bigbill
11th June 2003, 06:14
You know, I used to live in South Korea for three years. My wife owned a bar over there, and I taught English. Never had a problem with Koreans. Never had a problem with Russians. Never had a problem with Brits. Never had a problem with my fellow Yanks.
Most of my problems came from asshole Canadians. Americans are quite ignorant of how hateful and twisted these frozen little Eskimoes are. They'd come to the bar, get drunk, and right away start with the anti-US bullshit.
"Well, you're an American. Your education system really sucks. Can you name the capitals of all fifty-states. I can. They taught us that in Canada. I bet you can't tell me the gdp of Canada. I bet you can't tell me Canada's population. I bet you can't tell me the capital of Canada." And on and on and on.
After a while, it was like, "Hey! Shut the fuck up already. Nobody can give you statistics on your frozen nation because nobody gives a flying fuck."
Then they would start with the Indians. "Why did you kill all the Indians? Why did your nation commit this unlawful genocide. Are you proud of yourself? Huh, huh, huh?"
I'd say, "Hey, what the fuck happened to your Indians. Didn't you used to have Indians up there? What? They all move to America to escape freezing weather and a crushing tax burden? Are they all working in our casinos now."
It all stems from jealousy. See, there socialist government is falling apart, and people are having a difficult time finding jobs. All the English teacher jobs in Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, and China are pretty much monopolized by Canadians. For a lot of college graduates, it's the only work they can find.
And Canadian women...Well, don't get me started on them. A bunch of fucking femi-nazis always concerned about their rights. In my opinion, the only rights they have are to burn their engineer boots and their toolbelts. You'd be better off dating a construction worker.
Ladies and gentlemen, filthy commies and capitalist pigs, Canada is not meant for humans. The place should be given back to the moose and the racoons. If you're not a Canadian, then thank your lucky stars. If you are...well, better you than me, and my prayers go out to you!
Most of my problems came from asshole Canadians. Americans are quite ignorant of how hateful and twisted these frozen little Eskimoes are. They'd come to the bar, get drunk, and right away start with the anti-US bullshit.
"Well, you're an American. Your education system really sucks. Can you name the capitals of all fifty-states. I can. They taught us that in Canada. I bet you can't tell me the gdp of Canada. I bet you can't tell me Canada's population. I bet you can't tell me the capital of Canada." And on and on and on.
After a while, it was like, "Hey! Shut the fuck up already. Nobody can give you statistics on your frozen nation because nobody gives a flying fuck."
Then they would start with the Indians. "Why did you kill all the Indians? Why did your nation commit this unlawful genocide. Are you proud of yourself? Huh, huh, huh?"
I'd say, "Hey, what the fuck happened to your Indians. Didn't you used to have Indians up there? What? They all move to America to escape freezing weather and a crushing tax burden? Are they all working in our casinos now."
It all stems from jealousy. See, there socialist government is falling apart, and people are having a difficult time finding jobs. All the English teacher jobs in Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, and China are pretty much monopolized by Canadians. For a lot of college graduates, it's the only work they can find.
And Canadian women...Well, don't get me started on them. A bunch of fucking femi-nazis always concerned about their rights. In my opinion, the only rights they have are to burn their engineer boots and their toolbelts. You'd be better off dating a construction worker.
Ladies and gentlemen, filthy commies and capitalist pigs, Canada is not meant for humans. The place should be given back to the moose and the racoons. If you're not a Canadian, then thank your lucky stars. If you are...well, better you than me, and my prayers go out to you!