1.) Place a five dollar bill in an old cigar box.
2.) Seal the box tightly. (This step is important.)
3.) Go to the nearest post office, gently place the box on the floor approximately five feet away from the nearest cashier, then nonchalantly raise both arms above your head and loudly repeat "The Empire never ended" three times.
4.) If you are not arrested as a suspected terrorist, you will be contacted by us within a week.