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NoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU"RE NOT ALLOWED.

I THoUGHT YOU DIED FOR A SECOND FOR SOME REASON

OH I WiSH I WERE AN OSCAR-MAYER WIENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
THAT IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR-MAYER WIENER............................................ ......
EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CAPITALS SCoREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

I'M SiNGING A FILET-O-FISH COMMERCIAL AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AND SLIDING BACK AND FORTH ACROSS THE FLOOR WHILE SCREAMING AT THE PLAYERS,

I CaN'T EVEN LINE MY CURSOR UP RIGHT TO CLICK ON THINGS RIGHT NOW. IT:S RWALLY ANNOUTING

THE FLoOR IS MORE COMFORTABLE THAN A CHAIR> I LIKE HTE FLORO!!!!

YoU ARE WESOME. NOW I"M GOING TO GO SEE IF I'M CALMENOUGH TO WATCH A HOCKRY GAME

OR HeR OR IT OR THEY OR ZE OR WHATEVER PEREFERRED PRONOUNS OR WAIT NO I DON"T GIVE A SHIT BECQUSE GOD IS A TOTAL DIMBASS.