Poor little Nicky needs more pennies (even tho he is personally loaded)

[Holden Caulfield]

As comedy goes you can't get funnier than this begging letter to raise cash for Griffins latest master stunt 'The Truth Truck' that is being emailed around to BNP members. We at Antifa wonder how long this new venture lasts before said 'Truth Truck' goes up in a puff of smoke!


Dear Friend,

I hope you’ll be as excited as I am to learn that - at last - it’s on the road, the UK’s first ever nationalist ‘Truth Truck.’

Can you imagine it? Millions of people will now be exposed to our patriotic message. Have you ever known of such a fantastic result in the British nationalist struggle before?

All this has been made possible because of you and people like you who, through their fantastic donations, allowed me to make this project a reality. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, and thanks for showing your confidence in The British National Party.

For once, we have the advantage.

It is a great achievement to have this powerful publicity tool, but we must make full use of it. It’s not often that British nationalists get ahead of the game - but this ‘Truth Truck’ has so much vote catching potential, we must utilize it to its full effect.

Now that the ‘Truth Truck’, its lighting and sound system, insurance etc. are all fully paid for, we must build up a ‘fighting fund’ to keep it on the road.

That’s why I am inviting you to play an integral part in this project. You see, there will be ongoing costs with this fantastic initiative. Although we have kept costs down, it still requires money to run the truck. Over the next 3 months, I want to launch a nationwide ‘Truth Tour’ in order to spread the British National Party message to every part of this country.

Let’s show the British people that they’re not alone.

To keep costs to a minimum, I have organized a friend to do most of the driving this summer, but we will need modest support to train other drivers in several regions. And of course - for on the road incidentals, food & subsistence, parking, tolls and fuel etc.

I am so excited by this project and I know that you are too, so let’s all pull together to make sure 2008 is the year that the British National Party finally breaks free from the media straight jacket that has hampered our growth for years.

Any contribution to running costs will be most appreciated. Your support will greatly encourage and strengthen me in this patriotic crusade to destroy the lies of the Marxist media and stand as a witness for the truth, democracy and our great British heritage.

Don’t miss this unique opportunity.

I want you to be part of this with me. This is an exciting, new and bold project and I really want you to get behind me on this. We have all waited such a long time to break the chains of media bias and discrimination against our people - and now that we have smashed their grip, it’s up to us to press on to victory!

Our people and nation are perishing ... we need to act now!!

Well, now that we have taken the lead, it is essential that we go forward boldly with our heart-changing message of defiance and hope. I believe this project will change the hearts and minds of thousands of ordinary men and women who have been poisoned by years of media lies. The truth always wins through and - at last - we have the means to show the plain and simple truth to millions.

When you give to this amazing project, it will be like you are sitting in the lorry cab with me as I travel the length and breadth of this country. You will be shoulder to shoulder with me as we spread our message of hope with the ‘Truth Truck’.

You may not know the names of all the people who will be given hope by our actions, but they will carry thanks In their hearts for your generosity and patriotism for the rest of their lives.

Nick Griffin, Chairman, BNP.

[Sasha]

going up in a puff of smoke? great idea but not realy orginal... maybe this manual wil be of some help to to find an more elegant solution ;-)

Sabotage Handbook
Volume 1 - Getting Started

1. INTRODUCTION (http://sabotage.org/handbook/introduction.html)


2. TOOLS OF THE TRADE (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl1sc02.htm)

2.1 What do you need tools for?
2.2 How to organise your tools
2.3 The basic toolkit
2.3.1 Cutters
2.3.2 Spanners/wrenches & pliers
2.3.3 Screw drivers
2.3.4 Drills
2.3.5 Saws
2.3.6 Chisels
2.3.7 Hammers/bars
2.3.8 Specialised tools - jacks, taps, staple-guns etc.
2.3.9 Glue/abrasives, paints and chemicals
2.4 Ropes and ladders
2.5 Preparing/storing your tools
2.6 Health and safety
3. PLANNING A HIT (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl1sc03.htm)


