Spirit of Spartacus

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Nice, I didn't even see the rant

Okay world, here is my first rant.
Today I happened to be in a car which my brother happened to be driving. Bad bad bad situation to find yourself in.
I wish I could just threaten to beat him up like I used to when we were kids, but it won't work any more. He's bigger and stronger than me now.
This sucks. I want military superiority over my brother again. I want ideas on how I can prevail over him in a fist-fight, if we come down to it.
In our last scuffle, which took place a month or so ago, he said something really annoying, so I punched him. Then I slammed him into a door and finally knocked him to the ground.

It was as I was Nazi Germany and he was the Soviet Union. I attacked him first, calculating that if I knocked him down and hit hard enough, I'd be able to subdue him and he'd understand that I do not appreciate being messed with.

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I made the same mis-calculation as Nazi Germany. I thought that by launching Operation Barbarossa II, by striking at him first, really hard, I could overcome his superior industrial and military potential.
But if Nazi Germany fails to bring the Soviet Union down with Operation Barbarossa, then its ouch-time. The Soviet Union recovers and clobbers you all the way to Berlin.
That is the lesson Hitler learned. And that is the lesson I learned.
After I knocked him to the ground, he brought me down with a kick to my knee, and then got back to his feet, and so did I. I tried slamming him into a door one last time, all the while thinking "uh-oh, I've allowed him to recover".
That was my Stalingrad. He got in quite a few kicks and punches. I would have receieved a royal ass-kicking, but fortunately, our father happened to be at home, and intervened and told us to behave ourselves.

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So basically, my dad breaking it up was like God coming down and saving the Nazis from the Soviet avalanche after 1943.
Fortunately for us communists, God does not really exist. So the Nazis got what they deserved.
But having typed up this bullshit, I realize that, well, its wrong to compare my actions to Nazi Germany. I mean, it was HE who messed with me first. That means I was on the right side of history, and HE was the aggressor, he was the Nazi. He was the Fascist scum.

I have a Hitlerite Fascist invader aggressive misbehaved arrogant reactionary ANNOYING idiot... for a brother.
That is what this rant is all about, actually.

Errr....
Yeah.

:P

Haha, thats wicked. When my Email inbox used to be incredibly empty, I used to email myself; sad I know but I was only 7.

Ok screw that, I'll use this place to complain about the world, politics, my life and stuff in general.

How I wonder what you are...