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  1. 17th October 2012, 00:12 #1
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    Default Conservative t-shirts.

    Ugh, I found this website. Groan worthy.

    http://www.thoseshirts.com/

    The worst are probably the military shirts.
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    Some of these are so ridiculous they're funny. For example:

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    "All immediatists [. . .] want to get rid of society and put in its place a particular group of workers. This group they choose from the confines of one of the various prisons which constitute the bourgeois society of 'free men' i.e. the factory, the trade, the territorial or legal patch. Their entire miserable effort consists in telling the non-free, the non-citizens, the non-individuals [. . .] to envy and imitate their oppressors: be independent! free! be citizens! people! In a word: be bourgeois!" -Amadeo Bordiga, "Fundamentals of Revolutionary Communism"
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    Originally Posted by Caj
    Some of these are so ridiculous they're funny. For example:

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    How fucking stupid do you have to be, to think Hillary Clinton is a communist?
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    "waterboarding instructor"

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    They aren't even clever, just fucking stupid.
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    Originally Posted by ВАЛТЕР
    They aren't even clever, just fucking stupid.
    so is pretty much any political t shirt ever, regardless whether they're left or right. they're dumb and irritatingly smug and should never be worn in front of other human beings. the correct response to acquiring one is burning it
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    lol, would people actually wear shirts like that ?
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    Just you try and stop them!
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    Okay this one pissed me the fuck off




    Originally Posted by TheMza
    How fucking stupid do you have to be, to think Hillary Clinton is a communist?
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    haha i like the banner at the bottom right. with someone's dad trying to be tuff

    edit: literally don't be mad guys that is embarrassing
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    Originally Posted by #FF0000
    haha i like the banner at the bottom right. with someone's dad trying to be tuff

    edit: literally don't be mad guys that is embarrassing
    I was being hyperbolic
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    Why do the websites that conservatives run always look so hacky and unprofessional? And consistently so, not just some or half which is the case for other political websites but I mean consistently bad, even the ones that are supposed to be run by well funded organizations look hacky.
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    Originally Posted by PC LOAD LETTER

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    Yeah, I saw her. Ridiculous.
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    Originally Posted by cynicles
    Why do the websites that conservatives run always look so hacky and unprofessional? And consistently so, not just some or half which is the case for other political websites but I mean consistently bad, even the ones that are supposed to be run by well funded organizations look hacky.
    Probly cause the cappies who run em take the money for themselves and put pennies into the site. Capitalism always looks like shit.
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    Originally Posted by Igor
    so is pretty much any political t shirt ever, regardless whether they're left or right. they're dumb and irritatingly smug and should never be worn in front of other human beings. the correct response to acquiring one is burning it
    Nope. Wearing a Kill Cops shirt while being confronted by cops on multiple occasions is hilariously fun.

    What is with the dog one that says: "Veterans Yes Veterinarians No"? Do conservatives think veterinarians hinder the market economy or something?
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    I can't imagine even my most conservative family and friends wearing this shit.
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    I remember watching this guy and his Reagan tee when looking at random rifle videos...

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    Is that 'anti-communist' quote actually attributed to Reagan? Because I remember hearing something similar, but it was about the Bible...
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    *slogan or catch phrase from pop culture*
    ... liberals!

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    just ordered a few



    thanks for the link
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    GTFO one is pretty funny
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