TheRedAnarchist23

"The media says he died of an accident, but the people know he died because he was shot by the cops."

Why do cops always say it's an accident... It rarely is. And why would they shoot him?

"He does not count!"

Well, Mussolini was not a nice guy either!

"Why are teenage girls like that!? "

I don't know, I never even had a relationship.

"You can't be a hardcore poet without knowing metric sylables!"

well, I ain't a poet, I just play the guitar and act awesome.

"No way both our sisters have the same emotional issues!"

Does your sister too feel quickly insulted and hated and misunderstood by everyone?

"It wasn't even a funny fall!"

But it was an EPIC fail!

"If those were her intentions, then why did she allow me to kiss her!?"

To make is seem real!

"It wasn't just once, it was 3 times!"

REAL!

"Some do, and it is annoying."

I know! But when I ask her to stop, she feels insulted and starts yelling, gets angry, and will eventually cry. she has some emotional issues.

"I have no idea, I just saw on the news that they had killed a young guy, and I saw burned down trash bins, so it was obviously an anarchist."

Tell me more when you know more!

"All anarchists are nice people, but not all nice people are anarchists."

Johny Rotten was an asshole...

"Imagine if she had say yes, it might have lasted for a week!"

Wow! If you would have instantly married, maybe a whole month!

"We have to learn this for portuguese class!"

We for English class, but I always forget.

"No, I am saying you are a nice person."

Well, thanks! I believe I already said you were a nice person today, and I never give too many compliments so people will know I am not exaggerating when I do give them, so you will have to do it with this explanation.

"She just fell."

How can you not like that?!

"That just doesn't work, it only makes things worse."

Maybe she realised that last night.

"Most girls do..."

But not all like to express themselves as often as my sister.

"The police showed up, and they killed one of them."

How? Goddammit, I nearly went to Portugal with the exact same intentions!

"In that case I hope he does to her what she did to me!"

Guys sometimes go for the best friend of their target, to get the attention of the target...

"It was only good enough for one day!"

I told you 'I don't know' sometimes just means 'I don't know'! But it could have been different this time of course.

"But I only know how to make poems with 5 metric sylables!"

Most guys (ahem) don't even know what 5 metric sylables is until they google it!

Also, meet our queen! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlG76YHYRFU
First they yell: 'Leve de koningin!' which means: (long) 'Live the queen!'
And then 'hoezee!' which doesn't really mean anything I think. And then... well, see yourself.

"Also, It seems today the cops killed a young anarchist."

WHAT!? How, when, why, WHO?!

"That would not be cool."

So you're saying I ain't cool?