3.1 Coordination vs. mindless vandalism
3.2 Selecting a site
3.2.1 'Viable targets'
3.2.2 Collective or individual operations
3.2.3 One-off or attrition hits
3.3 Reconnaissance
3.3.1 Maps
3.3.2 Photographs
3.3.3 Activity schedules
3.3.4 Security details
3.4 Planning
3.4.1 Access/escape
3.4.2 Staffing/security
3.4.3 Equipment
3.4.4 Entry
3.4.5 Workplan and timing
3.4.6 Special considerations
3.5 Execution
3.5.1 Conceptualisation
3.5.2 Feasibility study
3.5.3 Reconnaissance
3.5.4 Mapping out your workplan
3.5.5 Getting there
3.5.6 Commitment point
3.5.7 Working
3.5.8 When things go wrong
3.5.9 Leaving
3.5.10 Afterwards
3.6 Alibis
3.7 Return visits

4. PRECAUTIONS (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl1sc04.htm)


4.1 Identification
4.2 Paper trails
4.3 Eyewitnesses
4.4 Fingerprints
4.5 Biological tracing
4.6 Forensics
4.7 Records/information
4.8 Tip-offs and cold-calls
4.9 Hit planning and modus operandi

5. INTELLIGENCE (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl1sc05.htm)


5.1 Anti-surveillance measures
5.1.1 Your phone
5.1.2 Your mail
5.1.3 Your home
5.1.4 Your information
5.2 Basic surveillance equipment
5.2.1 Bugs
5.2.2 Phone taps
5.2.3 Audio/recording devices
5.2.4 Video/photographs
5.3 Rubbish sorting
5.4 Phone/fax/mail
5.5 Social engineering
5.5.1 Impersonation
5.5.2 Forgery
5.5.3 Harassment
5.6 Computers
6. CONCLUSION VOLUME 1. (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl1sc06.htm)


7. TOOLING CHECKLIST (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl1sc07.htm)

Sabotage Handbook
Volume 2 - Technical Sabotage

2. BASIC MECHANICAL SYSTEMS (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc02.htm)

2.1 The basic elements of mechanical systems
2.2 Power sources
2.3 Power conduits
2.4 Power sinks
2.5 Regulation
2.6 Lubrication
3. ENGINE BASED SYSTEMS (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc03.htm)


3.1 The internal combustion engine
3.2 Petrol engines
3.3 Diesel engines
3.4 Gas engines
3.5 Basic sabotage of engine systems
4. MOTOR BASED SYSTEMS (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc04.htm)


4.1 Types of electric motor
4.2 DC, AC and 3-phase motors
4.3 Generators
4.4 Basic sabotage of electric motors
5. PNEUMATICS (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc05.htm)


5.1 Pneumatic systems
5.2 Compressors
5.3 Air lines
5.4 Cylinders and motors
5.5 Tyres and balloons
5.6 Basic sabotage of pneumatic systems
6. HYDRAULICS (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc06.htm)


6.1 Hydraulic systems
6.2 Hydraulic pumps
6.3 Valves and switches
6.4 Pipes
6.5 Rams
6.6 Sump and fluid
6.7 Basic sabotage of hydraulic systems
7. SWITCHGEAR AND INSTRUMENTATION (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc07.htm)

7.1 Controls/switchgear
7.2 Mechanical controls
7.3 Electronic controls/instrumentation
7.4 Computer systems
7.5 Basic sabotage of instrumentation and switchgear
8. VEHICLES (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc08.htm)


8.1 Cars, lorries and construction plant
8.2 General sabotage options
8.3 Engine and fuel systems
8.4 Brakes and hydraulic systems
8.5 Electrical systems
9. SPECIALIST HITS (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc09.htm)


9.1 Construction equipment
9.2 Quarry equipment
9.3 Farm machinery
9.4 Pipelines and transmission lines
9.5 Commercial premises
9.6 High security compounds
9.7 Marine targets
10. ADVANCED TECHNIQUES (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc10.htm)


10.1 Introduction
10.2 Concrete
10.3 Soldering/braising and welding
11. HEALTH AND SAFETY (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc11.htm)

12. CONCLUSION (http://sabotage.org/handbook/vl2sc12.htm)


thanx to: http://sabotage.org/handbook/ :thumbup: :laugh:

[K.Bullstreet]

:thumbup: My first thoughts.