The KFC conspiracy

  1. seventeethdecember2016 - 30th March 2012, 09:08
    Sanders falsified his date of birth and enlisted in the United States Army at the age of sixteen, completing his entire service commitment in Cuba.
    It was there that Trotsky murdered Sanders and took his identity.
    Trotsky anticipated the rise of Stalin, so he wanted to have something to fall back on. After his expulsion from the SU, he started a fast food restaurant, in 1930, and planned to slowly take over the USA.

    Today KFC owns much of the USA.
  2. Red Rabbit
    Red Rabbit - 30th March 2012, 13:35
    KFC also uses the color red a lot.
  3. RedHal
    RedHal - 3rd April 2012, 21:33
    you know what they say:

    "a chicken in every pot, an ice ax in every Trot"

    I kid...
  4. Zealot
    Zealot - 5th April 2012, 04:17
    Phase 1 of the KFC operation has been a success.
  5. Marshal of the People
    Marshal of the People - 20th October 2013, 19:28
    Phase 2 is turning the whole world into a trotskyist society.
  6. Cosmonaut - 4th September 2014, 09:19

    In the 50's, Gorbachev made the KGB to help KFC. The sold fried chicken everywhere in the SU. Its all coming together now...