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    - All Left Comms are hipsters
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    - that a hunger strike is an acceptable tactic for 'getting the girl'.
    I've only ever heard of one person doing that and I don't think he posts on this site.
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    I've only ever heard of one person doing that and I don't think he posts on this site.
    There is one who does, was mentioned by Mr. Ridiculous Mao Suit (MRN). I really wonder about revleft sometimes.

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    Things you've learned from chit chat
    that it can be used as a treatment for both ED and to lose an erection.

    Often, against all logic, at the same time.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
    Then He is not omnipotent.
    Is He able, but not willing?
    Then He is not malevolent.
    Is He both able and willing?
    Then whence cometh evil?
    Is He neither able or willing?
    Then why call Him "God"?
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    that it can be used as a treatment for both ED and to lose an erection.

    Often, against all logic, at the same time.
    This is by far the creepiest thing posted in this thread.

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    This is by far the creepiest thing posted in this thread.
    I can hear creepier things while just walking down the street at night.
    I dreamt of a flower that was so beautiful that when it whithered away and died a tear left my eye. I saw our births, our lives and our deaths. I felt fire paint me with pain and I felt a kiss on my lips with a knife in my neck. Love to heartbreak to self-destruction to birth and to finally learning to frolic back into the same trap with a warm smile.

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    When I am in the shower, I close my eyes and pretend that I am washing your body instead of mine.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
    Then He is not omnipotent.
    Is He able, but not willing?
    Then He is not malevolent.
    Is He both able and willing?
    Then whence cometh evil?
    Is He neither able or willing?
    Then why call Him "God"?
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    When I am in the shower, I close my eyes and pretend that I am washing your body instead of mine.
    Oh how imaginative of you.
    I dreamt of a flower that was so beautiful that when it whithered away and died a tear left my eye. I saw our births, our lives and our deaths. I felt fire paint me with pain and I felt a kiss on my lips with a knife in my neck. Love to heartbreak to self-destruction to birth and to finally learning to frolic back into the same trap with a warm smile.

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    There is one who does, was mentioned by Mr. Ridiculous Mao Suit (MRN). I really wonder about revleft sometimes.
    Then it is definitely the guy I'm thinking of. I thought he kept that nonsense contained to facebook. :/
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    does anybody remember - back in the early 90's, one of the original mario games - there was one of the bosses was called "roy koopa"?



    i think of it every time i see a picture of bordiga.. lol
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    also, @ OP: not a damn thing.
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    I really wonder about revleft sometimes.
    If I recall that whole thing was ripped on pretty hard.
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    - Post whatever the fuck you feel like, topics are only suggestions.
    - People who post in chit-chat think of the posts here in the same way that motorists think of traffic: something unpleasant considered at a remove despite being something they manifestly contribute to.
    - Leftists are not immune from buying into some of the most idiotic crap the internet has to offer. A good example is how there are quite a few "nice guys" lurking around here.
    - The internet is the information superhighway, designed to deliver the maximum amount of information as efficiently as possible to the user. For this reason every detail of your sex life, masturbatory habits, bowel movements and so on should be communicated. Very few posters are not guilty of this to some extent.
    Sciences & Environment rocks my bedroom.

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    - Leftists are not immune from buying into some of the most idiotic crap the internet has to offer. A good example is how there are quite a few "nice guys" lurking around here.
    http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.p...&postcount=619

    Originally Posted by Jazzratt
    I have trouble getting laid because I'm such a nice guy. I mean, I actually speak to women that must entitle me to something right? It's written somewhere that pretending to treat someone like a human being for at least five minutes entitles you to a quick rub on their genitals, if you actually listen then that's sex practically legally guaranteed. Obviously though in these days when chivalry is dead women all want total pricks. It's obvious that because I'm a social retard with no spine who thinks that anyone even a tiny bit assertive is a raging storm of testosterone and therefore a wanker. It's also obvious because women, unlike Nice Guys like me, just want personality archetypes rather than actual, unique people with whom they can build loving and meaningful relationships.

    Summary, I'm such a nice guy why doesn't anyone like me?
    Hehe.
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    Jazzratt I have trouble getting laid because I'm such a nice guy. I mean, I actually speak to women that must entitle me to something right? It's written somewhere that pretending to treat someone like a human being for at least five minutes entitles you to a quick rub on their genitals, if you actually listen then that's sex practically legally guaranteed. Obviously though in these days when chivalry is dead women all want total pricks. It's obvious that because I'm a social retard with no spine who thinks that anyone even a tiny bit assertive is a raging storm of testosterone and therefore a wanker. It's also obvious because women, unlike Nice Guys like me, just want personality archetypes rather than actual, unique people with whom they can build loving and meaningful relationships.

    Summary, I'm such a nice guy why doesn't anyone like me?
    I like this. It should be posted in the Pour your heart out thread every two days.
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    I kind of hoped that post would be taken in the way it was meant (i.e an obvious, sledgehammer satire).
    Sciences & Environment rocks my bedroom.

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    It still makes me Lol.
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    For this reason every detail of your sex life, masturbatory habits, bowel movements and so on should be communicated. Very few posters are not guilty of this to some extent.
    You seem neat, but...

    They divide us by our color, they divide us by our tongue,
    They divide us men and women, they divide us old and young,
    But they'll tremble at our voices when they hear these verses sung,
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    EDIT: I discovered that it is sarcasm.
    Seriously, I thought that was pretty obvious. I think these bits give it away particularly: "I mean, I actually speak to women that must entitle me to something right?" & "..women, unlike Nice Guys like me, just want personality archetypes rather than actual, unique people with whom they can build loving and meaningful relationships."

    EDIT2: Can I repost it, Jazzrat?
    Go nuts.
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