Oh Kapitan my Kapitan - A tribute to Andrey

[anti machine]

We all know kapitan andrey. The exlamation point-loving, quick to anger, Chechnyan nationalist who hates the yankees...but there is a different side to andrey...perhaps a comic side that we have overlooked. Personally I have been touched...tickled rather...by Andrey's opinions on his subjects of expertise. I would like to share my favorites with you now.

This is a tribute to you, Mr. Andrey. A compilation of some of you more memorable quotes. Keep 'em coming!

On grammar…
“Imbargo was activated, because Cuba killed 3 ship-thiefs(or how dos it spells...)!!!”

On reserving people’s birthdays…
“YES!!! This day is MY and CHE's DAY!!!”

On waging war in strange and nonsensical physical positions…
“WHEN WHOLE NATION FIGHTING BACK TO BACK WITH YOU!!!...
Yes, this is it!”

On tenacity, startlingly random convictions, and…
“So! Previous one was been erased!
But I'm here and I want to tell everyone again about this:
DEATH TO CHECHEN-SEPARATISTS-TERRORISTS-NEDOHUMANS-MERCENARIES!!!
PEACE TO THE LOYAL PART OF CHECHEN NATION!!!”

On interesting insults…
“So fuck up, you yankee licker!!!”

On finding kindred spirits…
“falseaddict0...then if I'm mindless, why do you still posting here...are you mindless!? Yea, you too!!!Ha-ha-ha!!! Come to me my mate, now we are mindless friends!!!”

On where we can go from our present locations…
“do us all a favor and GO TO HELL from here!!!”

On assuming the entity of a verb…
“I would be agree!!!”

On felling ourselves…
“We need Second war to fell ourselves secure...but we are still can't…”

On intelligence…
“I will be silent, because I'm an intellegent!!!”

ON clever profane abbreviations…
“FF(FUCKIN' FALSE)!!!”

ON thinking about things…hardly…
“2) 12!?...naa! Think about this hardly!!! 12 MILLONS...you're crazy!”

On comic book characters…
“If you are a superman, spiderman, x-man or ect”


On education, young children comprehending a subject on numerous occasions…
“How many times do I have to tell you, that we aren't imperialists!?!? Even 4 years old kid could already understand it twice!!!”

On empathy for those inhabiting zoos…
“RAM...this is like torture!!! To be caged!!! Everyone looking at us, like we are an animals!!!”

Battle cries…
“Yea! Uaha-ha-ha-ha!!!”

On fortune telling...
“May be I become a revolutioneer and may be you will die in the incident... ...future will show it…”

On metaphysical comparisons with fecal matter…
“Who are you to speak this way!? May be you are a:

1)GOD
2)President
3)All humanlity
4)Piece of shit!!!

I think you are PIECE OF SHIT!!!”

Thank you Kapitan Andrey. And enjoy celebrating yours and Che's day!

[synthesis]

Um, Kapitan Andrey is a Russian Nationalist, not a Chechan Nationalist. He made a name for himself opposing Chechan nationalists, actually.

Or maybe I've just been on a big fucking acid trip this whole time and am completely off.

[Dhul Fiqar]

I think he was being ironic about the Chechen part, but there are some really funny moments in there ;)

--- G.

[Felicia]

*sigh*
hehe, that's why I like him so much :)

[Ghost Writer]

Did you ever see that movie "The Dead Poet's Society"? I thought it was pretty gay.

[Bianconero]

The Kapitan is ok. I think he basically has ok - views except that he's uneducated about various things probably. And his spelling - skills suck, yes, but well it's not his fault I guess.

[Dan Majerle]

I hope that through your post you are not intending to mock Andrey's english and grammer skills. He is not from an english speaking background and if this is what you have tried to do partially if not fully then you sir are a pathetic twit as uncultured as any man. Why don't we make a thread about your trying to speak in Russian then mock you? Bloody pathetic what people can stoop to. So his grammar is not good, nor his english, GET OVER IT. The point of this forum is not to discuss english, it is to debate and since it is an "internationalist forum for Che admirers" i find it pathetic that you make it your purpose to point out foreigners and their honest mistakes. Shame on you.

[anti machine]

haha, dan, it's not his english skills that are so funny. It's his personality, so confrontational and random. I wasn't making fun of his english. iT's the simple things he says, the way in which he expresses his disgust for things, and how excited he gets that cracks me up.

Settle...sorry to make you jump to conclusions. I didn't mean for it to be taken that way.

there are a couple instances where his utilization of the English language is humorous. But I didn't select those to poke fun---It's llike my brazilian friend who was in the bathroom one day when my mom yelled if he was ready to go somewhere. He yelled back "I'm pimping" when he really meant "I'm primping."

Sorry, I find that humorous and not especially negative.

(Edited by anti machine at 7:01 pm on June 14, 2003)

[Urban Rubble]

It's prefectly O.K to make fun of Andrey's shitty English, you know why ? He makes fun of other peoples shitty spelling or grammar skills.

Seriously.

There was a thread a while back where someone was arguing about something with Andrey and he stopped the arguement to make fun of their English and then correct it.

[Eastside Revolt]

Andrey's the shit.

[Felicia]

andrey's funny :)

[Kapitan Andrey]

anti machine...you shouldn't have to start this thread!!!

...I'm not angry on you because of this quotes, but don't do it again!!!

redcanada...FUCK YOU!!! YOU EVEN DON'T KNOW ME, AND YOU STARTING TO INSULT ME!!! YOU MUST BE GAGED!!!
Urban Rubble...Ha-ha-ha!!! I guess I speak english better, than you speak Russian!!!Moron! :biggrin:

Bianconero,felicia,Dan Majerle...Thank you!

[Felicia]

that's so cute though andrey!!! It's borderline adorable!!!! :o

awww :)

[Nobody]

Kapitan Andrey, are you from Russia? I assume so. I say lay off you, you aren't a nazi, you just like four letter words and who doesn't? Anyway happy to see you uncaged, I think you are anyway.
Tchao.

[Felicia]

huh?


even my sister was giggling, andrey :)

[Kapitan Andrey]

LevTrosky...I don't like trotskists...but thank you.

felicia...even my sister was giggling
Make her crying!!! Bua-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!(just kidding :wink: )

[anti machine]

sorry to upset you andrey. I think you're the funniest guy on this whole fucking board and deserve to have your shining moments compiled.


Dude, you're the shit. Rock on you crazy Russian!

[Pete]

#Moderation Mode

You are free andrey!

Moved here (http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/topic.pl?forum=17&topic=2871)