On a lighter side of things...

[Chiak47]

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One United States Marine is better than ten Iraqis!"

The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqis!"

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The American voice calls out again "One United States Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!"

The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Chiak, your competitive attitude and arrogance sickens me.

[lostsoul]

that joke sucks...like your dad when he went to prision.

here's a hype joke:
I WENT TO Chiak47 MOM'S HOUSE LAST NIGHT AND ASKED HER WHAT'S FOR DINNER....SHE SPREAD HER LEGS AND SAID "CRABS"

or one more

I WENT TO Chiak47 MOM'S HOUSE LAST NIGHT AND ASKED HER WHAT'S FOR DINNER....SHE PUT HER FOOT ON THE TABLE AND SAID "CORN".

[kelvin90701]

Quote: from Victorcommie on 3:32 am on April 10, 2003
Chiak, your competitive attitude and arrogance sickens me.


Welcome to the real world. Competition is everywhere and all aspects of life, even in communist societies.

[Chiak47]

*yawn*
As much as I would love to sit and play highschool- I must now ignore lostbrain.

Thanks,
Halliburton

[lostsoul]

Quote: from Chiak47 on 3:42 am on April 10, 2003
*yawn*
As much as I would love to sit and play highschool- I must now ignore lostbrain.

Thanks,
Halliburton


your breaking my heart *sniff sniff*

[Chiak47]

Kelvin,

Those days when the May Day parades went though Moscow proper were sure competitive.


Ohh wait was the USSR commie?Or are the REDS distancing themselves from USSR like they do from red china?
Thanks,
GM

[Chiak47]

http://www.clarionledger.com/news/editorial/ramsey/030404l.gif

[lostsoul]

this is getting immature, so i'll stop....after this.
Here's a picture of Chiak47
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images.2003040713/up-men-00286.jpg

i saw this picture and thought of you first..

[Chiak47]

HOLY SHIT...

[Chiak47]

http://uglypeople.com/uglycouples/section.images.2003040713/up-couples-00008.jpg

My wife and I...Is she not cute?
LOL

[lostsoul]

http://stileproject.com/scary031.jpg

actually that is more like your wife/sister/mom.

your inbreeding family doesn't trust stangers, so your mom plays all 3 roles for you.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Chiak47]

Red,

X

Thanks,
Yep nice

[Anti communist]

Lostsoul, those weren't nice things to say about Chiak's mom. And what the hell are you doing posting my picture??!!! Where did you get it????

Chiak, that's an all time favorite joke of mine. I first heard it like 7 yrs ago. It's the type of jike where you say either it's really good or it's really bad. Everyone that heard it at the same time I did thought it was awefull and I loved it.

Hey, your wife woudn't happen to have an identical twin would she? She's smoking dude!!!!

[Chiak47]

Anti,

My mom does not mind-she's dead.

My wife IS hot..In a commie country would she would be one for all?

AS for the joke....I just heard it.But I also heard it was told in WW2 and up so it's a oldie but a goodie

Thanks,
Who's the bleeding heart now?

[Chiak47]

http://www.deadarab.us/pictures/doduty.jpg

[Bodacious]

roflmao , good one Chiak.

[Charred Phoenix]

"DeadArab.com" - Ah, yes, that sounds very democratic! Oh wait, that's not the word, what is it again? Oh yes, RACIST.

[onepunchmachinegun]

... This whole topic is getting very stupid...

Oh, what's that? I just gotta go... I think I left something in the oven. Wouldn't want to get those commie cookies burned. Their my favorite!

[Dhul Fiqar]

http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/upload/you.jpg

[Boris Moskovitz]

Since you people are doing this, I'll do the same. Chiak, I wish you could be one of the people who died a horrible death in the Holocaust. Oh well... Here is a share of the stupidity.

http://www.politicalstrikes.com/.images/strikes641.jpg

http://www.politicalstrikes.com/.images/strikes649.jpg

http://www.politicalstrikes.com/.images/ps705c.jpg

Bah! That's enough

[Bodacious]

I see Dhul the thread locker has a eye for Eric Estrada ! Roflmao. Jungle Love Commie Style.

[Chiak47]

Holy fag...

[hawarameen]

i have to say, as jokes go i founf the original one funny, i also found the first picture of chaik very funny

[Charred Phoenix]

Well it's good that the left is setting a good example by consisting of homophobic pricks isn't it? >: (

[Chiak47]

hypocrites...really...
I have a problem with fags cause they rape and steal kids.Plus there dirty lifestyle really makes me sick...

I was in SF last year and my stomach turned.
Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve...BLAH

http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/images/smilies/barf.gif

[Blibblob]

AHH, are you a homofobic! Then you might have some problems...(its the capitalist thing now man)

[Charred Phoenix]

AHH, are you a homofobic! Then you might have some problems...(its the capitalist thing now man)


Me??? No, I was protesting Dhul's decision to use the word "fag" it's a homophobic term, hence, he is a homophobe and I hate every homophobe on this planet.



I have a problem with fags cause they rape and steal kids.Plus there dirty lifestyle really makes me sick...


You dumb shit, they don't rape kids, and they don't rape adults any more than straight people do. AND WHAT FUCKING DIRTY LIFESTYLE??? Stupid homophobic dirtbag.

[Chiak47]

http://cagle.slate.msn.com//scandal/scandalgifs/cagle1.gif

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Hmmm..... dogs sniffing each other's butts... nothing new there.
oh well.

[Dhul Fiqar]

LOL, I did not make that pic, it's being going around the net for a long time.

If you think I'm homophobic, you have very little clue about my life (i.e. you don't know me very well), for one thing I was raised by a gay mother ;)

As a result I am slightly motherphobic, but not homophobic ;)

--- G.

[Dhul Fiqar]

Oh, and Chiak, despite eevrything, you have a GREAT looking ass *rawwr* ;)

[Charred Phoenix]

Then you shouldn't post things that make you look homophobic.