Proof that tea is more proletarian than coffee

  1. Angry Young Man
    Angry Young Man
    I did a survey of 50 random people in Doncaster asking whether they prefer tea or coffee. I asked the same question to 50 random customers in a Kensington cafe. In Doncaster, the results were 38:12 favouring tea and in Kensington, 50:0 favouring coffee. Ofc, the reactionary coffee people have accused me of gerrymandering, and that Doncastrians are only one section of the global proletariat, but I returned that to say such is to deny the homogeneity and therefore the need for solidarity among the working classes. Furthermore, to drink coffee is to collaborate with the bourgeoisie.
  2. Die Neue Zeit
    Die Neue Zeit
    Well, I'm a tea person myself, but I'm not fond of right-wing American "Teabaggers."
  3. Angry Young Man
    Angry Young Man
    yea the whole tea party thing was a bit of a faux pas. I just meant it to mean a political faction of people who prefer tea