TheRedAnarchist23

"That's the same as attacking!"

Self-defence! It is what made the Roman Empire strong, pre-emptive self-defence.

"But they have hearts on their flag..."

Don't be mislead! Those are not actual hearts, they are called Pompeblêden. http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompebl%C3%AAd
They just look like hearts.

"English cow: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86tghdjC71qhva17.jpg"

We have these too alot.

Portuguese/galician cow: http://www.diarioliberdade.org/archi...portuguesa.JPG

These we have in special parcs.

" Olá - Alô, obrigado - dankon, então - yo, etc."

What are the other languages?

"and authoritarian state. They are walking towards fascism."

No and no! States are naturally authoritarian, but their state is relatively not that authoritarian. The mafia and big capitalists have a lot of power. And I would not say they are heading towards fascism. They have been nationalist and xenophobic for a long time, and they don't seem to plan to activate corporatism or leader principle.

Indeed, I am.

Just finished Far Cry 3. Now I am starting to have feelings for Citra! I also had this with the Na'Vi girl from Avatar. I have this too often! It is just such a shame they are fictional.

AC3 should arrive this week, I want to play that one very badly too. And I nearly finished reading the English version of Alice in Wonderland. It is one of the greates books ever.

"This is a milk can"

NO! That is a cardboard milk container.

"No need, its the guy."

We could still do it...

"Today I finished 2 bird homes, and the 2 male parakeets (one green and one blue) are already checking them out. The blue one goes inside one of the homes and stays there for a while, I must check if he will sleep there tonight."

Good! I nearly shot a firework arrow inside a bird house yesterday. Today we visited family, like tradition dictates. I should really be doing stuff for school, but I don't wanna!

"There were remarkably little fireworks at midnight."

They were still firing fireworks just now... guess they bought too many. I fired my firework like a real Dutch... standing in the wind and rain and cold, quickly and effectively pressing fuses of the firework against a long-burning piece of rope, throwing the firework away and without even looking at it lighting the next piece and throwing it away. Quick and effective, like a machine. I would stand outside in the rain and my sister would be in the door opening, handing me the firework from the bag so we could fire it even quicker. Time is money, and the Dutch are greedy. Few adults here care about fireworks I think, but because it is a tradition we fire it anyway. Few enjoy it, but everybody does it!

" Look at it, it is bigger than my screen:"

That is weird, because it fits on mine!

"http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1297/5...763e33cb37.jpg"

Who makes them and why don't I ever find them?!

"No, dakotans speak dakotan in Dakota!"

They do!

"I thought it looks like this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u3Alaa9l6p...ill+Museum.jpg"

That is what it appears to look like to foreigners. It has to do with the brain-device, remember? Only the Dutch can see the real NL. Like when non-wizard fols look at Hoggwarts.

"Of course it is possible, but do it with a sharp thin needle."

But I don't have a patch! And it would not look good on this jacket. But I could put it on my bag.

"Those are not suits!"

Yes they fucking are!

"Those were regular clothes back in the day, "

Exactly! Everybody always tried to look good in suits.

"at's the easiest way, its like cheating."

No! Stalinism through reformism is the only communist way.

They were a joke ofcourse, but they actually joined the elections and they got so popular that they were going to get alot of seats in the parlement, enough to become a big player. Because this would destroy Dutch politics, they staged their own deaths just before the elections. It would have been crazy if they got into the gov.

"But those guys don't want to freely distribute animals..."

Assholes!

"http://www.eatinghabits.org/wp-conte...le_article.jpg"

He looks like that drawn cat meme that looks very surprised.

"We also have crazy activists like that in Portugal, and they have their own show: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homens_da_Luta"

Haha, you sent comedians to Eurovision songfestival? Actually I think most people do, because everytime I watch a little bit of it it is ridiculous. But the rest of the singers take it seriously I think. We had the 'Tegenpartij' (the Contraparty, or the Againstparty). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegenpartij They had many ridiculous idea, like splitting up NL in many different parts also for the immigrants. They wanted to name the North 'Turkistan' and it would be solely for the turks, because there are many goats here (apparently). They also had other places like marokkistan and things like that. The 2 holland provinces would be reserved for the real Dutch.