... ... WRAPPED IN BACON
Tofu is quite good actually, but meat is still far superior.
I think tofu is just tastless blobiness
I have to agree with samofshs here.
Maybe it's because vegans have no taste buds?
Actually, vegans have a very strong taste sense. How do I know this? Because my awful mother forced me to eat nothing with meat in it until she lost custody of me after being in a court battle because of child abuse charges. I was 7 when I was freed from the vegan disease, and the first thing I did was eat the closest meat product: a dog biscuit. I started chasing birds around trying to eat them. I soon left the birds alone and stuck to bacon, stake, and chicken![well, I suppose chicken counts as abird]
