Don't stop at the Freedom Fries - How to show your true stup

[Dhul Fiqar]

We all know that to be loyal to our beloved jr. shrubbery in the Whitehouse we have to stop saying "french toast", "french fries", "french kiss", etc. It's "Freedom Toast", "Freedom Fries", "The Kiss of Freedom" (I added that last one because I like it).

I'd like to suggest a few more for those of you high on patriotism and low on intelligence:

Frankfurters are now known as "New Yorkers"

Russian Roulette is now known as "Communism Sucks Roulette"

Chinese Water Torture ™ is now known as "Water Torture of Freedom ™"

Pekkinese and Daschunds will now be known as "Liberty Hounds" and French Poodles are of course "Freedom Poodles".

The armpits of the Statue of Liberty will be shaved to hide her French identity.

Chinese Checkers are now known as "Democracy Checkers"

Cuban Cigars are now known as "Guantanamo Stogies"

[chamo]

The armpits of the Statue of Liberty will be shaved to hide her French identity.

LOL :biggrin:

I found it hilarous when some American said "Wow, will you look at the Statue of Liberty? What a great feat of US architecture and freedom."

[Felicia]

hahaha, I hope that they give up canadian beer.....more for us......and everyone here ;) :biggrin:

[antieverything]

Exactly, why don't they just give back the statue of liberty?

[Hampton]

Exactly, why don't they just give back the statue of liberty?

You asked for it http://www.giveitback.net/

[RedCeltic]

Reading through that petition makes my want to puke... or maybe move to Paris!

[Felicia]

That's just disgusting.....

[Anonymous]

Now that is stupid.

[hawarameen]

all in agreement???

stop the press this has to be a first

[antieverything]

Wow...the guy has some sense, he's just misguided. Libertarian Imperialist? What is that?

[Ghost Writer]

Although I like freedom fries, I would not support giving back the statue of liberty. It was a gift to us by the French when they were actually okay. A Republican Congresswoman has initiated a Bill to bring the servicemen buried in France back home. As these are important parts of history, we should not move to erase our historic ties to France, even if our current relationship is strained.

[Pete]

That was a rather unexpected, but welcome, reply.

[Ghost Writer]

Clearly, I am a person who appreciates the value of history. This is evident in most of my work. Why would you find this surprising?

[Anonymous]

Here's where I stand on some of the issues.

I'm Pro-drug legalization, pro-choice(partially), pro-home schooling, anti-gun control, anti-welfare, anti-government regulation of business, anti-minimum wage, pro-free trade, pro-property rights.

About the only business the government would have with the economy would be to sustain a large military (through a relatively low income tax) so as to secure the property rights of businessess in other countries. Treaties, alliances, and other such actions would also be welcome as long as they help promote economic and cultural hegemony.

[Mazdak]

Pro Drug legalization. .. . i thought at least the capitalists would be against this. . .

[man in the red suit]

yeah and what about pro-choice? You're a fascist, shouldn't you be a crusader for fetal life?

[Pete]

Making drugs illegal is just discrimating against certain trading products.

[man in the red suit]

Quote: from CrazyPete on 2:22 am on Mar. 20, 2003
Making drugs illegal is just discrimating against certain trading products.

lol and so is pro-choice right? shouldn't evil capitalist be pro-life? he needs a large generation of consumers for hisnew line of consumer products right?

[Anonymous]

Partially. I only support abortions during the first trimester. And I only support the legalization of mirijuana and certain hallucinogens.

[Pete]

you can make money through abortions as well

[Anonymous]

No, that's not happening.

[man in the red suit]

Quote: from CrazyPete on 2:31 am on Mar. 20, 2003
you can make money through abortions as well


oh.....(looks down in shame) I knew that

[man in the red suit]

Quote: from Dark Capitalist on 2:30 am on Mar. 20, 2003
Partially. I only support abortions during the first trimester.


why? are othe second trimester fetuses more elite or something?

[Anonymous]

Their hearts begin pumping and the brain shows signs of activity. Not to mention they can survive outside the womb with the help of technology.

[man in the red suit]

Quote: from Dark Capitalist on 2:42 am on Mar. 20, 2003
Their hearts begin pumping and the brain shows signs of activity. Not to mention they can survive outside the womb with the help of technology.

so what? do you want to start a cyborg fetus army?

[praxis1966]

Dark Capitalist: I fart in your general direction! I blow my nose at you! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

[man in the red suit]

Quote: from praxis1966 on 3:03 am on Mar. 20, 2003
Dark Capitalist: I fart in your general direction! I blow my nose at you! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

thank you John Cleese, back to our discussion....

[Anonymous]

I consider them real human beings at that point.

[man in the red suit]

Quote: from Dark Capitalist on 3:12 am on Mar. 20, 2003
I consider them real human beings at that point.

I don't and that is where we differ.

[Dhul Fiqar]

Can we please stop talking about abortion and get back to making up silly little things to say instead of "French" "German" "Russian" and "Chinese"? :biggrin:

[Eastside Revolt]

I hope France ASKS for the statue of liberty back.

[man in the red suit]

Quote: from Dhul Fiqar on 4:29 am on Mar. 20, 2003
Can we please stop talking about abortion and get back to making up silly little things to say instead of "French" "German" "Russian" and "Chinese"? :biggrin:


right we have to down to the important issue.....