What would guys you do....

[Anonymous]

...if you met George W. in person and got to shake his hand?

[Dirty Commie]

Only if I had a grenade in my hand.

[El Che]

I`d say "Hi, how are you doing? Have a nice day."

[Hayduke]

Show him a picture of a couple of death civillians in Iraq, and say " Is this what you meant by peace ? "

[Dirty Commie]

Better yet, gas him unconscience and feed him to the people he starves around the world. mwahahaha

[Anonymous]

No, seriously. What would you do/say if you had a chance to sit down and have an actual conversation with the man? I know many here would love to meet Castro (http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/top...m=11&topic=3800 (http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/topic.pl?forum=11&topic=3800)).

(Edited by Dark Capitalist at 2:59 pm on June 6, 2003)

[Pete]

I'd ***** slap him, or spit on my hand and then shake it...sort of like what people do after soccer games with their arch enemy team (in the younger ages).

[RAM]

I would say here is a Pretzel

[Dirty Commie]

Quote: from RAM on 3:00 pm on June 6, 2003
I would say here is a Pretzel

That is the smartest thing I have heard you say ever!

ROFLMAO

[Comrade Mathew]

I would strike him in the face get arrested and killed

[Vinny Rafarino]

Quote: from RAM on 8:00 pm on June 6, 2003
I would say here is a Pretzel


I would Imagine you are referring to the chocolate covered pretzel scene from, I believe it's Mallrats...That's definately funny. If you were not then I'm not sure what to think....besides that you are probably from Pluto RAM.

I believe you all know what I would do in this situation but federal law prohibits me from actually saying it.

Better safe than sorry.

[Iron Star]

Quote: from COMRADE RAF on 8:12 pm on June 6, 2003

Quote: from RAM on 8:00 pm on June 6, 2003
I would say here is a Pretzel


I would Imagine you are referring to the chocolate covered pretzel scene from, I believe it's Mallrats...That's definately funny. If you were not then I'm not sure what to think....besides that you are probably from Pluto RAM.

I believe you all know what I would do in this situation but federal law prohibits me from actually saying it.

Better safe than sorry.


i believe he was referring to the incident where bush chocked on a pretzel while sitting on a couch watching TV in his underwear.

Anyway, i'd probably spit in his face if i ever met the bastard.

(Edited by Iron Star at 8:45 pm on June 6, 2003)

[Loknar]

You guys couild try to harm the president but the Secret Service (I just noticed that it has the same acronym as the Schultzstaffel :) would have you on thr floor bloody.

[Pete]

PEI PIE!!!

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I would pull out my manifesto and start reading it to him, trying to spark some debate. I'd try to convince him to remove the patriot act, I'd try to convince him to pull all military troops from Iraq as well as the rest of the world. I'd try to convince him to repel his tax plans. i'd try to convince him to ignore his oil buddies. I'd try to get him to fire his entire cabinet and hire a bunch of commies. etc. etc. If all of thsi doesn't work, I'd try to kill him, just to prevent him from being re-elected.

[Dirty Commie]

Quote: from Victorcommie on 3:57 pm on June 6, 2003
I would pull out my manifesto and start reading it to him, trying to spark some debate. I'd try to convince him to remove the patriot act, I'd try to convince him to pull all military troops from Iraq as well as the rest of the world. I'd try to convince him to repel his tax plans. i'd try to convince him to ignore his oil buddies. I'd try to get him to fire his entire cabinet and hire a bunch of commies. etc. etc. If all of thsi doesn't work, I'd try to kill him, just to prevent him from being re-elected.

The second you put your hand in your pocket you'de be shot, the SS would claim you were going for a gun.

[Blibblob]

I'd kill him the better way. I'd show him the dancing baby , that should make the homophobe run away, and into a nicely placed dagger sticking out of a tree:biggrin:.

Victorcommie, he isn't intelligent enough to pay attention to you for more than, hmm, 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0001 of a second. Hehe.

And Dirty Commie is right anyways...

Can we just insult him and spit on him?

[Zombie]

I would whisper in his ear: "can your wife suck d*ck as well as your daughter ?"

[BOZG]

I really don't know if I'd be able to resist from attacking him. I would like to start up a debate with him to see if he really has the slightest idea what's going on.

[Dirty Commie]

Quote: from Zombie on 4:19 pm on June 6, 2003
I would whisper in his ear: "can your wife suck d*ck as well as your daughter ?"


That would be good to do :biggrin:

I'd throw a hot cup of coffee on his face, then cry about wasting coffee that some poor person had laboured to grow and harvest, then I'd take his wallet.

[RAM]

Quote: from Dirty Commie on 9:40 pm on June 6, 2003

Quote: from Zombie on 4:19 pm on June 6, 2003
I would whisper in his ear: "can your wife suck d*ck as well as your daughter ?"


ROFLAMO
That would be good to do :biggrin:

I'd throw a hot cup of coffee on his face, then cry about wasting coffee that some poor person had laboured to grow and harvest, then I'd take his wallet.

