Asero

I was being straightforward there. I think a lot of people use irony as a way to get away with saying terrible things they wouldn't be able to say otherwise.

http://2n5another.tumblr.com/

WHY DIDNT YOU SHOW ME. also its too difficult to hide your ip on that (at least for me)

Thanks for the friend request. You are the first. Have a virgin stromboli as a reward!

because I'm a white person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJjSSrR6x4

guess I have to go back to my old profile pic

(There really isn't 665 others...the prophet of satan is just an idiot who can't count)

1. Kill a virgin and give her soul to satan

2. Every friday, masturbate on a picture of Jesus

3. When you shave your face, you must recite "OH YEE SATANUS ILUMINATUS COME AND AID MY POOR SADOMASOCHISTIC SOUL IN SHAVING THIS HEAR BUSH ATTACHED TO MY FACE"

4. Use carrots to please a woman every sunday if you are straight. if you are not straight you must use the carrot to please another man while singing bohemian rhapsody

665 OF EVIL: Sing bohemian rhapsody while warming up your first virgin potato



Oh gawd i need a life

Fucking potatoes is the 666th satanic ritual. In other words, I got the name "potato fucker" from a video game and the 666 came from a song I was listening to.