The Dear Leaders of North Korea don't drink champagne, they drink Hennessy's!
I'd rather drink champagne to be honest. Can I also have a cult of personality? I have a boss Van Dyke going on.
Ahh, so the Inner Party doesn't drink Victory Gin after all... how disillusioning...
Settle down comrades! We'll be drinking anything you want from golden cups, with little umbrellas and straws, while sitting in a lectica carried by the proletariat!
