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RAM
23rd May 2003, 21:29
"Do you also reckon that the Second Coming of Jesus plays a part in Israel’s policy on Jerusalem? The Pre-Millennialism view of Revelation 20. The Second Coming of Christ when he well literally reign on earth in Jerusalem becuase before hand things will get progreessibly worse becuase of the Devil will be deciving the nations and weakening the church? (I know that there are Jews in Israel!) "



Holy fuck.

I guess you have to expect this from someone with a goofy football player avatar and the players stats for his quote. Gotta be a midwest guy. You know...bible belt and all....

No I just do Theology!
I am not from the bible belt!
I am not religous!
I just have a knowledge of the bible!

Dirty Commie
23rd May 2003, 21:35
This is possible, the isreali government would have a huge source of income if the messiah came back.(even though I am an atheist I think that this is a logical argument) They would have tourists out the ying-yang is that happened. (again, I know that it can't because there is no deity, only birth, death, and cheese sandwiches everywhere in between)

Blibblob
23rd May 2003, 21:44
If there is a second coming of Jesus, the Catholic Church will fall. I also have a feeling Jerusalem will be wiped out. Yeah... and I'm Deist, so I don't care. What they hell was the real point of this thread?

Dr. Rosenpenis
23rd May 2003, 21:51
cheese sandwiches?

(Edited by Victorcommie at 3:54 pm on May 23, 2003)

Dr. Rosenpenis
23rd May 2003, 21:52
who the hell will be arrogant enough to say "I'm the messiah!" or "he's the messiah!" and who will be ignorant and stupid enough to belive him. the catholic church will not fall, the pope will probably deny that the 'messiah' is the real messiah(LOL!!!)

Urban Rubble
23rd May 2003, 22:47
Fuck the pope.

Invader Zim
23rd May 2003, 23:24
Quote: from Urban Rubble on 10:47 pm on May 23, 2003
Fuck the pope.

Urr the guys like half dead... It would be like one step away from necrophilia!

But the popes as about as useful as his dick....

Blibblob
23rd May 2003, 23:30
Ok, I was following along(hypothetically) that it would be the REAL Jesus. Supposidly he'd show through miracles and shit that he is, and the extorting Catholic church will fall! Sheesh...

Sabocat
24th May 2003, 19:28
Whew....glad to hear you're not religious but man, I went to a Catholic High School and went through all the required religious study (have read the bible), and I never recall reading that paragraph.

You're post looked frighteningly like what I would expect from a Mid-Western U$ bible belter. It scared me. ;)

Thank goodness through all the theological brainwashing I went through I still was able to stay a devout atheist!

I seriously doubt that this is the specific issue with Israel hanging on to Jerusalem for, but who knows? My thought is that it's just the proverbial "line in the sand". I do however understand what it means to both sides theologically.