Thread: MONKIES

Results 1 to 20 of 43

  1. #1
    Join Date Sep 2003
    Posts 21
    Rep Power 0

    Default

    just out of curiosity, and in an attempt to bring a bit of fun into the forum, WHO LOVES MONKIES?????



    personally, i love the ethiopian mountain monkey...... its big and has a madly shaggy coat.......


    who loves the monkies?
    i loves the monkies (not literally)
    "Tiger, Tiger burning bright, leap and give the world a fright"
  2. #2
    Join Date May 2003
    Location England(Yorkshire)
    Posts 360
    Rep Power 18

    Default

    I think you meen who loves monkeys, rather than 'the monkies', a 60's/70's band. Whichever youre talking about, i'm pretty sure its not to do with science, and barely environment :S
  3. #3
    Join Date Mar 2003
    Location Sol system
    Posts 12,306
    Organisation
    Deniers of Messiahs
    Rep Power 139

    Default

    I've never understood this fascination with monkeys...
    They're disease-ridden hairballs, nothing more.
    Invertebrates are far cooler.
    The Human Progress Group

    Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the authority of the boot-maker - Mikhail Bakunin
    Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains - Karl Marx
    Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value - R. Buckminster Fuller
    The important thing is not to be human but to be humane - Eliezer S. Yudkowsky


    Check out my speculative fiction project: NOVA MUNDI
  4. #4

    Default


    ... disease-ridden hairballs ...
    "Furball" is a more appropriate description.
    I love Monkeys. I love most animals with fur and four limbs.
    Especially big cats; they are truly magnificent.



    Invertebrates are slimy and useless.
    Well you don't keep one as a pet, do you?
    Do you?
    Peace, Love and Jesus!
    <span style=\'color:red\'>Also, Lenin.</span>
    ---
    <span style=\'color:green\'>&quot;Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.&quot; (Albert Einstein) </span>
    ---
    <span style=\'color:black\'>&quot;To find a queen without a king,
    They say she plays guitar and cries and sings,
    Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn,
    Tryin&#39; to find a woman who&#39;s never, never, never been born.
    Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
    Telling myself it&#39;s not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.&quot;
    (Led Zeppelin&#33</span>
    ---
    Buy Leninade and get &quot;Hammered and Sickled&quot;&#33;
  5. #5
    Join Date Apr 2003
    Location east coast tourist trap
    Posts 1,138
    Rep Power 19

    Default

    you like tigers? i volunteer at the zoo as part of my research mentorship and help take care of the tigers. their names are chaka and shera and they have very smelly shit which i clean every time i go there. and they like to poop in their water bowls. silly kitties. shera is nice but chaka looks at me like she wants to eat me. it&#39;s a bit uncomfortable sometimes. they&#39;re really cute when it&#39;s feeding time. they roll over with their bellies up and try to look as precious and hungry as possible.
    because a pig is a pig and that&#39;s that
  6. #6
    Join Date Jun 2002
    Location Chicago
    Posts 2,463
    Rep Power 0

    Default

  7. #7
    Join Date Apr 2003
    Location east coast tourist trap
    Posts 1,138
    Rep Power 19

    Default

    the rhinos kick the most ass of all. here&#39;s alfred, one of the rhinos from my zoo. he has exceptional manners and enjoys using the bathroom with discretion. i&#39;ll be giving him lots of attention and petting him, but when he has to go to the bathroom, he&#39;ll go to the other side of his paddock and do his business, then come back. and he loves to play by himself with this huge hard plastic ball. it&#39;s precious.
    because a pig is a pig and that&#39;s that
  8. #8
    Join Date Apr 2003
    Location east coast tourist trap
    Posts 1,138
    Rep Power 19

    Default

    and here are zeke and april, who are going to be the topics of my research proposal. zeke is the stockier one on the right and a major spaz. april is the more delicate one. she&#39;s really amazingly cute. and she&#39;s very cuddly.
    because a pig is a pig and that&#39;s that
  9. #9
    Join Date Apr 2003
    Location east coast tourist trap
    Posts 1,138
    Rep Power 19

    Default

    and here&#39;s our lion calissa who just kicks ass. she&#39;s very playful.
    because a pig is a pig and that&#39;s that
  10. #10
    Join Date Apr 2003
    Location east coast tourist trap
    Posts 1,138
    Rep Power 19

    Default

    and here are the elephants. they&#39;re not on my string, but they&#39;re still hilarious all the same. monica is the big one on the right. the other one is lisa. monica is the big boss elephant. she shoves poor lisa around all the time. once we rolled pumpkins into the field for them, monica hogged both of them and ate lisa&#39;s right in front of her face. so lisa just went placidly and started eating bark off a tree.
    because a pig is a pig and that&#39;s that
  11. #11
    Senior Revolutionary Committed User
    Join Date Aug 2003
    Posts 1,276
    Rep Power 19

    Default

    I was on the Rock of Gibraltar, my namesake...Jabal-al-Tariq, or the Mountain of Tariq.


