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    Default Why do people do this shit?

    OK, so I was just walking out of Tesco's when I was accosted by this lad in a hooded top and baseball cap who kept repeating "you think I'm a dickhead? You think I'm a dickhead?" and lowering his face so it was invisible to me and the cameras. I just walked away and said nothing, but what struck me at the time was the sheer pointlessness of it. Was he trying to start a fight? What on Earth for? What kind of useless social reject do you have to be to try and pick fights with random people?

    Now, I don't buy the whole "impoverished upbringing" excuse because it's hardly as I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, yet I see trying to start fights with people as meaningless and anti-social behaviour.

    I do admit to wishing I could have lamped him across the face with a set of brass knuckles, because it seems like it's the only kind of language such Neanderthal types understand.

    OK, rant over. But it would be nice if people like that dropped off the face of the Earth.
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    Should have spun around and told the **** to fuck off. And you don't need brass knuckles to lamp hard!


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    You should have rammed your fingers into his eyes.
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    The reason I didn't do or say anything is because I suspected his mates were hanging around somewhere close - ever notice that chickenshits like that never do that sort of thing when alone?
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    In baldurs gate 2 there is a demon that feeds on hate. If you try to hurt it it just grows stronger. The way to kill the demon is to cast a healing spell on it, and the beast dies because of love... sigh'

    I think he was a similar doppelganger or something, and you should have tried a healing spell.
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    How droll. You do know that serious discussion isn't banned in Chit-Chat?
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    what was he taking?
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    what was he taking?
    No idea. I couldn't smell anything on him.
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    Should carry a baseball bat in case you ever see him again.
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    OK, so I was just walking out of Tesco's when I was accosted by this lad in a hooded top and baseball cap who kept repeating "you think I'm a dickhead? You think I'm a dickhead?"
    I would have answered ''Yes''.
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    Yeah, sounds like he might have been on PCP or something, though that's pretty mild behavior if he was. Could he have been psychotic?
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    I bet it was devvo.

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    Sounds like a little plonkwank.
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    OK, so I was just walking out of Tesco's when I was accosted by this lad in a hooded top and baseball cap who kept repeating "you think I'm a dickhead? You think I'm a dickhead?" and lowering his face so it was invisible to me and the cameras. I just walked away and said nothing, but what struck me at the time was the sheer pointlessness of it. Was he trying to start a fight? What on Earth for? What kind of useless social reject do you have to be to try and pick fights with random people?

    Now, I don't buy the whole "impoverished upbringing" excuse because it's hardly as I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, yet I see trying to start fights with people as meaningless and anti-social behaviour.

    I do admit to wishing I could have lamped him across the face with a set of brass knuckles, because it seems like it's the only kind of language such Neanderthal types understand.

    OK, rant over. But it would be nice if people like that dropped off the face of the Earth.
    The guy was probably a schizophrenic. They can be very frightening sometimes. I understand the distress you must have felt at being confronted by some crazy motherfucker under a hoodie with a baseball bat! I probably would have felt and acted exactly as you did: Turn my back, walk away and hope-to-Jesus-H-Christ that the wacko with bat wouldn't follow me!

    But to say that 'it would be nice' that people like that somehow disappear insinuates to me something very disquieting.

    Hitler and his minions expressed almost the same wish and even tried to make it come true!

    Reflect on that, Noxion, before you go accusing imagined pacifists with trying to 'muddy the waters'.
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    I would just chin the fuckers on a case by case basis.
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    Did you think he was a dickhead?
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    Did you think he was a dickhead?
    Yes.
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    Here's what you do. Next time you see this guy, punch him in the stomach. Once he falls over, bring him to your van (I presume you have a kidnapper van right?) and cloroform rag dat *****. Bring him back to your flat and tie him up and put him in the closet you've outfitted to be buffalo bill esque. Once he's in the well thing, give him some cake. But instead of making it sugary, make it salty. Give him some water, but salt that also, then make him watch you drink clean water. After that, take a hose and just keep it on all the time, on his head. NEVER LET HIM DRY OFF!!! When he starts crying about hunger and shit, give him raw meat. Then, on the speakers that you;ve outfitted the wall with, blast the most annoying synthesizer riff over and over again. Turn the hose off then, and squeeze ketchup all over him, until he looks like a douchey little tomato. Then shave your pubes and drop them on the ketchupy mess. Then fill in the well.
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    Here's what you do. Next time you see this guy, punch him in the stomach. Once he falls over, bring him to your van (I presume you have a kidnapper van right?) and cloroform rag dat *****. Bring him back to your flat and tie him up and put him in the closet you've outfitted to be buffalo bill esque. Once he's in the well thing, give him some cake. But instead of making it sugary, make it salty. Give him some water, but salt that also, then make him watch you drink clean water. After that, take a hose and just keep it on all the time, on his head. NEVER LET HIM DRY OFF!!! When he starts crying about hunger and shit, give him raw meat. Then, on the speakers that you;ve outfitted the wall with, blast the most annoying synthesizer riff over and over again. Turn the hose off then, and squeeze ketchup all over him, until he looks like a douchey little tomato. Then shave your pubes and drop them on the ketchupy mess. Then fill in the well.
    Thing is they always hunt in packs like NoXion says so their mates wouldnt let you do all that.
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