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Politics For Dummies (Brainwashed Capitalist Edition)[/FONT]
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Basic terminology:[/FONT]
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Socialism: any country providing free healthcare for its citizens[/FONT]
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Communism: a dictatorship providing free healthcare for its citizens[/FONT]
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Anarchism: a system involving no government, invented by the Sex Pistols[/FONT]