Why do vegans suck?

  1. Pirate Utopian
    Pirate Utopian
    Let's list the reasons.
    I'll start...

    1. Alot of them try to dictate to you about the evilness of meat. Fuck off and let me eat, you twat!
  2. Angry Young Man
    Angry Young Man
    They totally ruin a bbq and other democratic eating things - like Chinese or Turkish
  3. LOLseph Stalin
    LOLseph Stalin
    Why do vegans suck? Because meat is yummy! It's like my favorite food group. Fuck all that animal rights crap. Some animals were just meant to be eaten. Besides, we have been eating meat since the beginning of our existance.
  4. Bright Banana Beard
    Bright Banana Beard
    Meat is more juicy and tasty than vegetable.
  5. Pirate Utopian
    Pirate Utopian
    I would give up vegetables way before I'd even consider giving up even one form of meat.
  6. Manifesto
    Manifesto
    I think its pretty retarded by how they think its wrong to eat meat when so many animals do.
  7. LOLseph Stalin
    LOLseph Stalin
    I think its pretty retarded by how they think its wrong to eat meat when so many animals do.
    Exactly. That's why groups like PETA suck. They take the whole animal rights thing WAY too far.
  8. samofshs
    samofshs
    plus PETA stole El Che's grand daughter from any cause near righteous.
  9. LOLseph Stalin
    LOLseph Stalin
    Here in Canada there was a decapitation on a bus awhile ago. PETA actually used that in an ad campaign against animal slaughtering. That was just sickening that they would twist something like that around.
  10. Mindtoaster
    Mindtoaster
    Because they reflect terribly on the left, making the rest of us look like carebear, middle-class liberals
  11. samofshs
    samofshs
    what mindtoaster said^^^
  12. Revy
    Revy
    "Alot of them try to dictate to you about the evilness of meat. Fuck off and let me eat, you twat!"

    We're sorry that we don't like to see intelligent beings slaughtered. A pig is equivalent to a 3-year old human child, and smarter than a dog. If a pig were furry, cute and cuddly, no doubt it would be a pet at our side and you would be horrified if anyone tried to eat it (as meat eaters are rather hypocritically, when hearing about the eating of cats and dogs in some countries, or the torture and cruelty toward those animals here). What's that line from Orwell's classic? "Animals are all equal, but some are more equal than others"

    "Why do vegans suck? Because meat is yummy! It's like my favorite food group. Fuck all that animal rights crap. Some animals were just meant to be eaten. Besides, we have been eating meat since the beginning of our existance."

    There is a Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man", one of its most beloved and famous, where the extraterrestrials come to our planet to eat us. Why? Because they do not care about the ethics involved, we were animals by their standards. Because we have been eating meat for a long time does not justify it, humans have also engaged in such practices as murder and warmongering for a very long time. "Human nature" also takes a firm role in capitalist arguments.

    "I think its pretty retarded by how they think its wrong to eat meat when so many animals do."

    Humans are not the same as lions. Carnivores can actually catch their food without weapons, and furthermore, HAVE to eat meat because that's how their bodies are built. We on the other hand, closely resemble herbivores in everything, as our ancestors were in fact herbivores, and our health is impeccable on a vegan diet.

    "plus PETA stole El Che's grand daughter from any cause near righteous."

    It is unfortunate that you hold up Che's DNA so high you would covet his granddaughter for a cause. Che's granddaughter is not property so nobody "stole" her.

    "Because they reflect terribly on the left, making the rest of us look like carebear, middle-class liberals"

    Silly untrue generalization. If you think that you look like a carebear, middle class liberal that isn't our problem. Many vegans are radical and revolutionary in character, often attracted to anarchism and socialism for serious reasons. While meat-eaters? Is THAT some kind of revolutionary constituency? You'd think so by comments like this.
  13. Angry Young Man
    Angry Young Man
    3 year olds are thick as shit! You can tell them that the moon's made of cheese and they believe you.

