4th of July Holiday - Yahooo!

[Ghost Writer]

I thought I would ask you communists how you plan to spend the 4th. Will you cuddle up in your Che Guevera blankets and sit around the house watching Enemy at the Gates and old Propaganda films? Or will you get off your lazy asses and show some support for this great country, and the troops that are risking their lifes to bring you your freedom?

Me, I will start my day with a good old fashioned rodeo. Then I will watch one of the greatest fireworks displays my state has to offer, after having barbequed meat and some potatoes on the side. I will wash it down with some all American Macro brew, or maybe some slightly more expensive micro brew. To finish, I will light off roman candles and artillery shells, until the cows come home. For the grand finale, I will go have some all American drunken sex.

Unfortunately, I am far from the Indian Reservation this year. There is a long standing tradition of fireworks wars on the reservations where white men and Indians relive the 1890's by trying to mame each other with bottle rockets, and Blackcats ™.

(Edited by Ghost Writer at 2:27 pm on July 4, 2003)

[Dhul Fiqar]

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[Ghost Writer]

You don't give a shit about such a momentous historical event, such as, the signing of the Declaration of Indepence, and the beginning of the end for all monarchies.

[CubanFox]

Quote: from Ghost Writer on 2:22 pm on July 4, 2003
I thought I would ask you communists how you plan to spend the 4th. Will you cuddle up in your Che Guevera blankets and sit around the house watching Enemy at the Gates and old Propaganda films? Or will you get off your lazy asses and show some support for this great country, and the troops that are risking their lifes to bring you your freedom?

Me, I will start my day with a good old fashioned rodeo. Then I will watch one of the greatest fireworks displays my state has to offer, after having barbequed meat and some potatoes on the side. I will wash it down with some all American Macro brew, or maybe some slightly more expensive micro brew. To finish, I will light off roman candles and artillery shells, until the cows come home. For the grand finale, I will go have some all American drunken sex.

Unfortunately, I am far from the Indian Reservation this year. There is a long standing tradition of fireworks wars on the reservations where white men and Indians relive the 1890's by trying to mame each other with bottle rockets, and Blackcats ™.

(Edited by Ghost Writer at 2:27 pm on July 4, 2003)


Your beer sucks.

and May Day is still cooler.

(Edited by CubanFox at 2:57 pm on July 4, 2003)

[Ghost Writer]

True, many of our macro brews suck, but our micro brews have a taste that can't be beat. I still love the Guiness, though. I can appreciate a good beer from waht ever part of the word it originates in.

[CubanFox]

Quote: from Ghost Writer on 2:56 pm on July 4, 2003
True, many of our macro brews suck, but our micro brews have a taste that can't be beat. I still love the Guiness, though. I can appreciate a good beer from waht ever part of the word it originates in.


And Federation Day is cooler because we got "freedom" without a war. mmm federation.

[Dhul Fiqar]

GW: The point is most of us are lucky enough not to be yanks, so the 4th of July is just another day to make fun of your retarded president and drink our superior beer ;)

--- G.

[Red Comrade]

Ghost Writer, from your first post I can tell you are a redneck.

I hate the United States and am disapointed with the American soldiers for serving imperialism. I hope Bush falls asleep and never wakes up.

[Dhul Fiqar]

God bless truthaddict for this pic! ;)

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[Xprewatik RED]

I'm taking shots of vodka with my good friends, because thats what we feel like doing today...hehe..mmmmm vodka... its July Fourth and is totally black today from clouds and it is thundering like crazy and the wind is amazingly strong, thats a good metaphor for Capitalism black loud and seems to crawl over you when you least expect it.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

over here in Florida it's an amazingly ugly day. Not so great for cooking out and such, but great as always for burning some flags. I just get so overwhelmed with joy when i see an American flag aflame.

[rAW DEaL bILL]

i found this huge ass basically stokpile of american flags today!!! guess what im doing with them??? im pouring zippo fluid in it throwing in canesters of butane and m-80s and lighting them on fire!!! wooooooo!!!!!!!! best time of my life man!!!!! man this is gonna be great!i gotta say the people who wrote and signed the declarartion of independance started out with good intentions but theyre responsible for the most evel miserable exploitative imperialistic country in the world! so fuck them! fuck thier holiday! god im gonna have the time of my life man peace.

[Dhul Fiqar]

Dude, keep 'em and burn one at a time at events and stuff! That's way more fun than watching a box that could be anything burn up :)

--- G.

[Anonymous]

We're going to fire my grandpa's cannons.

(Edited by Dark Capitalist at 8:47 pm on July 4, 2003)

[Liberty Lover]

I'm going to fly an American flag aloft the Sydney harbour bridge.

[Vinny Rafarino]

I got a better idea. I say we dress LL here in a yanquee flag outfit, set him on fire and then throw him off the harbour bridge. Then we can do the same to DC but put a union jack outfit on him.

I just love these holidays.

[sickdiscobiscuit]

how fucking hypocritical this stupid american holiday is. independence day, fuck that shit it means nothing when the newly created independent country goes and colonizes other parts of the world economically, fuck that... if you are gonna be independent and support the ideas of humanism and the enlightenment only cappi bastards said that getting property was good...

fuck the fourth of july as a holiday

[Ghost Writer]

I got a better idea for all of you flag burning gayballs. Why don't you show up to a rodeo, and then start burning them? I think that would be the best statement you could make. After all, shit-kickers didn't get that name for nothing. Kicking a communist is kicking a pile of shit. Get it.

[Dhul Fiqar]

Must be a nice thought to know there is a corner of Texas where borderline retarded inbred slackjaws are willing to resort to violence to uphold your ideas GW. Too bad almost anywhere else in the world an American waving his flag can expect to be used for target practice. At least you have the rodeos, where you can feel real big about your flag without being the ones getting your asses kicked ;)

--- G.

[Xprewatik RED]

Must be a nice thought to know there is a corner of Texas where borderline retarded inbred slackjaws are willing to resort to violence to uphold your ideas GW. Too bad almost anywhere else in the world an American waving his flag can expect to be used for target practice. At least you have the rodeos, where you can feel real big about your flag without being the ones getting your asses kicked

LOL! :D haha
hehe i bet noone at your rodeo dares to show the peace sign in fear of Tex and Bob calling them a Nazi and kicking the ,"pile of shit", out of them which you consider free thinkers to be.

[Ghost Writer]

By the way, I went to the rodeo with a bunch of upper middle class friends, and I do not wear a cowboy hat. No one has ever called me a redneck, but I have been called a yuppie, and republican. How does going to a rodeo make me a redneck? I have been to a football game before, too. Does that also make me a redneck? I enjoy classic cars. Does that make me a redneck? I am educated. How does that fit your stereotype?

[Sabocat]

Quote: from Ghost Writer on 8:16 am on July 6, 2003
By the way, I went to the rodeo with a bunch of upper middle class friends, and I do not wear a cowboy hat. No one has ever called me a redneck, but I have been called a yuppie, and republican. How does going to a rodeo make me a redneck? I have been to a football game before, too. Does that also make me a redneck? I enjoy classic cars. Does that make me a redneck? I am educated. How does that fit your stereotype?


No one ever calls you a redneck, 'cause you live in crackerville usa. Believe me, education or not, if you're going to a rodeo.....you're a redneck.


Most people that don't live in the "fly over" states, consider you all to be rednecks.

[canikickit]

I went to a rodeo once. It was a black rodeo, and we were the only white people there. :)

[Felicia]

ha, sounds like fun, lol :cheesy:
It puts an interesting perspective on things, being a visible minority....