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    My husband and I had a brilliant idea:

    Imagine a bumper sticker:

    The face of Karl Marx.
    Then in writing: What car would Karl Marx drive.

    Aim: find as many fancy cars as you can find and give them a nice old sticker of Marx on the door.
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    My husband and I had a brilliant idea:

    Imagine a bumper sticker:

    The face of Karl Marx.
    Then in writing: What car would Karl Marx drive.

    Aim: find as many fancy cars as you can find and give them a nice old sticker of Marx on the door.
    Please don't. I would hate for you to squander the opportunity with such a lame slogan. Why not a Karl Marx sticker with: "Workers Control Over PRoduction!"?
    "It is necessary for Communists to enter into contradiction with the consciousness of the masses. . . The problem with these Transitional programs and transitional demands, which don't enter into any contradiction with the consciousness of the masses, or try to trick the masses into entering into the class struggle, create soviets - [is that] it winds up as common-or-garden reformism or economism." - Mike Macnair, on the necessity of the Minimum and Maximum communist party Program.

    "You're lucky. You have a faith. Even if it's only Karl Marx" - Richard Burton
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    Bumper sticker has to read

    " Wanna have a nice bourgeois time?"
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    My husband and I had a brilliant idea:

    Imagine a bumper sticker:

    The face of Karl Marx.
    Then in writing: What car would Karl Marx drive.

    Aim: find as many fancy cars as you can find and give them a nice old sticker of Marx on the door.
    Please don't. I would hate for you to squander the opportunity with such a lame slogan. Why not a Karl Marx sticker with: "Workers Control Over PRoduction!"?

    ...Oh, and to add to it, update it, i would put this sticker with the quote "Communism Will Win" right next to Marx's head as well
    "It is necessary for Communists to enter into contradiction with the consciousness of the masses. . . The problem with these Transitional programs and transitional demands, which don't enter into any contradiction with the consciousness of the masses, or try to trick the masses into entering into the class struggle, create soviets - [is that] it winds up as common-or-garden reformism or economism." - Mike Macnair, on the necessity of the Minimum and Maximum communist party Program.

    "You're lucky. You have a faith. Even if it's only Karl Marx" - Richard Burton
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    I prefer Marx Engels 2012

    Imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever, saying:

    "I KNOW YOU FEEL UPSET RE STAMPING, BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM STRUCTURAL OPPRESSION"
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    I prefer Marx Engels 2012

    Reminds me of the MARX ENGELS 2008 sticker I had back in the day
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    I wouldn't do this but its a funny idea.
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    It is an amusing idea, especially if the sticker read; "we have nothing to loose but our chains"
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    "Class struggle, the driving force of history"

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    My bumper sticker slogan:

    "CAPITALISM IS A CRIME"
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    I prefer Marx Engels 2012

    That's beautiful.
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    for the tankies "my other car is a T-34"?
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    My husband and I had a brilliant idea:

    Imagine a bumper sticker:

    The face of Karl Marx.
    Then in writing: What car would Karl Marx drive.

    Aim: find as many fancy cars as you can find and give them a nice old sticker of Marx on the door.
    Please do. Sounds like fun
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    that slogan really is a lame one... no offense. think of something better and then we can talk.
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    This is a little off topic. But when I went to the movies once, someone put a bumper sticker on my car that read : "I hope you don't f--- like you park". It was embarrassing and took me a few weeks to get off.
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    I once wrote on the side of a white-coloured car, with a black marker pen, "no war in Iraq" (it was around 2002/03). Mostly did it on impulse more than anything.

    (The funny thing is, I did it on the passenger side, so it could have been days before the owner of the car saw what I had written).
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    maybe make them more topical. for instance, if you happen to find out a popular lunching spot of your local police department, put stickers with wild pigs saying "U.S. POLICE FORCE: Protecting and Serving the Upper Class since 1791" or for military vehicles, depending on the department, something like "ARMY: Assholes, Racists and Machiavellian Yanks" or "USMC: Uncle Sam's Mercenary Criminals" etc.
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    Even I would be upset if you put something like that on my car.
    I know lots of workers who have nice cars. Most of the people at the factory I work at drive nicer vehicles. (A few Mercedes, a couple Chrysler 300s, and nice non-luxury cars).

    It's not ok to smash the window of a worker, and it's not ok to slap a sticker on their car. (Unless it's unpeeled under the windshield wiper)
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    save it for Hummers specifically then.

    Even if the dude who drives it isn't bourgie as fuck, they are most likely a total dick.
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    maybe make them more topical. for instance, if you happen to find out a popular lunching spot of your local police department, put stickers with wild pigs saying "U.S. POLICE FORCE: Protecting and Serving the Upper Class since 1791" or for military vehicles, depending on the department, something like "ARMY: Assholes, Racists and Machiavellian Yanks" or "USMC: Uncle Sam's Mercenary Criminals" etc.
    sounds like a felony!
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