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    Is it bad that I'm a 17-year-old virgin? It seems like everybody around my age has already lost it, and is constantly bragging about it. It gets annoying whenever I tell someone that I'm a virgin, and they think that I'm a loser


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    I'll just say I'm older then you and I'm a virgin.

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    Never succumb to the peer pressure.
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    Never lose it. Chastity is the revolutionary way.
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    Is it bad that I'm a 17-year-old virgin?
    No, chill the fuck out, a lot of people have it worse.
    It seems like everybody around my age has already lost it, and is constantly bragging about it.
    Well I've had sex with 69 women. See what I did there, its called lying.

    It gets annoying whenever I tell someone that I'm a virgin, and they think that I'm a loser
    Stop telling people then and stop complaining.

    I only have 23 years to go before they make a movie about me
    You do realize how ridiculous this sounds right.
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    Pro-tip: the more somebody brags about having sex, the less likely they are to be having (regular) sex, or, in fact, to have ever had sex. Okay I don't have any evidence to back that up with but the point is loads of people bullshit about this kind of stuff. So people won't think they're losers.
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    Is it bad that I'm a 17-year-old virgin?
    No, who gives a shit? People who judge coolness off sexual experiences are douches. I was 19 when I lost mine.
    You seem neat, but...

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    Think. You haven't had sexual intercoarse with another human and your 17 years of age. What exactly is there to be ashamed of?
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    Most people around your age are gonna lie about. The worst thing that you could do is obsess over it. This will only lead to bad decisions in even worse situations. When it happens it will happen, but please, please I implore you PLEASE! Have that talk about protection. Please!
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    Yeah, chill out. It's not like a badge or some shit. It's not bad.
    It will happen when you're ready. All the people who brag/tell you you're a loser can go fuck themselves, their opinions count for shit. I'm 16 and a virgin, don't plan on changing that anytime soon. People who judge you for that aren't worth your time and energy.
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    I'm 18 and I'm a virgin. it's fine.

    also if you actually are forced into situations where you have to mention it, that sounds really irritating...
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    Also 18 and a virgin. Virgins of the world unite imo
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    Well sexuality is a personal thing, you've gotta work that shit out for yourself. Kind of ridiculous to make other people make you feel bad about it...
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    Lost mine when I was 16, but I sort of regret losing it to the person I lost it to because she cared a lot more for me than I did for her and it caused a shit storm of drama. But we enjoyed our sex while it lasted.

    But honestly when people ask me if I'm a virgin I don't answer. I've fucked in some crazy places (a moving car, on a picnic bench in a park) but honestly it's nobody's fuckin business.
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    Sex is an enormously powerful marketing tool. Therefore, archetypes are created of teenagers that go around and fuck whoever they want that aid in the perpetuation of what is ultimately a myth. I didn't know a single person in high school who had had sex with more than a handful of people. Skins and all those other shows are bullshit, that's not how it really is/was for 99% of us.

    If you're worried about not having had sex because you wish to be able to claim it as some status symbol, just try to think about the people that would judge you on that basis and whether it's even worth anything to try to impress them.

    If you're worried about not having had sex because you feel left out of the connection and experience that comes with it, then maybe you just haven't found someone you feel comfortable having sex with yet. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.


    Sex in and of itself isn't particularly special anyway
    You seem neat, but...

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    it's nobody's fuckin business.
    i see what you did there
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    Plus, just remember, the cool kids in high school always suck ass later in life and vice versa
    You seem neat, but...

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    They divide us men and women, they divide us old and young,
    But they'll tremble at our voices when they hear these verses sung,
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    I'll just say I'm older then you and I'm a virgin.

    Don't sweat.
    Same here. Don't feel forced to have to lose your virginity. Wait for the right person.
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    I think it's also fair to point out that most people who brag about their sexual adventures are chauvinist scumbags.
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    its ok. i didnt get naked with a girl until i was 18, and it was a random stranger chain smoking girl on the floor of some party. and then after that i didnt get any until i was in my 20s. just don't announce it around because unfortunately we live in a shitty world where people judge you on that and it affects your relationships.
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