[Soul Rebel]

I would tell him how he truly is a shame to this country and to the world. I would let him know that he does not represent the people- unless you are white, rich, straight, and male and that he has no right to force is ignorant and dangerous views on the rest of us. I would ask him why he never cared about terrorism before 911, before it happened to the U.S. If he is so concerned how come he keeps giving money to the Colombian government? Why hasnt he helped in trying to stop ETA if he is so concerned? How can you be a true Christian and hate people (gays, the poor, single mothers)? How can he live peacefully and happily knowing that he benefits from the suffering of people everywhere- including in this country. Does he really expect No Child Left Behind to really work? Did he take the poor and minorities into account when he pushed for N.C.L.B? How does he plan to save us after he completely destroys the earth due to his relentless efforts to due away with the endangered species list and environmental laws? If his daughter was raped would she be forced to have the child? Does he feel the killing of abortion doctors is right? I would explain the concept of cultural relativism to him.

I would have a million questions to ask. I would argue with him on everything and ask him how can he be so damn ignorant. I would try to be "civilized" but i would probably lose it and spit on him.

[Zombie]

SenoraChe, it would be like talking to a wall.
Do you honestly believe he'll understand a single word of what you would say!
I'd rather talk politics with my own ass than that old fart.

[Soul Rebel]

Quote: from Zombie on 9:20 pm on June 7, 2003
SenoraChe, it would be like talking to a wall.
Do you honestly believe he'll understand a single word of what you would say!
I'd rather talk politics with my own ass than that old fart.

Oh i know!!! I would be babbeling like a maniac and he would sit there completely stunned and confused. My cat (Luna) probably understands more than he does.

[canikickit]

I'd tell him that I know he's a dishonest asshole.

[RAM]

I would show him film of the war in Iraq with the images of bodies with no head, heads with no brain and just skin, images of hands and feet on the own and the suffering that his war caused!

[commie kg]

I would just shoot him a dirty look, I'm really good at that. He might even have nightmares about it.
I don't even think I could shake his hand, but I sure as hell wouldn't ruin my life by trying to kill him or spit on him or anything.

[redstar2000]

I would lean forward in my judge's chair at the Revolutionary Court for International War Crimes, look Bush straight in the eye, and state in a firm tone of voice, "Have you anything further to say before this Court passes sentence upon you?"

:cool:

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

"Take aim! In your own time! Fire!"

[canikickit]

I would lean forward in my judge's chair at the Revolutionary Court for International War Crimes, look Bush straight in the eye, and state in a firm tone of voice, "Have you anything further to say before this Court passes sentence upon you?"

:biggrin:
Nice.

[CubanFox]

Quote: from redstar2000 on 11:44 pm on June 7, 2003
I would lean forward in my judge's chair at the Revolutionary Court for International War Crimes, look Bush straight in the eye, and state in a firm tone of voice, "Have you anything further to say before this Court passes sentence upon you?"

:cool:


"You have misunderestimated me."

[Sasafrás]

I would gladly shake his hand and then proceed to do capoeira...

(Edited by La Rainbeaux at 7:30 pm on June 7, 2003)

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Quote: from La Rainbeaux on 7:29 pm on June 7, 2003
I would gladly shake his hand and then proceed to do capoeira...

(Edited by La Rainbeaux at 7:30 pm on June 7, 2003)


you do capoeira?! that is so cool!

[Xvall]

I doubt I ever would meet him. If I did, seeing as I doubt the president of the United States would care what a teenage communist has to say, I would probably just tell him to rethink what he is doing. However, I doubt it would affect him at all.

[Urban Rubble]

I'd love to try an debate with him, it would be so fun. I'd televise it so the world could see that a 20 year old commie just made their president look like a moron.

I'd honestly love to hear what his stance on a number of issues are.

[Dirty Commie]

Rather than what I said earlier, I'd kick him in the balls, burn off his eyebrows, and pee in his eyes :biggrin:

[Loknar]

What about having a debate with the president? I bet he could kick your asses :)

[Soul Rebel]

Quote: from Loknar on 4:44 am on June 9, 2003
What about having a debate with the president? I bet he could kick your asses :)

In my earlier post i said i would like to do that, but as Zombie correctly stated- it would be pointless. The guy is an idiot- he would be completely confused and stunned if anyone of us tried to have a debate with him. He cant even think clearly when giving a speech and you think he would be able to debate?

[Loknar]

You dont become president and governor with out knowing how to debate

[Dirty Commie]

Not unless you are rich out the ying yang.

[Soul Rebel]

Quote: from Loknar on 5:59 am on June 9, 2003
You dont become president and governor with out knowing how to debate


In the U.S. you do.

[Loknar]

Oh how did I know that comming? Very orgional post

[IHP]

What's an "orgional"? (j/k :biggrin: )

--IHP

[Nobody]

Would the defendent please rise. This court finds you guilty of [insert lates body court tally] murders. We here by sentence you to 70000000 years of hard labor at a re-education camp. You are dismissed.