Cream? No thanks.

  1. Kuppo Shakur - 5th February 2010, 21:43
    I take my coffee like I take my flags:

    BLACK

    Who's with me? Anyone?
  2. ChrisK
    ChrisK - 25th February 2010, 22:35
    Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Durruti's Ghost
    Durruti's Ghost - 5th March 2010, 03:40
    Cream is for people who can't handle the taste of REAL coffee.
  4. explosive toaster
    explosive toaster - 22nd May 2010, 04:20
    Cream is for people who can't handle the taste of REAL coffee.
    This.

    Also, it has to be really strong. If my coffee doesn't jump out of the cup and kick me in the face before I take a sip of it, it's not strong enough.
  5. samofshs
    samofshs - 24th May 2010, 01:57
    i hate that in south florida unless you ask for it black it comes with ten gallons of fucking cream. and even then half the people still put cream in my coffee.
  6. TheSamsquatch
    TheSamsquatch - 13th July 2010, 17:47
    Black is the only way to have it!
  7. hobo8675309
    hobo8675309 - 14th August 2010, 04:02
    meh... i dont really have a preference. i put refrigerated milk in when i make ice coffee so the ice doesn't melt and make it watery. i do prefer black coffee with vanilla and peppermint egstract.
  8. Jalapeno Enema
    Jalapeno Enema - 2nd December 2010, 18:35
    I had a gastric ulcer, and still couldn't drink coffee with dairy or sugar in it.
  9. Heathen Communist
    Heathen Communist - 17th May 2011, 02:28
    Cream and sugar are insults to the people who grow the stuff
  10. Art Vandelay - 5th February 2013, 00:38
    Coffee has to be black, cream and sugar is bourgeois decadence.