    And hey, we didn't troll your hippy crusty acoustic guitar lentil fest! Nor do we complain of how much of a pain in the arse you are to cook for, sp fuck off!
  14. LOLseph Stalin
    LOLseph Stalin
    I say we can worry about animal rights once our rights are taken care of. Damn Capitalists... Doesn't mean I'm going to give up eating meat though. It tastes good and I'm a picky eater.
  15. Revy
    Revy
    "3 year olds are thick as shit! You can tell them that the moon's made of cheese and they believe you.

    And hey, we didn't troll your hippy crusty acoustic guitar lentil fest! Nor do we complain of how much of a pain in the arse you are to cook for, sp fuck off!"

    Calm down there, you might have a heart attack.

    Just because it's in your little group doesn't mean I can't respond to it. If you have the ability to ban me then fine. "Why do vegans suck"? Well that's an attack. I really do not go around hating on people that eat meat.

    If it were a joke I would not even have posted, but the arguments looked to be serious in nature.

    Good day.
  16. Pirate Utopian
    Pirate Utopian
  17. LeninKobaMao
    LeninKobaMao
    Well I believe in some animal rights like free range chicken but as long as they are healthy and happy while they are alive I have no problem eating there meat.
  18. Angry Young Man
    Angry Young Man
    "3 year olds are thick as shit! You can tell them that the moon's made of cheese and they believe you.

    And hey, we didn't troll your hippy crusty acoustic guitar lentil fest! Nor do we complain of how much of a pain in the arse you are to cook for, sp fuck off!"

    Calm down there, you might have a heart attack.

    Just because it's in your little group doesn't mean I can't respond to it. If you have the ability to ban me then fine. "Why do vegans suck"? Well that's an attack. I really do not go around hating on people that eat meat.

    If it were a joke I would not even have posted, but the arguments looked to be serious in nature.

    Good day.
    Shhh. It's a group called meat eating, of course it's a fucking joke! We don't set up serious dietary solidarity groups!
  19. samofshs
    samofshs
    joking? what is this joking you speak of? i eat vegans for lunchmeat.
  20. Dyslexia! Well I Never!
    Dyslexia! Well I Never!
    Sustained Veganism over generations can damage the human body's ability to digest animal proteins and sugars leading to the early onset of Lactose inteolerances and dairy allergies now show me the non-hypocritical vegan solution to babies that starve because they can't absorb the calories in their mother's milk when the substitutes are animal products.

    We are omnivores, we elvolved from omnivores and unless our DNA gets seriously fucked we shall remain omnivores. Our bodies are set up to digest both animal and plant tissues so we in turn eat both, any argument against it is anti-survival, needlessly unnatural without providing a more efficient alternative and thus pointless apart from a hypocritical moralistic posturing that simply fails to impress any actual need to change anything apart from the fact you listened to it.

    I personally find the idea of a species that can eat the flesh of almost any animal on earth, but can't digest the cellulose in any plant anywhere exclusively eating plants laughably inefficient.

    Also think about what would happen if all humans were Vegan. Millions would starve in arid areas, animal populations would explode, exploitable food resources would be reduced and we'd end up killing the animals anyway to make more space for us to grow food on, the entire earth would become a farm, there would be even less free space causing populations to start to become disapproving of the new reigime but by then 150 years have passed and 80% of the world's population cannot digest meat without digestive suppliments and while this is happening the human race's greatly increased flatulence blows a hole in the ozone layer so large we might have well just saved the time and killed ourselves now by clubbing ourselves to death with frozen legs of lamb...
  21. ChrisK
    ChrisK
    Vegans suck because they say that eating Animals is unethical since they're alive. Then you say "well Chimps eat insects, why can't I eat cows?" They respond with "we have higher reasoning." Which makes them suck because they are admitting that humans evolved in a superior manner.
  22. ChrisK
    ChrisK
    Vegans suck because they still use anti-bacterial hand soap, which kills billions of living beings each and every time its used. Poor poor micro-organisms.
  23. LOLseph Stalin
    LOLseph Stalin
    Vegans suck because they still use anti-bacterial hand soap, which kills billions of living beings each and every time its used. Poor poor micro-organisms.
    Haha. That made my day.
  24. ÑóẊîöʼn
    ÑóẊîöʼn
    Vegans suck because if they had their way, the best foodstuffs would be either banned, ludicrously expensive or otherwise rationed.
  25. Luisrah
    Luisrah
    Vegans suck because they are promoting global warming!

    They eat plants that use carbon dioxide and give us oxygen and let animals live while they do the opposite of plants!
    They want to kill us all!

    But I understand why is it. If every animal dies, no more animals will be eaten by humans nor by other animals, and all the suffering will end.

    Besides, they never care about the plants. Poor animals, but the plants don't matter.
    And they never remember that before us showing up, there were thousands of millions of years of eating each other on Earth.
    It's nature, and when we change nature itself (not our nature) usually things end up bad (global warming)
    We should all fight for peace between animals. They shouldn't eat each other. There's no problem if all the species die because of that unbalance, but no poor animal should die just because someone is hungry.

    Only plants.

    Good thing those guys aren't giving food to the hungry in Africa, or else they'd all die.
  26. VeganLiz
    VeganLiz
    Do you guys really think a person sucks just because they're vegan?

    You know there are a lot of reasons as to why a person would decide to eat a vegan diet.
  27. Jazzratt
    Jazzratt
    Do you guys really think a person sucks just because they're vegan?
    Yes.

    You know there are a lot of reasons as to why a person would decide to eat a vegan diet.
    There are loads of reasons and each one is more inane and misguided than the last.

    Also, what are you doing in this group?
  28. Pirate Utopian
    Pirate Utopian
    Do you guys really think a person sucks just because they're vegan?
    Totally.
  29. Luisrah
    Luisrah
    Do you guys really think a person sucks just because they're vegan?

    You know there are a lot of reasons as to why a person would decide to eat a vegan diet.
    That's like asking us if we really think a person sucks just because he's a fascist.

    There are a lot of reasons as to why a person would decide to be a fascist.
    And all of them are stupid.
  30. CommunityBeliever
    CommunityBeliever
    Besides, they never care about the plants.
    The essential distinguishing factor is intelligence and sentience. When you take a calf from a cow, it will cry for weeks. There is absolutely no evidence of that sort of awareness in brainless organisms such as plants, fungi, and bacteria.

    Sustained Veganism over generations can damage the human body's ability to digest animal proteins and sugars leading to the early onset of Lactose inteolerances and dairy allergies
    No other species in nature drinks the milk of another species, and no other species drinks milk after infancy. It is completely unnatural so it makes sense that people develop an intolerance to it. In fact, most people develop lactose intolerance in adolescence or adulthood because they were meant to give up diary at least after they passed two years old.

    Also our human ancestors went w/o diary for millions of years, and they did just fine.

    We are omnivores, we elvolved from omnivores
    No. The earliest organisms were bacteria and blue-green algae, carnivorousness came along much later. In fact, our recent ape ancestors were herbivores and gorillas still are. Furthermore, Orangutans and Chimpanzees are mostly vegetarian, they only rarely eat insects.

    Our bodies are set up to digest both animal and plant tissues
    Vegans aren't against digestion, lol. There are meat alternatives like Tofurky that you can look into. Additionally, genetically engineered vatfoods should be technologically feasible very soon, and they will offer tastier vegan alternatives to meat products. I am confident that when that technology develops people will look back and say "look at those barbarians, killing cows and pigs for food."

    Also think about what would happen if all humans were Vegan.
    The rest of what you said didn't make much sense.

    Animals are are on a higher trophic level then primary producers such as plants, as such they actually waste huge amounts of energy that comes out as body heat and excrement.

    With global veganism, there would be much more food and water to go around because it would go to humans rather then to livestock, there would be a far smaller animal population because animals wouldn't be stuck into small farm stalls as they are now, and there would be much more land space available as all those livestock farms could be used for something else.

    In fact, there is a significant problem right now with coastal livestock farms. They store large excrement in their stalls, and flooding sometimes brings those feces into the ocean causing HABs and environmental damage. Also some of the toxins that got washed into the ocean gets into fish which can poison the humans that eat those fish. This is just as big of a problem as the oil spills, and global veganism would solve this problem and many others.
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