hazard
22nd April 2003, 03:34
A "friend" had created a hockey simulator after he finished university some years back. In his message board, I posted this mesage in february of 2002. After posting it, he banned me from his ridiculous game. He never told me why, but clearly it had something to do with this post. Can somebody tell me what, specifically, about it he might have had a problem with?
ORIGINAL POST
I would like to voice not my support for the Canadian hockey team, who embarrassed their capitalist pig counterparts in a blow out of a gold medal game, but instead insult the state that hosted the last winter games. Utah. It's tough for a person like me to even make mention of this state without sniggering. What a joke.
This brings me back to a NCAA game I was watching years ago. The Utah team, henceforth refereed to as UMM(Utah Mormon Missionaries), were suffering a defeat not unlike that which the capitalist pig americans suffered not even two nights ago. While the Wolverine squad from Michigan fielded a suitable basketball squad of tall, fast, skilled players, the UMM seemed to prefer to play short, slow, skilless skin heads. Thus the birth of this acronym. Whats even worse was that the entire team was white. The coach, all players in the game, on the bench and on the sidelines, white as snow. The game, played in (snigger) Utah, was filled with a white only crowd of prayerful mormons. This state is perhaps one of the most backward areas not only in the US, but also in the entire world. It sucks. I knew it then, and I want all of you to know it now.
Maybe they're simply anti-black. I'm sure many of the PHL owners can understand a limited form of racism like this. But this is not true. One could clearly see in the opening ceremonies of the Olympics that Utah is suffering from a much more serious problem than selective racism. Recalling now the abbreviated history of the US that encompassed the vast majority of this ceremony, it is clear that the Utah Mormons have an interesting and highly inaccurate concept of not just religion, but history as well. This Mormon history lesson began with a brief and insulting tribute to the Native Americans, who did nothing but huddle over simulated campfires and smoke tobacco. So much for 40'000 plus years of continental dominance. The colonial American component of this lesson that followed went on, and on and on. These early Americans joyously danced and sang, clearly at the expense of the Native Americans who were simply swept off of the stage. Now it is clear that Utah(snigger) is a racist state, perhaps the most racist state on the entire planet.
Does anyone here think I have a point? I don't. I just don't like Utah(snigger). I also don't like Mormons. I don't mind the US, unless those capitalist pigs are fielding a hockey team against me and my brothers. I don't like the coach of that team, who clearly had no concept of the game of hockey. Can you believe that he actually thought the sport was a game of possession? I am still splitting my sides over that one. What kind of a fool would take a zone of control game, like hockey, and compare it to the likes of all other american sports. First off, its not an american sport. Why he'd attempt and make it one is typical american BS. Second off, even if it were an american sport, it has about a million fundamental differences with all of the other american sports. Like the surface. Like the instruments constantly and necessarily in use. Like the line changes. And most of all, like the zones. Third off, it is played globally unlike any american sport. Anyone in europe play baseball? Who the hell plays football outside of North America? With these obvious differences in the sport types, it is clear that there are at least a million minute differences. A million. As for the issue of possession, a true idiot would think that hockey was a game that had this principle as a centrifugal one. A true moron would share this thought with others. But in the case of the american coach, in typical mormon moronic fashion, regardless of his religious creed, a true retard would share this idiotic belief with the entire world. Hey piggy, go make someone else rich but keep your mouth shut. You may have freedom of speech, but the more you speak the more I think such freedom should be revoked in the case of idiocy. What an idiot.
As for the UMM, they can go to hell. The american coach can too. Hell, all of that backward state can go to hell too for all I care. I'm just glad my team won. I'd hate to think what I would have had to say if they lost. Canada rules.
Thats it. Let me know.
(Edited by hazard at 3:36 pm on April 22, 2003)
ORIGINAL POST
I would like to voice not my support for the Canadian hockey team, who embarrassed their capitalist pig counterparts in a blow out of a gold medal game, but instead insult the state that hosted the last winter games. Utah. It's tough for a person like me to even make mention of this state without sniggering. What a joke.
This brings me back to a NCAA game I was watching years ago. The Utah team, henceforth refereed to as UMM(Utah Mormon Missionaries), were suffering a defeat not unlike that which the capitalist pig americans suffered not even two nights ago. While the Wolverine squad from Michigan fielded a suitable basketball squad of tall, fast, skilled players, the UMM seemed to prefer to play short, slow, skilless skin heads. Thus the birth of this acronym. Whats even worse was that the entire team was white. The coach, all players in the game, on the bench and on the sidelines, white as snow. The game, played in (snigger) Utah, was filled with a white only crowd of prayerful mormons. This state is perhaps one of the most backward areas not only in the US, but also in the entire world. It sucks. I knew it then, and I want all of you to know it now.
Maybe they're simply anti-black. I'm sure many of the PHL owners can understand a limited form of racism like this. But this is not true. One could clearly see in the opening ceremonies of the Olympics that Utah is suffering from a much more serious problem than selective racism. Recalling now the abbreviated history of the US that encompassed the vast majority of this ceremony, it is clear that the Utah Mormons have an interesting and highly inaccurate concept of not just religion, but history as well. This Mormon history lesson began with a brief and insulting tribute to the Native Americans, who did nothing but huddle over simulated campfires and smoke tobacco. So much for 40'000 plus years of continental dominance. The colonial American component of this lesson that followed went on, and on and on. These early Americans joyously danced and sang, clearly at the expense of the Native Americans who were simply swept off of the stage. Now it is clear that Utah(snigger) is a racist state, perhaps the most racist state on the entire planet.
Does anyone here think I have a point? I don't. I just don't like Utah(snigger). I also don't like Mormons. I don't mind the US, unless those capitalist pigs are fielding a hockey team against me and my brothers. I don't like the coach of that team, who clearly had no concept of the game of hockey. Can you believe that he actually thought the sport was a game of possession? I am still splitting my sides over that one. What kind of a fool would take a zone of control game, like hockey, and compare it to the likes of all other american sports. First off, its not an american sport. Why he'd attempt and make it one is typical american BS. Second off, even if it were an american sport, it has about a million fundamental differences with all of the other american sports. Like the surface. Like the instruments constantly and necessarily in use. Like the line changes. And most of all, like the zones. Third off, it is played globally unlike any american sport. Anyone in europe play baseball? Who the hell plays football outside of North America? With these obvious differences in the sport types, it is clear that there are at least a million minute differences. A million. As for the issue of possession, a true idiot would think that hockey was a game that had this principle as a centrifugal one. A true moron would share this thought with others. But in the case of the american coach, in typical mormon moronic fashion, regardless of his religious creed, a true retard would share this idiotic belief with the entire world. Hey piggy, go make someone else rich but keep your mouth shut. You may have freedom of speech, but the more you speak the more I think such freedom should be revoked in the case of idiocy. What an idiot.
As for the UMM, they can go to hell. The american coach can too. Hell, all of that backward state can go to hell too for all I care. I'm just glad my team won. I'd hate to think what I would have had to say if they lost. Canada rules.
Thats it. Let me know.
(Edited by hazard at 3:36 pm on April 22, 2003)