Movie about POW Jessica Lynch - whoa

[Zombie]

"NBC television said Thursday it was starting work on a script about the 19-year-old POW, who has become the most human American face of both the heroism and horror of the Iraq war.

Like the rest of America, we shared in the collective thrill of witnessing the heroic and dramatic rescue of Pfc. Jessica Lynch. Her inspiring story is one that provides a message of hope despite great odds," the network said in a statement. "

Cnn link (http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/lynch.movie.reut/index.html)

What the fuck is the point in making such a retard movie, if not to gain more cash from the ongoing invasion, and push the propaganda further down peoples' throats?

Z.

[Bodacious]

We like flicks with chicks in them ,what you gay or something?

[hazard]

I heard, no lie, that the JEssica Lynch story was scriipted BEFORE the war. her story is so obviously bullshit it aint even funny. notice how she wasn't abused in any ways that would PREVENT enlistment? no, she was smacked around and shot, not raped or anything else nasty. and of course, the brave american seals or whatever had her out in a matter of days. BULLSHIT! hear the part as she was getting captured where she kept shooting until she ran out of bullets, as if the iraqi's were nothing but clay pigeons? COME ON! the whole thing is just so fucking idiotic.



(Edited by hazard at 6:26 pm on April 12, 2003)

[hazard]

butacious:

yeah, call him a pinko! PINKO!
fucking facist.

[Zombie]

"what you gay or something? "

what the hell?

[redstar2000]

starring Brittney Spears as Jessica

with Madonna as "Mom"

One more reason to be glad I don't own a dummyvision set.

:cool:

(Edited by redstar2000 at 12:41 am on April 12, 2003)

[lostsoul]

Quote: from Bodacious on 4:52 am on April 12, 2003
We like flicks with chicks in them ,what you gay or something?


i enjoy movies where the bad guys die...therfore i will not watch that movie.

[weepingbuddha]

yeah, the idea of a movie about jessica lynch is absolutely disgusting. nothing could be more blatently bias nor could anything be as obviously propagandist. the war has become so saturated in the media i could almost puke--it has come to the point at which capitalism becomes pathetic; when people attempt to make profits off of the suffering of others. ridiculous. and to bodacious--i pray and hail to god not for the election of that fool in office, but for the eventual destruction of the ignorance that can be found in comments like your signature. give questioning a shot--maybe your george dubya isn't as great as he seems.

[The Sniper]

Hmmm who do u think whould play Saddam?

[Invader Zim]

Kevin Spacy the ultimate bad guy...

Actually no for some reason the USA likes to make people from the UK bad guys.

James Bond Golden Eye: Sean Bean
James Bond... Cant remeber which one But its got Pierrs Brosnon as Bond and that guy from Trainspotting as the bad guy.
Die Hard 1: Alan Rickman
Die Hard 3: Jeremy Irons

Christopher Lee always plays the bad guy every time.

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[Dhul Fiqar]

I'm delighted, because of the inevitable porno-spoof version that is to follow!

Think of the possibilities:

"Republican Guard Orgy 4"

"Operation: Iraqi Fuckfest"

"Camel Jockey Gangbang: The Jessica Lynch Story"

--- G.

[Zombie]

Who do you think should play her part?
I'm thinking Jenna J.
mmm yes porno-spoof i can't wait mwhahahaha
:)

Z.

[Hodgo]

Dhul and Zombie, I like your thinking.

I reckon they should get Ron Jeremy to play Saddam, since he bears a striking resemblence, or would if he shaved his mullet.

[Dhul Fiqar]

ROFLMAO, that's a great idea!

Ron Jeremy is definitely going to have to play Saddam. I think Rocco should be his son Uday!

As for Jenna, as much as I love her, that scrawny little thing didn't look much like her. We need a confused 16 year old with a fake ID, a la Traci Lords :biggrin:

--- G.

[Mr Akbar]

you are not to be making this people the fun, i think

[Zombie]

?

[Dhul Fiqar]

ROFLMFAO

Welcome back Akbar ;)

[suffianr]

Holy the shit! You are here again! Welcome back. Here, the please, have a pancake. :cheesy:

[Invader Zim]

whos MR akbar???

Mr Akbar who are you?

[Zombie]

Quote: from Dhul Fiqar on 10:35 am on April 12, 2003
ROFLMFAO

Welcome back Akbar ;)

errr... he's got 3 posts.. isn't he new? Welcome back??

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[hawarameen]

new name?

akbar like the pancake

there are an endless possible number of films that could come out of this war.

[hazard]

an endless number of films?

so far, there has only been one film on GW I, and that one was a comedy(3 kings). unless I'm missing something, less happened in this war than the last one. except for jessica lynch(even her name has racial undertones) and we all know that her story, even if true, is nothing more than a propaganda tool to be used for recruitment

[Dhul Fiqar]

Actually that was just a brief resurrection of an old friend, courtesy of a lot of alcohol and some nostalgia. When I found the pic I just couldn't resist, looks like him doesn't it? ;)

Anyway, I want an endless number of monkeys watching an endless number of films...

[hazard]

thats pretty funny dhul. but what would be the purpose? the idea of a million monkeys on a million type writers will eventually write a classic. but an endless number? that would create an infinate number of classics. I get the premise of the watching films, tho. a never ending series of mindless products of propaganda. or something to that effect.

[Dhul Fiqar]

Well, if the number is infinite the time it takes them to complete a task is greatly reduced. I'm not waiting around a million years for some monkey to write me a classic ;)

As for the movies, well, that's just to help them unwind at the end of a busy day of typing :biggrin:

--- G.

[Anarcho]

Hey hazard, you care to provide a cite for that allegation?


Because if you can't, that may be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard on this board, and that's going pretty far.

Do you think the family, or her, would want it being blabbed on CNN that she was raped and sexually assaulted? I know I wouldn't want that going out if it were my daughter.

But I would bet real cash money that she was raped, and beaten.

As for shooting until running out of bullets..... so what, when the feds come for you, you're just going to drop the gun and surrender?

[Dhul Fiqar]

I'd say it's a real possibility she was raped, but as with the Jessica Smart case it's not really in good taste to talk about it in the media.

--- G.