Are you inspired by Comrade Stalin, Comrade Mao, Comrade Sung, Comrade Pot, Comrade Tito, Comrade Hoxha, and Comrade Ceausescu? Well then, this group is for you!
This group is specifically for opportunists (that pretend to be communists, in fact, we adhere to any ideology as long as it will grant us state power) that are hoping to take over during the next revolution, impose party hegemony, grant themselves godly privileges, enslave the proletariat, implement a military dictatorship, and perhaps create one or two personality cults (hey! it could be you, depending on how great you look). Oh and we will grant ourselves extravagant titles like 'Amazing Genius of Communism' or 'Grand Architect of the Universe', which one do you think sounds more awesome? Sounds good right? If you're interested in furthering our cause, read 1984 to understand our complete party program.
Solidarity with our expensive champagne drinking comrades in the North Korean elite! We'll be like them one day!
OPPORTUNISTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
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There's a possibility that we'll end up purging ourselves after the revolution.
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