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Passing Urine Test
So, I have to take a urine test in like 4-5 days maybe a little bit more but I'm planning for that. I had basically stopped smoking for awhile but from like February I would smoke occasionally, not "heavy use," at all. The last time I smoked was 2 days ago and I wouldn't have done so had I known about the test. I have a high metabolism but I want to know how I can quickly flush my system of THC. I've already been drinking lots of water and working out so I can sweat shit out and sleeping with multiple blankets. I also know to take some sort of vitmains like b-12 so my urine won't look watery and cause suspicion. I also heard that I should mix some certo with some gatorade but I'm not sure about that. What other tips should I follow?
If this is breaking the rules, I'm sorry, I'm just desperate as I need this job.
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Not much you can do, you could be lucky or not ad you should be almost safe or just not..
and realise that up to 50% of the administered drugtests actually test positive for thc-cooh so make sure they can't find anything else (no eating bagels with poppyseeds etc) and they might choose to ignore a low positive thc result.
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drink as much cranberry juice as you can stomach
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Really? Do you know I could effectively argue this? See, I was told that I have to go downtown to take some piss test (I'm not sure how serious or sophisticated it is or if I'll be monitored) then, once I take it and they test it and shit, I'm supposed to be given a slip of paper and then return said slip to my boss.
I just think it's bullshit, this isn't some government job or Wall Street job, it's to be a fucking convenience store clerk.
Come little children, I'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the times come to play, here in my garden of magic.
"I'm tired of this "isn't humanity neat," bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."-Bill Hicks.
I feel the Bern and I need penicillin
I don't know if this works, but I smoked, exercised a ton (I believe I sweat'd out the THC because my sweat smelled like weed), took a test a week later, and passed.
just ask a clean friend to pee and put the pee inside a condom. tape the condom to your thygh
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They're not gonna pat me down are they?
Come little children, I'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the times come to play, here in my garden of magic.
"I'm tired of this "isn't humanity neat," bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."-Bill Hicks.
I feel the Bern and I need penicillin
I have faked drug tests a number of times and its not as hard as you'd think. The secret is to drink as much cranberry juice as possible to dilute your urine. If you use water it'll show up as diluted and the company that tests it will send it back and make you do it again. If you use cranberry juice it doesn't show up as diluted.
These days they normally pat people down or even watch them to make sure they don't cheat. This is sketchy and unwise.
don't do this ^
theyll probably watch you piss and theyd definitely see the condom. they even test the temperature of sample now to make sure it actually came out of your bladder right then.
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this is the opposite of what you should do
If you don't mind a little flushing take a ton of niacin, drink cranberry juice and, since you only smoked once recently, you should be fine. THC takes a while to get out of your system only if you smoke regularly. If you smoke once, it'll prolly only take a few days, and that's without anything artificially boosting your metabolism.
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So, I see a lot people recommending cranberry juice, the only trouble is, I'm actually to poor to purchase all that cranberry juice.
What can I use instead? I can afford water and that's about it and I can barely afford that.
Come little children, I'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the times come to play, here in my garden of magic.
"I'm tired of this "isn't humanity neat," bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."-Bill Hicks.
I feel the Bern and I need penicillin
It'll show up as diluted and they'll send it back to you and make you do it again.
is any other kind of juice as effective? if so you could try grape juice or fruit flavored drinks. arizona has several large 30ish ounce drinks that are juices that you could easily buy for a dollar if any kind of juice is effective.
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Would this be a way I could stall for more time?
Come little children, I'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the times come to play, here in my garden of magic.
"I'm tired of this "isn't humanity neat," bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."-Bill Hicks.
I feel the Bern and I need penicillin
I guess so, but I don't see the point. Orange juice works as well, by the way.
describe the test , do they use Urine test strip type exam ? see wikipedia for pics
hopefully this helps
how is your boss allowed to collect personal health information ? wtf is wrong with your country ??
They can't collect personal health info however to continue with training and actually getting the job, I have to receive a slip of paper or something stating that I do not use any illegal substances.
If I fail, then I can't work for said store.
@Scarrhiphop;
That was extremely helpful, thank you!
Come little children, I'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the times come to play, here in my garden of magic.
"I'm tired of this "isn't humanity neat," bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."-Bill Hicks.
I feel the Bern and I need penicillin
