Which Dictator are you?

[RAM]

http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

[Dirty Commie]

I'm Stalin! oh the joy!

[Zombie]

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Castro.jpg

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

[Anonymous]

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

[Dirty Commie]

Quote: from Zombie on 4:34 pm on May 30, 2003
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Castro.jpg

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!




Damn you zombie...

[atlanticche]

im Fidel Castro

[chamo]

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Castro.jpg

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

Wickey. My MSN pal got Tony Blair.

[Urban Rubble]

That test is fucking stupid, none of the choices are really appropriate. Like the one about what to do with your enemies, there wasn't a jail option, it was kill them or leave them alone. i got Tony Blair but I wasn't really answering them truthfully.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I'm fidel.

what the fuck are these bastards thinking??!! He did not almost start WWIII, if they're referring to the Cuban missile crisis, it was the US who initiated that scandal by pointing missiles in Turkey ready to be launched at the soviets. They only tried to protect themselves by putting missiles in Cuba, missiles which were later removed, unlike the American ones in Turkey. Bastards!!

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I was observing the various results and noticed that Bush is one answer away from Saddam. LOL

[Felicia]

I gave this test to one of my friends, he got....Mullah Omar ... LOL.... haha, that's so funny!

[Pete]

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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!


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[Felicia]

I took it myself and got Mao...

"You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs! "

[Liberty Lover]

http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/upload/Bush.jpg

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey

(Edited by Liberty Lover at 2:03 am on May 31, 2003)

[synthesis]

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Mao.jpg

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!



DAMMIT! I wanted Ho Chi Minh!

[Anonymous]

No one else got Hitler?

[Nick Yves]

None of us are THAT stupid...

I got mao.

[truthaddict11]

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Blair.jpg



(Edited by truthaddict11 at 9:26 am on May 31, 2003)

[truthaddict11]

i took it again
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Milosevic.jpg

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Stalin.jpg

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Who wants to see my Gulag? :biggrin:

[pilipino ako]

Damn it I took it twice. HA! ...and I got Mao twice as well!!! But the quiz has very slim and naughty choices. GET OUT!!! But nice try though.

[James]

apparently i'm blair....

[CompadreGuerrillera]

haha im Mao!

[CompadreGuerrillera]

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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!


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haha i took it a second time, hoping id get Bush, and tada!

[MAN with a RED face]

well, i got milosevic and dont understand why:_(
...maybe i'll try another one

(Edited by MAN with a RED face at 3:20 am on June 1, 2003)

[Umoja]

I got Mugabe. I was quite proud.

[synthesis]

Quote: from Umoja on 2:20 am on June 1, 2003
I got Mugabe. I was quite proud.Why?

[Invader Zim]

LOL im Stalin... Usually i get Robert Mugabi

[Zombie]

Quote: from MAN with a RED face on 9:18 pm on May 31, 2003
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Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!


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the cut/paste feature isn't working, all i can see is html tags and stuff like that... :confused:

[restrictedfreedom]

Has anyone else got Sadamm?

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

[Vinny Rafarino]

For fuck's sake RAM! Can you please create these useless threads in chit-chat? What the fuck is wrong with you?

This bloke reminds me of all those dumb fraternity kats from college. Always doing inappropriate in the wrong areas. When you need someone's ass kick however, they will usually do it for you just for kicks...So it's good to keep 'em around...

Or maybe he's like Michael Rappaport's character in higher learning....Without all the Nazi nonsense I hope...in this case we definately need to keep him around.

[Zombie]

RAM is caged in OI ;)

[BRIN]

I got sadam 1st time and stalin 2nd time

[Veni Vidi Vici]

OH SHIT...

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

(Edited by Veni Vidi Vici at 11:52 am on June 1, 2003)

[kelvin90701]

Quote: from Veni Vidi Vici on 11:51 am on June 1, 2003
OH SHIT...

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

(Edited by Veni Vidi Vici at 11:52 am on June 1, 2003)


I did not take the test. I am already sure that if I were given the ability to enforce brutal authority on a country that I would loose all sense of humanity. I am sure I would start sending death squads out to collect deviants and challenges to my authority. I am sure I would start stealing money from national banks. I am sure I would lie, steal, and cheat.

It is proven by history that it is human nature to become a monster when you can enforce your will on people.

Bush a dictator? Well see in 2004 when he is up for re-election. Then again in 2008 if he is still there and steps down.

[Pete]

American President, Definition: A prince temporarily elected who welds the most powerful military force in the world. His word is very close to law.

[kelvin90701]

Quote: from CrazyPete on 7:44 pm on June 1, 2003
American President, Definition: A prince temporarily elected who welds the most powerful military force in the world. His word is very close to law.

OK. Partly right: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book...ry&va=president (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=president)

The President can do anything he wants to as long as Congress gives him a budget to do it.

[Pete]

And since congress is currently in his pocket....

[kelvin90701]

Quote: from CrazyPete on 8:00 pm on June 1, 2003
And since congress is currently in his pocket....

In his pocket? The last time I checked he can not even appoint a judge. It takes no budget to appoint a judge.

http://www.genslab.com/scumbuster/archives...es/00000005.htm (http://www.genslab.com/scumbuster/archives/00000005.htm)

opps I mean this one:

http://www.bannerofliberty.com/Action/2-12-2003.1.html

So can Bush do anything he wants? Or can he not do anything he wants?

BTW where did you get the definition?

(Edited by kelvin90701 at 8:24 pm on June 1, 2003)

[Pete]

He can do many things. Such as make gigantic tax cuts and go to war with nations with little or falsified justfication. He and his admin can push through laws that limit the freedoms of which he claims to protect.

Remember no prince ever ruled absolutely.

[Guardia Bolivariano]

YOU ARE FIDEL CASTRO!

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you
almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!