a discussion of Plekhanov's crypto-nationalism into really meaningful, deep topics?
    and so on.
    So I am starting this thread where people can post questions they have about what to do in such and such a situation within which others can chime.
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    Why can't my first meetings over coffee progress beyond a discussion of Plekhanov's crypto-nationalism into really meaningful, deep topics?
    wait is this a joke
    because i will take that date off your hands if you dont want it, seriously
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    progress beyond a discussion of Plekhanov's crypto-nationalism into really meaningful, deep topics?
    Lol - stuff that really matters like my favorite radio station

    Seriously though - internet forums tend to be filled with guys. No matter what your views on stuff like Occupy is, you'll have better luck there - not to mention you'll actually see real live human beings
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    Several questions are recurring such as:
    How come every time I go up to a girl and say 'there's a party in my pance and yo're invited' i get labeled as a rapist?
    Yes, we want to make your wife a radical feminist lesbian, we want to forcibly gay marry you to a leatherclad bear, we want to send your kids into white slavery at the court of a black communist dictator, we want to paint your church red with the blood of christian babies, we want to set fire to your ikea and your SUV, we want to rape your labrador with the broken pieces of your white picketed fence.

    We want to wage nuclear war on the nuclear family.
    why? because we are pinko freedom hating commienazi atheist bastards, its just what we do.
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    People taking dating advice from Revleft are idiots.
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    especially if they take it from sam_b
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    Dunno if this is good advice, but what i've found is helpful is:

    Persistence is useful, but overrated. There are 7 billion people on this planet, and if you think that the one who doesn't love you back is right for you, you are deluded.

    Rejection is a fact of life, be it employment related, emotional or to do with coffee and your stomach lining. Embrace it, try yourself in places where you wouldn't normally do so, to assimilate the idea of moving forwards consistently.

    Being natural around someone is the best way to find a good match. We all feel the pressure to try our best and be oh-so-fucking wonderful, but a few jokes of your own making and a smile will work more efficiently than pretending you are something you aren't.

    I'm a terrible human being, but those precepts seem to do me good.
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    People taking dating advice from Revleft are idiots.
    ^^^^^^^
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    just act like you normally do unless you only talk about leftism all day every day in which case don't act like you normally do. thats pretty much all you need to know. jeez.
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    People taking dating advice from Revleft are idiots.
    Desperate times...

    Why can't my first meetings over coffee progress beyond a discussion of Plekhanov's crypto-nationalism into really meaningful, deep topics?
    wait is this a joke
    because i will take that date off your hands if you dont want it, seriously
    No i don't think anyone talks like that off the internet.


    as cyu said:
    Seriously though - internet forums tend to be filled with guys. No matter what your views on stuff like Occupy is, you'll have better luck there - not to mention you'll actually see real live human beings
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    ...a discussion of Plekhanov's crypto-nationalism...


    I'm sure if something like that ever came up in conversation, I'd be a virgin.
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    "You cause a mass uprising..... in my pants."

    Good pick-up line or no?
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    Wait, so you're saying that talking about 20th century Russian marxists isn't a good pick-up line?
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    Try to tie communism into as many topics as you can. If for some reason the person tries to change the subject, go in for some personal attacks about their commitment to people in the third world. Rinse and repeat. Bring a condom comrades, you're gonna need it 1
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    Most of revleft probably thinks condoms are for balloon animals.
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    Most of revleft probably thinks condoms are for balloon animals.
    Wait, so you can actually do more exciting things with condoms than make balloon animals?
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    yeah you can fill them with paint and throw them at cars
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    One fellow I know, now a professor emeritus at the Department of Chemistry in Zagreb, would fill them with chemicals to make bombs and throw them at Nazis. Can't get more fun than that.

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