    Anyway, I found this particular specie of Monkey to be pretty funny (in behavior)

    *EDIT* I found it weird that I&#39;m named after Tariq ibn Ziyad, who fought King Roderick in Spain....the weird part is that my best friend is named Roderick.
  12. #12

    Default

    Wow, what fantastic photos&#33; (Yes, that monkey definitely wins the comedy award...)


    you like tigers? i volunteer at the zoo as part of my research mentorship and help take care of the tigers. their names are chaka and shera...
    I love tigers&#33; <jealous cursing> You get to work with them? Superb&#33; Any amusing stories to tell? Trainer get too close? Any idiot members of public had their hands bitten off yet? No? Shame...

    Is the zoo you volunteer at an "ethical" zoo though? By that I mean does it exist primarily for profit, (Grrrr) or for animal welfare and popular education? (Yay)

    Glad I&#39;m not the only environmentalist on this site...
    Peace, Love and Jesus&#33;
    <span style=\'color:red\'>Also, Lenin.</span>
    ---
    <span style=\'color:green\'>&quot;Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.&quot; (Albert Einstein) </span>
    ---
    <span style=\'color:black\'>&quot;To find a queen without a king,
    They say she plays guitar and cries and sings,
    Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn,
    Tryin&#39; to find a woman who&#39;s never, never, never been born.
    Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
    Telling myself it&#39;s not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.&quot;
    (Led Zeppelin&#33</span>
    ---
    Buy Leninade and get &quot;Hammered and Sickled&quot;&#33;
  13. #13
    Join Date Aug 2003
    Location Follow the screams...
    Posts 490
    Rep Power 0

    Default

    Look at these chimps, they&#39;re so cute&#33;

  14. #14
    Join Date Oct 2003
    Location Cumbria UK
    Posts 685
    Rep Power 18

    Default

    I remember the Monkies, fantastic, and that TV show was wonderful... those were the days........


    Oh and monkeys, do i really have to say how i fell about them?
    <span style=\'color:red\'>Dont you still find each day too short for all the thoughts you want to think, all the walks you want to take, all the books you want to read, and all the friends you want to see.</span>

    <span style=\'color:gold\'>Dunno exaclty. I think I&#39;ll go out again tomorrow and thursday and friday night too. Or I could call some friends, but it&#39;s been a long time. We were all busy with our lifes and it&#39;s hard to get back again. So, yeah. I&#39;ll go for the night out.</span>

    <span style=\'colorink\'>I&#39;m trying to help. If you refuse to give chance to any possibilities, then drown in your sorrows. Nothing will come out from sitting there and getting depressed.</span>

    <span style=\'color:brown\'>I fear it because I love it. And everything you love, you fear you will lose.</span>

    <span style=\'colorurple\'>you think you&#39;re so clever and classless and free, but you&#39;re still fucking peasents as far as I can see</span>
  15. #15
    Join Date Jan 2003
    Location Kentucky
    Posts 2,500
    Rep Power 20

    Default

    what about Nim Chimpsky?


    poor thing
    Resist Much. Obey Little
    -Walt Whitman

    <span style=\'color:gray\'>&quot;As through this life you travel, you meet some funny men
    Some rob you with a six-gun, some with a fountain pen

    As through this life you ramble, as through this life you roam
    You&#39;ll never see an outlaw take a family from their home&quot;
    -from Pretty Boy Floyd
    (W. Guthrie)</span>
  16. #16
    Join Date Nov 2003
    Posts 14
    Rep Power 0

    Default

    I LOVE MONKEYS&#33;
    los dios de verde, hasta la victoria siempre&#33;

    somewhere in texas there is a village without its idiot
  17. #17
    Join Date Feb 2002
    Location Illinois, Chicago Area
    Posts 3,528
    Rep Power 22

    Default

    For fuck&#39;s sake man&#33;?

    Hippos and centipedes pwn you all.
    <span style=\'font-family:Arial\'>11:18 am, Greenwich Mean Time, December 21, 2012 AD.
    &quot;If you&#39;re talking about Xvall, I think it is some date when the world is supposed to get sucked into some blackhole or some crazy shit like that.&quot; - Fist of Blood
    &quot;Einstein was a sick pervert, E=mC2 MY ARSE&#33; pROVE IT U RED SWINE&quot; - Bugalu Shrimp</span>
  18. #18
    Join Date Jul 2002
    Location West Britain
    Posts 4,177
    Organisation
    Department of Redundancy Department
    Rep Power 23

    Default

    Here we come, right down the street,
    get the funniest looks, from everyone we meet,

    Hey&#33; hey&#33; We;re the mokees, and we&#39;re just monkeying around,
    we&#39;re to busy singing, to get anybody down,

    lalalalalalalalala...etc., etc., etc.
    -insert witty phrase in between two equals sign here-
  19. #19
    Join Date Jun 2002
    Location Chicago
    Posts 2,463
    Rep Power 0

    Default

    Damn Dirty Apes
  20. #20
    Join Date Oct 2003
    Location canada
    Posts 525
    Rep Power 0

    Default

    I love monkey&#39;s and all animals, gibbons kick ass&#33; I would love to have one as a pet someday
    peace yall

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Tags for this Thread