The Xenu Myth

[FONT=Arial Narrow]The Xenu Myth[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Narrow] ......Yes, they actually believe this shit.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]The Xenu Myth in a Nutshell...[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Narrow](AKA 'Space Opera', 'Incident II', 'The Wall of Fire', or 'OT:III')[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]Warning!!! According to LRH the revelation of OT:III is so awesome, so profound that anyone exposed to it who has not taken the prerequisite Scientology courses could develop serious health complications, including pnuemonia. In some cases, it could even be fatal!!! Proceed at your own risk. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]Author's Note: If, in fact, you survive unharmed, or only suffer minimal psychic, or physiological trauma, you should be pleased to note that you are receiving the awesome wisdom of OT:III, valued at over 107,000.00$, (It costs at least $100,000 to reach OT:III, the wisdom of OT:III, itself, is only about a paltry $6,500.) absolutely free. You're welcome![/FONT]


[FONT=Arial Narrow]According to LRH, Xenu was the overlord of the 'Galactic Confederacy' 75 million years ago. The Galactic Confederacy was comprised of 76 planets (Including Earth, which the Confederates called 'Teegeeack.') and 26 stars. The Galactic Confederacy, whose fashions and architecture were remarkably similar to the popular style of the 1960's, had a serious overpopulation problem. Most of the Confederate planets had populations of nearly 180 billion![/FONT]


[FONT=Arial Narrow]With his political power threatened, Xenu, along with his psychiatrists, lured billions of Confederates into a trap, under the benign pretense of income tax inspections. The aliens were paralyzed and frozen with a compound made of glycol and alcohol to freeze their souls. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Narrow]The frozen aliens were then loaded into spacecraft that had an uncanny resemblance to military DC-8 aircraft, bound for Teegeeack.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Narrow]Once they reached Earth/Teegeeack, the frozen aliens were strategically placed around active volcanoes. For the coup-de-grace, Xenu had hydrogen bombs lowered into the volcanoes and detonated them, killing the frozen aliens!!! [/FONT]


[FONT=Arial Narrow]The dead alien spirits, called 'Thetans' rose from the ashes of the mushroom clouds, upwards towards the sky. Alas, Xenu had erected an 'electronic ribbon' which trapped the poor Thetans! Then, the Thetans were transported to Hawaii and the Canary Islands, where they were forced to watch 36 hours of 3D propaganda films! The films used to brainwash the Thetans are the source of all earthly religions (Except Scientology, of course.) and ideas about god, heaven, hell, etc. Last, but not least, the Thetans' minds were erased. After this final insult, the mindless Thetans floated about, and were absorbed into the bodies of early humans. These Thetans are the primary source of all physical illness and unhappiness that plague everyone, except for Scientologists, who have been trained in the complex techniques to remove these dead alien spirits.[/FONT]


[FONT=Arial Narrow]Alas, Xenu's machinations proved to be fruitless, a faction known as the Loyal Officers staged a coup and deposed him. Xenu was captured and imprisoned in an 'electronic mountain trap.' However, given all the unpleasantness with the Thetans, the new leaders of the Galactic Confederacy declared Teegeeack/Earth to be 'off limits.'[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]The End[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]EVIDENCE CORROBORATING XENU MYTH[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]From Wikipedia[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Narrow]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu#Leaking_of_the_story[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]"Despite the Church of Scientology's efforts to keep the story secret, details have been leaked over the years. OT III was first revealed in Robert Kaufman's 1972 book Inside Scientology, in which Kaufman detailed his own experiences of OT III.[63] It was later described in a 1981 Clearwater Sun article[64], and came to greater public fame in a 1985 court case brought against Scientology by Lawrence Wollersheim. The church failed to have the documents sealed[10] and attempted to keep the case file checked out by a reader at all times, but the story was summarized in the Los Angeles Times[65] and detailed in William Poundstone's Bigger Secrets (1986) from information presented in the Wollersheim case.[66] In 1987, another book by a disaffected Scientologist, L. Ron Hubbard: Messiah or Madman? quoted the first page of OT III and summarized the rest of its content.[26][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]Since then, news media have continued to occasionally mention Xenu in coverage of Scientology or its celebrity proponents such as Tom Cruise.[67][68][69] In 1987, the BBC's investigative news series Panorama aired a report entitled "The Road to Total Freedom?" which featured an outline of the OT III story in cartoon form.[70][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]On December 24, 1994, the Xenu story was published on the Internet for the first time in a posting to the Usenet newsgroup alt.religion.scientology, through an anonymous remailer.[71] This led to an online battle between Church of Scientology lawyers and detractors. Older versions of OT levels I to VII were brought as exhibits attached to a declaration by Steven Fishman on April 9, 1993, as part of Church of Scientology International v. Fishman and Geertz. The text of this declaration and its exhibits, collectively known as the Fishman Affidavit, were posted to the Internet newsgroup alt.religion.scientology in August 1995 by Arnie Lerma and on the World Wide Web by David S. Touretzky. This was a subject of great controversy and legal battles for several years. There was a copyright raid on Lerma's house (leading to massive mirroring of the documents)[72][73] and a suit against Dutch writer Karin Spaink—the Church bringing suit on copyright violation grounds for reproducing the source material, and also claiming rewordings would reveal a trade secret.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]The Church of Scientology's attempts to keep Xenu under wraps have been cited in court findings against it. In September 2003, a Dutch court, in a ruling in the case against Karin Spaink, stated that one objective in keeping OT II and OT III secret was to wield power over members of the Church of Scientology and prevent discussion about its teachings and practices:[74][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]Despite his claims that premature revelation of the OT III story was lethal, L. Ron Hubbard wrote a screenplay version under the title Revolt in the Stars in the 1970s.[17] This revealed that Xenu had been assisted by beings named Chi ("the Galactic Minister of Police") and Chu ("the Executive President of the Galactic Interplanetary Bank").[75] It has not been officially published, although the treatment was circulated around Hollywood in the early 1980s.[76] Unofficial copies of the screenplay circulate on the Internet.[77][78][79][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Narrow]On March 10, 2001, a user posted the text of OT3 to the online community Slashdot. The site owners took down the comment after the Church of Scientology made a legal threat under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.[80][81] Critics of the Church of Scientology have used public protests to spread the Xenu secret.[82] This has included creating web sites with "xenu" in the domain name,[83][84] and displaying the name Xenu on banners,[85] and protest signs.[82]"[/FONT]

The text of OTIII in Hubbard's Handwriting:
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