Sanders falsified his date of birth and enlisted in the United States Army at the age of sixteen, completing his entire service commitment in Cuba. It was there that Trotsky murdered Sanders and took his identity. Trotsky anticipated the rise of Stalin, so he wanted to have something to fall back on. After his expulsion from the SU, he started a fast food restaurant, in 1930, and planned to slowly take over the USA. Today KFC owns much of the USA.
KFC also uses the color red a lot.
you know what they say: "a chicken in every pot, an ice ax in every Trot" I kid...
Phase 1 of the KFC operation has been a success.
Phase 2 is turning the whole world into a trotskyist society.
In the 50's, Gorbachev made the KGB to help KFC. The sold fried chicken everywhere in the SU. Its all coming together now...