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I wanna call bullshit but I don't want to be proven wrong.
The comments are 'real' or 'legit.' They have links to the sites where they were actually made here.
Ok, but are at least some of them jokes?
Nope... they're all real.
Always been my favourite quote on that list.
'Everyone knows that scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for true Christians to refute their claims.'
Pure gold!
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gotta love denial
PETER
Human beings weren't meant to sit in little cubicles, starring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.
MICHAEL
I told those fudge-packers that I like Michael Bolton's music. God.
Masturbation can sometimes be wrong and it can sometimes not. If you masturbate thinking about how pretty the flowers are and how you want a puppy, essentially that's not wrong. But most times, that is not the case. I believe that when one masturbates a high percentage of the time they are fantasizing about a sexual partner therefore making masturbation lust. Lust, as the Bible states, is a sin. But masturbation is something that people in general should stay away from because it's hard not to lust whilst doing it. Ben Jamin A Foote
PETER
Human beings weren't meant to sit in little cubicles, starring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.
MICHAEL
I told those fudge-packers that I like Michael Bolton's music. God.
I'm pretty sure masturbation is always right. Unless it's on someone else... without their permission.
The defeat of the revolutionary movement was not, as Stalinists always complain, due to its lack of unity. It was defeated because the civil war within its ranks was not worked out with enough force. The crippling effects of the systematic confusion between hostis and enemy are self-evident, whether it be the tragedy of the Soviet Union or the groupuscular comedy.
formerly Species Being
That was YOU? I'll know not to walk below that window in future!
Rorschac, that wasn't funny. That is horrendous, and so fucking depressing.
"The sun shines. To hell with everything else!" - Stephen Fry
"As the world of the spectacle extends its reign it approaches the climax of its offensive, provoking new resistances everywhere. These resistances are very little known precisely because the reigning spectacle is designed to present an omnipresent hypnotic image of unanimous submission. But they do exist and are spreading.", The Bad Days Will End.
"(The) working class exists and struggles in all countries, and has the same enemies in all countries – the police, the army, the unions, nationalism, and the fake ‘socialism’ of the bourgeois left. It shows that the conditions for a worldwide revolution are ripening everywhere today. It shows that workers and revolutionaries are not passive spectators of inter-imperialist conflicts: they have a camp to choose, the camp of the proletarian struggle against all the factions of the bourgeoisie and all imperialisms." -ICC, Nation or Class?
The story itself is miserable. The way it's presented by a someone so deluded is the only thing remotely funny.
I'm on some sickle-hammer shit
Collective Bruce Banner shit
FKA: #FF0000, AKA Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath
I think that is the most depressing part actually.
'heavens above, how awful it is to live outside the law - one is always expecting what one rightly deserves.'
petronius, the satyricon
Whats wrong with these fundies?!? Are they all as batshit crazy?
I would say that they're are many delusional fundies such as those, but those are more or less harmless ignorant morons. And hilarious, too, of course.
I'm a lot more concerned with this batshit motherfucker and his minions
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Well I'm lookin real hard and I'm trying to find a job but it just keeps gettin tougher every day
No, it was never funny, to be honest.
The image of someone telling somebody "Oh I love you but you are subhuman and hell bound" is sort of amusing. The idea of dropping a psychiatrist because modern psychology doesn't sync with one's outdated beliefs is doubly so.
I think I did seem callous though. Sorry.
I'm on some sickle-hammer shit
Collective Bruce Banner shit
FKA: #FF0000, AKA Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath
