Bob Hope - :(

[Son of Scargill]

BOB HOPE ‘STILL ALIVE’?
(POSTED 28 07 03) George W Bush is under increasing pressure to release photographs of American comedian Bob Hope amid Iraqi claims that the gagster is ‘still alive and planning to perform in Iraq’. Some have described the demands as sick, but Bush may yet cave in. A Whitehouse aide explained " many ordinary Iraqis do not believe Mr Hope is dead. They are worried this is just a ploy and that he will soon be flown into Baghdad to do some great big morale boosting benefit gig or something. Releasing mortuary pictures of Bob may not be tasteful - but if brings the conflict in Iraq to a swifter conclusion we have to consider it." In a national poll Bob Hope was voted America’s 2nd most famous comedian - one place behind George W Bush.

[Ex Nihilo]

To one of the greatest comedians of the twentieth century: Farwell, and rest in peace.

[Felicia]

Brits must be born funny......

Personally I don't recall him, but I hear he was a hoot.

[Invader Zim]

He lived to ripe old age though, like Che his legacy and spirit will live on.

[Felicia]

SOS,
too funny :biggrin:

[Sabocat]

Bob Hope was never funny. Ever. Thank goodness the prick is dead.

He was a conservative asshole friend of Richard Nixon and a big supporter of the Vietnam war.

[Felicia]

Quote: from Disgustapated on 4:27 pm on July 29, 2003
Bob Hope was never funny. Ever. Thank goodness the prick is dead.

He was a conservative asshole friend of Richard Nixon and a big supporter of the Vietnam war.


well then..... may he burn for eternity in the "hell" that he probably believes in.... :)

[FatFreeMilk]

Yeah, I guess he was really famous or something. I never heard of him until he died. Oh well. It said in the newspaper he was a republican:wacko:

[Loknar]

Originally posted by [email protected] 29 2003, 08:27 PM
Bob Hope was never funny. Ever. Thank goodness the prick is dead.

He was a conservative asshole friend of Richard Nixon and a big supporter of the Vietnam war.
So because of his political stanse he is a prick? You are an asshole. If I could find someone you cared about (who's dead), I'd find their grave and piss on it. You sure are goolish.

[Hampton]

And you will piss on someone's grave because you disagree with him, you're so much better.

[Rastafari]

come on, this isn't what bob would want!

[Sabocat]

Originally posted by Loknar+Jul 31 2003, 08:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Loknar @ Jul 31 2003, 08:24 PM)
[email protected] 29 2003, 08:27 PM
Bob Hope was never funny. Ever. Thank goodness the prick is dead.

He was a conservative asshole friend of Richard Nixon and a big supporter of the Vietnam war.
So because of his political stanse he is a prick? You are an asshole. If I could find someone you cared about (who&#39;s dead), I&#39;d find their grave and piss on it. You sure are goolish. [/b]
Yes....because of his political stance, he was a prick. Just like you. And just like the passing of Hope, I would laugh and rejoice just as freely at the announcement of your death you little fuckwit.

I&#39;m ghoulish (note the correct spelling little boy) because I don&#39;t care about some non-funny ancient vaudevillian? Whatever.

You know what else? I&#39;ll give you the address of the cemeteries that my relatives are all buried in so you can piss on the graves, because they won&#39;t know about it or care and neither do I. It means nothing.

You&#39;ll have to get mommy or daddy to drive you out to the East Coast though. Maybe they could put you on a bus with your money sewn into a handkerchief, and your lunchbox filled with goodies for the ride.




Rastafari....LOL

[Loknar]

oh man...you&#39;re 40 years old? That is very sad. Look, the man died, you may think he was a piece of crap but there are times when you should keep certain comments to your self. And yes, you&#39;re comments can be construed as ghoulish (woo, you corrected my spelling, you&#39;re a big man :rolleyes: ), you take joy in the death of someone who doesn’t happen to share your opinion. So does Communism actually advocate freedom of speech?

[truthaddict11]

I celebrated when Strom Thurman passed away. And good riddence to Bob Hope you piece of shit.

[Sabocat]

Yes, I&#39;ve already said that I take pleasure (joy) that another conservative supporter of imperialism, colonialism, capitalism and anti-communist, piece of filth is dead. Why should I keep my joy to my self? I&#39;m sharing here.

What&#39;s sad about being 40? And with your incredible math skills, it&#39;s 41 (almost 42) btw. Speaking of which, are you even old enough to have seen any of Bob Hope&#39;s pathetically unfunny routines?

Spare me your hypocracy. I&#39;m sure you would&#39;ve been all choked up when Stalin died, or Lenin, or Marx had you been alive then. How about Hillary Clinton? I&#39;m sure she&#39;s the anti-christ to you and your little neo-con friends.

Yes, Communism does advocate free speech.....see above.

[Rastafari]

I think Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, and Tracey Morgan were all funnier, but what do I know?

Especially Lenny Bruce, the man MADE modern commedy what it is today, as well as coined the phrase "T & A"&#33;

[Rastafari]

Originally posted by [email protected] 28 2003, 07:54 PM
Brits must be born funny......

Personally I don&#39;t recall him, but I hear he was a hoot.
Yeah, right. The only funny brits maybe EVER were those of Monty Python. Ever seen PBS? That is some of the unfunniest shit man or beast has ever seen.

Good joke, though, Felicia-Bob Hope would appreciate it ;)

[FAB]

Rott in hell bob

[synthesis]

I disagree with the hypothesis that non-Python Brits are unfunny.

What&#39;s that show on Comedy Central where they run around on the streets of England in giant animal suits and beat each other up?

That one&#39;s great.

[Hampton]

Mr. Bean rules.

[CubanFox]

Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2003, 10:06 PM
Mr. Bean rules.
Amen to that.

[Iron Star]

What&#39;s that show on Comedy Central where they run around on the streets of England in giant animal suits and beat each other up?


Trigger happy TV.

[Rastafari]

Mr. Bean is pretty funny actually.
the other show is Comedy Central&#39;s attempt to cash in on Jackass (even though it probably came 2nd knowing my luck), IMO

[Vinny Rafarino]

Ahhh. Cheers to my good mate comrade disgustapated for speaking the truth. Your slags of that silly prick Loknar were ingenius. they gave us quite a laugh...Especially this portion;


You&#39;ll have to get mommy or daddy to drive you out to the East Coast though. Maybe they could put you on a bus with your money sewn into a handkerchief, and your lunchbox filled with goodies for the ride.



Very nice comrade DP....Very nice indeed.


Lenny Bruce failed to be funny when his entire act revolved around reading his court documants to the audience.

[Invader Zim]

Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2003, 09:54 PM
I disagree with the hypothesis that non-Python Brits are unfunny.

What&#39;s that show on Comedy Central where they run around on the streets of England in giant animal suits and beat each other up?

That one&#39;s great.
Trigger Happy TV?

I prefer "Have I got news for you", "they think its all over", "Never mind the Buzzcocks", etc.

However I have a special place in my heart for "Mr Bean", "Blackadder" and "The Thin Blue Line".

I am also a big fan of Red Dwarf and Porridge etc.

"The Office" and "the Royal Family" also make me laugh.

Infact there is a very large amount of great british comedy.



I am not that keen of US comedy though, then again "Friends" and "Third rock From The Sun" are probably not great examples. But MASH was good, very good.

[elijahcraig]

The guy was a Reaganite, fuck him. I have no respect for this fool.